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if you could have any super powers..
 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-01-26 13:52 [#00528994]
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..which ones would you have?

i've often wanted to fly and run really fast & jump really
high..


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 13:56 [#00529003]
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a magic purse would be nice


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-01-26 13:57 [#00529006]
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laser eyes!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-26 13:57 [#00529007]
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shoot pies out my nose


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-01-26 13:59 [#00529013]
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i would want to be invincible, or mabey walk through
walls.....


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 13:59 [#00529014]
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ditto

really!


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-01-26 14:07 [#00529034]
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hey, i can shoot pies out of the nose, not by will actually.
a ate pies with bacon the other day and had to cough very
bad-> i shot it right in front of me on the table, everybody
saw it, they were like in dolleaters avatar, hehe (watch how
phillipe opens his mouth)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 14:13 [#00529041]
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a fanny magnet would also be nice


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-26 14:13 [#00529042]
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I would like the power to fill mankind's heart with love.


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2003-01-26 14:26 [#00529050]
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Gallon of Cum Man

lmfao!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-26 14:31 [#00529057]
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cause think about it, people would experience temporary
insanity, cause all of their lifes, they were taught that
pies do NOT come out of noses, and as they try to piece
their shattered world back to gether i could take their
money


 

offline uzim on 2003-01-26 14:31 [#00529058]
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oh, you're a good person fleetmouse... =.)

i'd like to be able to change myself into a mermaid. then
never go back to my old body again. and once i'm a mermaid,
i would have the abilities to switch between (almost)human
to mermaid and vice-versa... i would also be able to swim in
the air, and most important to cure all diseases - i hate
when people suffer too. ' _ '


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-01-26 14:33 [#00529061]
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x-ray vision and flying capabilities


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-01-26 14:34 [#00529062]
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i want to be invisible


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-26 14:35 [#00529064]
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I see my incredible power of mind boggling sarcasm is
working

EXCELLENT



 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-01-26 14:35 [#00529065]
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i want to be able to make music and make enough $$ to live
comfortably


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-26 14:41 [#00529074]
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x-ray vision is more realistic


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-01-26 14:43 [#00529077]
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ouch :0/

if i never get started i can never get there


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-01-26 14:45 [#00529078]
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the same setup spiderman has


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-01-26 14:47 [#00529079]
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spiderman has small balls


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 14:50 [#00529080]
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he's asexual he has no genitalia at all. guess you're
already half way there then


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-01-26 15:15 [#00529108]
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I don't give a damn if he has balls or no, spiderman is my
hero


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-26 16:11 [#00529183]
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to fuck every chick i really want to by claping my toes


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-26 16:12 [#00529187]
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spiderman is as pittyfull as any other comic hero



 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-01-26 16:13 [#00529188]
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The power to dust of the link to peoples inner spirits so
that the energy may flow inhibited.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-26 16:24 [#00529209]
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i'd want a SUPER brain! cos with that i could figure out how
to get all the other COOL super powers......i know it's
CHEMICAL X !!!!


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-01-26 16:25 [#00529211]
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Spiderman also.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2003-01-26 16:29 [#00529213]
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the power to follow through on shit i say i should do


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 16:31 [#00529216]
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you already have a cat head, isn't that being a touch
greedy? :P


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-26 16:32 [#00529219]
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TelEpathy. ooooh baby!


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-26 16:38 [#00529228]
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takes a BITE outta you!! does that mean i have 9 lives? cats
are supposed to have that......i'll take the 9 lives rather
than the SUPER brain then =0)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-01-26 16:41 [#00529230]
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i'd like to stay under 30 for some 20 more years


 

offline accela from Detroit (United States) on 2003-01-26 16:57 [#00529244]
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enough power to destroy the world


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-26 17:15 [#00529257]
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A detachable penis with retro fit super sperm ejaculation
button to foil my enemies plots with one quick warm squirt
in the eye, and also with a laser beam attachment and with a
bottle cap opener too....

That would be pretty fly


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-01-26 17:16 [#00529259]
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yeah, for a white guy :P


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-26 17:27 [#00529275]
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I would like to have the ability to fly, to see the earth
from above.

2nd choice: Invisiblity. That way I could walk around
unnoticed and play tricks on people


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-01-26 17:28 [#00529277]
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or spy in the girls lockerroom?


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-26 18:28 [#00529391]
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White guy eh?... hmmm.. very interesting

Id also like to have fire come out of my nipples on command,
which would be some japanese word, and I would have to
scream it out loud with a very high shrill voice


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-26 18:37 [#00529397]
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Indeed!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-01-26 18:37 [#00529398]
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some people have the power to be innovative and
inadvertently summon followers


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-26 20:33 [#00529547]
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Some people sure do have that power pachi, but does that
make them super human?

I think not, no way man, they would be super human if they
had a chainsaw for an arm, but then technically they would
be a cyborg, oh yes! CYBORGS!

I think I would want to cut this whole super human mumbo
jumbo crap and get straight to it, I would want to be a
CYBORG with a chainsaw arm!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG YES!


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:24 [#00529587]
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Huh, so no one else wants to be a cyborg eh?

Sucks to be you then, when I slash everyones flesh with my
chainsaw arms and my flamethrowing nipples and detachable
penis, dont go crying to mommie because you didnt convert
your organic skin to robotic machinery....

SUCKAS!

word


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-01-26 21:29 [#00529591]
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To be invincible to EVERYTHING. You could hit me with a
missle and it wouldn't bruise me.

I'd take over the world. Who could stop me?


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:33 [#00529594]
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MY CYBORG MACHINERY COULD, ITS MORE POWERFUL THEN MISSLES,
AND MORE HARMFUL THEN ANY POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE AND
IT FEEDS OF THE HATE OF HUMANITY, IT COULD TEAR YOU TO
SHREADS OPHECKS!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-01-26 21:38 [#00529601]
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Nope, sorry, nothing could harm me. I envision myself
marching to the White House and just grinning while the
Secret Service try to take me down with assault rifles, but
I just keep going, bullets ricocheting off my adamantium
skin. Then I get to Bush after beating up his bodyguards and
I...

Give him a wedgie.


Attached picture

 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:43 [#00529605]
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For a small fee Ophecks, I will spare you life in the cyborg
vs. human wars.......

and for another small fee I will devote the rest of my short
life to assasinating the president, yes, thats right motha
fuckas! I SAID IT! SEND ME TO THE TERROR CAMP ALLREADY I AM
HARD! DONT MESS!

"COME ON, DONT BULLSHIT ME!!!!!!, COME AND GET ME!!!!" -
Arnold Swartzenagger

I wonder how long until the CIA come and get me, and then
how long it will take to explain I that I was being
sarcastic?

Huh, guess well find out

*frantically works on building his cyborg suit before the
feds come*


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-26 21:46 [#00529608]
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Am I the only one who thinks the Galaxy Ripping Beam is the
coolest superpower ever?

;)


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:48 [#00529613]
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Hey DaWeeze, my cyborg suit is going to have that Galaxy
Ripping Beam built in the standard models... so you might
wanna chip in some cash while the plates still hot , if you
know what I mean

WOOOZLE WOOOZIE WEEEEE!



 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-26 21:52 [#00529618]
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Oh I see and no I'm not buying you lunch...

;)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-01-26 21:56 [#00529623]
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Whatever. You posers think you can stop me, but you know you
can't. Go make your frickin' suit then. See if I care.

*is not caring


 


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