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offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:19 [#00529683]
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so me and my girlfriend were talking this evening and i
mentioned sex and how we haven't had it for the last
friggin' 3 weeks. she says she hasn't been in the mood, so i
tell her why we SHOULD be having sex (i am a guy after all)
then she says we'll have sex when i get a JOB! it's not
fair! i am so broke though...

i love her...but this is abuse. (sob sob)


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:19 [#00529685]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:20 [#00529686]
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sorry m8, just
"she says we'll have sex when i get a JOB"

is fucking hilarious


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-26 23:22 [#00529688]
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So you gotta pay for sex too eh?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:23 [#00529689]
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i'm forcing her to help me look.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:31 [#00529692]
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force her to have sex with you while you're at it.

i mean................*cough*


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:51 [#00529697]
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truth is...she enjoys the sex more than i do. it's more like
work for me while she lays there and gets off. but...damn
genetic compulsions make me want to have sex, BUT I AM A
GENTLEMAN.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-01-27 02:48 [#00529769]
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lol, that would piss me off! :-p

Just the thought that she would want to blackmail me, would
make me act like: "oh yeah? Well we'll see which one of us
can keep this up longer!", and i would NOT go jobhunting
just to piss her off too ;-)


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 02:54 [#00529773]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



When someone threatens me with a sexual standoff I always
threaten to go someplace else for sex. I never allow myself
to be controlled in this way. Fuck that!

I have no idea about your situation dude but get this shit
to an end as fast as possible. Don't allow yourself to be
under her thumb.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 03:08 [#00529780]
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Y'all scared him off. }:>


 

offline sane_man on 2003-01-27 03:11 [#00529782]
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A bit of an ugly cow is she?


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 03:46 [#00529800]
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Maybe she thinks you're a lazy good-for-nothing and need a
severe kick up the ass ;)


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-27 03:48 [#00529807]
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yourgirlfriend is devilish

its overabuse

kill her

then have sex :)))


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-27 03:51 [#00529811]
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!

......as blatantecho would say ;)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 15:06 [#00530558]
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the problem here is...i REALLY need a job. i've been
jobhunting too lately, anyway. she only says it because she
hasn't been in the mood lately. she better be in the mood
tonight when i see her because i'm going to throw it in her
face. between the two of us, i'm the only one with
willpower.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 15:07 [#00530560]
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oh, and i WILL mention going elsewhere for sex because i can
be just as immature as her.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-01-27 15:53 [#00530616]
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Childish game on her part. I wouldn't tolerate it. Say to
her you think she's being very immature if that's the only
reason she's abstaining.

Sorry to spread seeds of doubt, but ask her if there is
another reason- she could be using you not getting a job as
an excuse to hide another reason for not wanting to.


 

offline Kcytrx from Netherlands, The on 2003-01-27 15:54 [#00530617]
Points: 117 Status: Regular



seriously.. great job at getting blackmailed over not
getting any sex.
judging by your story, she's the type that will get jealous
easily. make her a little jealous and there you are.

btw, don't mention cheating on her, if you don't want her to
start crying and nagging


 

offline Kcytrx from Netherlands, The on 2003-01-27 15:56 [#00530621]
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it's not that she's immature, she just wants him to get a
fucking job and plays him just right (women are crazy you
know). the problem is how he is handling her.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 16:02 [#00530629]
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Why has no one stated the obvious, that women are turned off
by broke guys?

It's genetic. On some deep level they need someone they can
think of as a potentially good provider for the hatchlings.

Just the fact that she's turned off by your slothful piglike
joblessness shows that she potentially regards you as a
serious thing.

Or maybe she just wants someone who can buy her dinner.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-01-27 16:05 [#00530638]
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geez... get a job ya fuckin bum


 

offline Kcytrx from Netherlands, The on 2003-01-27 16:07 [#00530641]
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depends on how old she is
if she is 25-26+ they will get more serious and start
looking for a "good provider for the hatchlings" as you call
it. before that age, most of them just like to mess around
abit


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2003-01-27 16:19 [#00530653]
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no sex AND no job....


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-27 16:24 [#00530659]
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Won't put out? Then put her out
/eminem

Using sex as a means to get what you want is a cruel
headgame. It should never be a reward. Save that for
mairrage!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 17:01 [#00530693]
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they start practicing young


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 17:04 [#00530695]
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They also want a guy who will go bust his hump all day
working while she lays in bed watching talk shows.

The thinner she plucks her eyebrows, the truer this is.


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 17:53 [#00530725]
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I agree, women instictively go for a partner who is
successful or a leader or both, and it's not at a level they
have any control of. Genetically programmed to be gold
diggers.

Hev, you still got your Porsche? isn't running that kinda
expensive?


 

offline nacmat on 2003-01-27 18:02 [#00530729]
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women are from another planet

I am living with one


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-27 18:12 [#00530738]
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I think it's Venus if i'm not mistaken


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 18:14 [#00530740]
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porsche

aw man

is that an achewood reference or was i shootin my mouth off
last time i blacked out


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 18:25 [#00530751]
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no Loogie, i dont have the porsche, i sold it before i moved
up here to Denver. anyway, i was broke when i first met her
and still am broke. i still pay for shit, bugs the hell out
of me when she has to fork out cash even though she says she
doesn't mind.


 

offline redRummy from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 18:31 [#00530753]
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get a job then dump her...

that'll learn 'er !!! ;))


 

offline nacmat on 2003-01-27 18:36 [#00530756]
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they are here....


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 18:38 [#00530758]
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Can't help noticing you like nonsense

"two ghosts stroking a brick"

very verrry nice!


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-27 20:17 [#00530797]
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Wait...i thought of a solution that makes everyone happy!

Get a job, then get laid! :)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-27 20:22 [#00530802]
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masturbate and get it all over her while she's sleeping

"YOU DROVE ME TO IT"


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-01-27 21:08 [#00530840]
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hey your lady is setting a bad example for us " we dont give
a shit if you have a job or not" ladies.

I've known more guys who wouldnt get a girlfriend because
they dont have jobs so its not always the chicks.

But, you're the guy set that shit straight. I don't think
you should run around with your dick in your hand "ok baby"
"I'll look for a job"

HOLD YOUR BALLS HIGH!


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 22:18 [#00530922]
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oh, i'm holding my balls so high i'm choking on them...

it's not about manipulation here, neither me or her are like
that. she just loves to annoy the living shit out of me and
see how much patience/tolerability i have.

not having sex is no big deal to me really. lately she
hasn't been in the mood and i've been thinking that it's
been me that's been pissing her off. i've only wanted sex
because i thought it would prove that she still wants me,
but luckily i'm not the problem.


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2003-01-27 22:21 [#00530924]
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lucky fuck... get a job & be happy... don't fuck things up


 


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