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offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-29 06:29 [#00532811]
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is that a joke is it really the new block buster in the
us??
is this the sequel of crocodile dundee ?


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 08:03 [#00532971]
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fuck kangaroo jack - americans are the dumbest race of being
in the world

he's got all the money and he ain't givin it back yo...hop
hop

(btw the only movie ive seen in theaters for two years is
"bowling for colombine" - so not all americans are total
brainwashed fucks)


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-29 08:07 [#00532982]
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lol that wasnt my point, i just saw an horrible kangaroo
with sunglasses, and i wished for the ninja turtles to kick
his ass... whats the story ?
hes got all the money in the world seriously?? youre kidding
me!
its the work of satan


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2003-01-29 08:08 [#00532985]
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dude you know us australians find it insulting that such a
shit american film can be made representing our national
mascot animal as a total dick!


 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-01-29 08:09 [#00532986]
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this is the worst joke
i cannot believe that there are such stupid people who are
willing to spend money on such crap instead of CHICAGO or
Gangs of NEW YORK


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 08:11 [#00532993]
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no he took the token black guys "brooklyn" (or some shit)
sweatshirt with all the money they took or had or some other
bullshit - and he hops away - poor lonely white guy and
funny black guy cant get it back

i just wish the kangaroo would kick both of the other
"stars" in the face and make them swallow their teeth

its a bullshit hollywood movie made for fucky little
american shits...god i hate this country

american film is on a shit roller coaster - going one way -
DOWN


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 08:12 [#00532996]
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chicago? please

gangs of new york? ill let that slide cause its scorcese

indie films are the only respectable flicks anymore - its a
dying art form over run by horrible "pretty" faces and
explosions

ahhhhhhhhhhhh


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-29 08:12 [#00533000]
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ahah for me gangs of new york is shit too
it just doesnt interest me in any ways, coz i already found
european history boring, so why care about usa seriously,
plus i dont go to cinema to see american films its driving
me insane (thats the 1000 times i say this i know)


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-01-29 08:13 [#00533002]
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I think it looks like a fun movie. I can't wait till it
opens in britain. I'll be first in the queue to buy a
ticket. Kangaroos are great.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 08:14 [#00533005]
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everyone in the world should see "bowling for colombine" its
the only movie made since fight club thats worth something

TRUST ME - its VERY IMPORTANT


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 08:15 [#00533009]
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also - does anyone else besides me care about how kids
movies nowadays are very pussy?

we had so much cooler shit in our day - ninja turtles / gi
joe / voltron

no wonder kids nowadays have a.d.d. - the stuff made for
them sucks ass

kids are lame


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-29 08:15 [#00533010]
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since fight club ? man
so you didnt see spirited away or lord of the rings ?
that was quite important too



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-29 08:16 [#00533016]
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didn't see that one coming


 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-01-29 08:16 [#00533018]
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not all indie movies are good
not all sundance movies are good
just cause they are INDIE doesnt mean they are good
there are LOTS of CRAP indie movies out there
and just cause it is a HOLLYWOOD movie doest mean it is crap
but 99.999999% of the time it is


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-29 08:20 [#00533031]
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you forgot one or two 9


 

offline martinhm from York (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-29 08:52 [#00533125]
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what? I read this on the onion this morning, and
then I find out it's a real film!! Since when did the
onion start reporting real news. Seriously, you can't make
this stuff up any more. The world's gone mad.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 08:55 [#00533132]
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true indie films arent ALL good (nothing is ALL good) (well
besides oreos)

but hollywood films are formulaic - shows some tits,
explosion, show some ass, explosion, black guy and white guy
dont understand eachother, then they do, more ass,
explosion, tits, explosion, happy ending - we all wet our
beds

lord of the rings is a sham - read the books - the movies
are BORING - i fell asleep during the first one (something
that NEVER happens to me) so i figured the second one would
be just as captivating...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and your wrong - hollywood is crap

tastes like happy


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-29 09:00 [#00533140]
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ahah ive read the books two time yes theyre better, but the
films are good, really good..
peter jackson is not american tho :)


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 09:01 [#00533143]
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but its an american funded film...blah dirty american money

i wish i liked those movies and logically i should...i was
just so bored that i couldnt keep my eyes open - thank god
for harry potter i was drunk - that saved - that and the
fact i wasnt in a theater

movies are getting worse as time progresses


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-01-29 09:02 [#00533144]
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that saved me


 

offline hepburnenthorpe from sydney (Australia) on 2003-01-29 09:13 [#00533169]
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hehe...the last film i saw at the movies was ET


 


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