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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:19 [#00529683]
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so me and my girlfriend were talking this evening and i mentioned sex and how we haven't had it for the last friggin' 3 weeks. she says she hasn't been in the mood, so i tell her why we SHOULD be having sex (i am a guy after all) then she says we'll have sex when i get a JOB! it's not fair! i am so broke though...
i love her...but this is abuse. (sob sob)
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:19 [#00529685]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:20 [#00529686]
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sorry m8, just "she says we'll have sex when i get a JOB"
is fucking hilarious
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Dolleater
from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-26 23:22 [#00529688]
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So you gotta pay for sex too eh?
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:23 [#00529689]
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i'm forcing her to help me look.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:31 [#00529692]
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force her to have sex with you while you're at it.
i mean................*cough*
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-26 23:51 [#00529697]
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truth is...she enjoys the sex more than i do. it's more like work for me while she lays there and gets off. but...damn genetic compulsions make me want to have sex, BUT I AM A GENTLEMAN.
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-01-27 02:48 [#00529769]
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lol, that would piss me off! :-p
Just the thought that she would want to blackmail me, would make me act like: "oh yeah? Well we'll see which one of us can keep this up longer!", and i would NOT go jobhunting just to piss her off too ;-)
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 02:54 [#00529773]
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When someone threatens me with a sexual standoff I always threaten to go someplace else for sex. I never allow myself to be controlled in this way. Fuck that!
I have no idea about your situation dude but get this shit to an end as fast as possible. Don't allow yourself to be under her thumb.
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 03:08 [#00529780]
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Y'all scared him off. }:>
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sane_man
on 2003-01-27 03:11 [#00529782]
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A bit of an ugly cow is she?
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 03:46 [#00529800]
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Maybe she thinks you're a lazy good-for-nothing and need a severe kick up the ass ;)
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-27 03:48 [#00529807]
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yourgirlfriend is devilish
its overabuse
kill her
then have sex :)))
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-27 03:51 [#00529811]
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!
......as blatantecho would say ;)
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 15:06 [#00530558]
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the problem here is...i REALLY need a job. i've been jobhunting too lately, anyway. she only says it because she hasn't been in the mood lately. she better be in the mood tonight when i see her because i'm going to throw it in her face. between the two of us, i'm the only one with willpower.
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 15:07 [#00530560]
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oh, and i WILL mention going elsewhere for sex because i can be just as immature as her.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-01-27 15:53 [#00530616]
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Childish game on her part. I wouldn't tolerate it. Say to her you think she's being very immature if that's the only reason she's abstaining.
Sorry to spread seeds of doubt, but ask her if there is another reason- she could be using you not getting a job as an excuse to hide another reason for not wanting to.
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Kcytrx
from Netherlands, The on 2003-01-27 15:54 [#00530617]
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seriously.. great job at getting blackmailed over not getting any sex.
judging by your story, she's the type that will get jealous easily. make her a little jealous and there you are.
btw, don't mention cheating on her, if you don't want her to start crying and nagging
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Kcytrx
from Netherlands, The on 2003-01-27 15:56 [#00530621]
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it's not that she's immature, she just wants him to get a fucking job and plays him just right (women are crazy you know). the problem is how he is handling her.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 16:02 [#00530629]
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Why has no one stated the obvious, that women are turned off by broke guys?
It's genetic. On some deep level they need someone they can think of as a potentially good provider for the hatchlings.
Just the fact that she's turned off by your slothful piglike joblessness shows that she potentially regards you as a serious thing.
Or maybe she just wants someone who can buy her dinner.
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-01-27 16:05 [#00530638]
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geez... get a job ya fuckin bum
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Kcytrx
from Netherlands, The on 2003-01-27 16:07 [#00530641]
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depends on how old she is if she is 25-26+ they will get more serious and start looking for a "good provider for the hatchlings" as you call it. before that age, most of them just like to mess around abit
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CORTEX
from Canada on 2003-01-27 16:19 [#00530653]
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no sex AND no job....
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-27 16:24 [#00530659]
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Won't put out? Then put her out /eminem
Using sex as a means to get what you want is a cruel headgame. It should never be a reward. Save that for mairrage!
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 17:01 [#00530693]
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they start practicing young
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 17:04 [#00530695]
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They also want a guy who will go bust his hump all day working while she lays in bed watching talk shows.
The thinner she plucks her eyebrows, the truer this is.
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Loogie
from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 17:53 [#00530725]
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I agree, women instictively go for a partner who is successful or a leader or both, and it's not at a level they have any control of. Genetically programmed to be gold diggers.
Hev, you still got your Porsche? isn't running that kinda expensive?
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nacmat
on 2003-01-27 18:02 [#00530729]
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women are from another planet
I am living with one
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-27 18:12 [#00530738]
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I think it's Venus if i'm not mistaken
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 18:14 [#00530740]
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porsche
aw man
is that an achewood reference or was i shootin my mouth off last time i blacked out
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 18:25 [#00530751]
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no Loogie, i dont have the porsche, i sold it before i moved up here to Denver. anyway, i was broke when i first met her and still am broke. i still pay for shit, bugs the hell out of me when she has to fork out cash even though she says she doesn't mind.
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redRummy
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-27 18:31 [#00530753]
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get a job then dump her...
that'll learn 'er !!! ;))
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nacmat
on 2003-01-27 18:36 [#00530756]
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they are here....
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-27 18:38 [#00530758]
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Can't help noticing you like nonsense
"two ghosts stroking a brick"
very verrry nice!
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-27 20:17 [#00530797]
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Wait...i thought of a solution that makes everyone happy!
Get a job, then get laid! :)
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-27 20:22 [#00530802]
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masturbate and get it all over her while she's sleeping
"YOU DROVE ME TO IT"
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2003-01-27 21:08 [#00530840]
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hey your lady is setting a bad example for us " we dont give a shit if you have a job or not" ladies.
I've known more guys who wouldnt get a girlfriend because they dont have jobs so its not always the chicks.
But, you're the guy set that shit straight. I don't think you should run around with your dick in your hand "ok baby" "I'll look for a job"
HOLD YOUR BALLS HIGH!
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-01-27 22:18 [#00530922]
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oh, i'm holding my balls so high i'm choking on them...
it's not about manipulation here, neither me or her are like that. she just loves to annoy the living shit out of me and see how much patience/tolerability i have.
not having sex is no big deal to me really. lately she hasn't been in the mood and i've been thinking that it's been me that's been pissing her off. i've only wanted sex because i thought it would prove that she still wants me, but luckily i'm not the problem.
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Quoth
from Sweden on 2003-01-27 22:21 [#00530924]
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lucky fuck... get a job & be happy... don't fuck things up
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