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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-01-26 13:52 [#00528994]
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..which ones would you have?
i've often wanted to fly and run really fast & jump really high..
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 13:56 [#00529003]
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a magic purse would be nice
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Cheffe1979
from fuck (Austria) on 2003-01-26 13:57 [#00529006]
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laser eyes!
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-26 13:57 [#00529007]
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shoot pies out my nose
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-01-26 13:59 [#00529013]
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i would want to be invincible, or mabey walk through walls.....
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-01-26 13:59 [#00529014]
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ditto
really!
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Cheffe1979
from fuck (Austria) on 2003-01-26 14:07 [#00529034]
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hey, i can shoot pies out of the nose, not by will actually. a ate pies with bacon the other day and had to cough very bad-> i shot it right in front of me on the table, everybody saw it, they were like in dolleaters avatar, hehe (watch how phillipe opens his mouth)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 14:13 [#00529041]
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a fanny magnet would also be nice
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-26 14:13 [#00529042]
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I would like the power to fill mankind's heart with love.
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Quoth
from Sweden on 2003-01-26 14:26 [#00529050]
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Gallon of Cum Man
lmfao!
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-26 14:31 [#00529057]
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cause think about it, people would experience temporary insanity, cause all of their lifes, they were taught that pies do NOT come out of noses, and as they try to piece their shattered world back to gether i could take their money
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uzim
on 2003-01-26 14:31 [#00529058]
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oh, you're a good person fleetmouse... =.)
i'd like to be able to change myself into a mermaid. then never go back to my old body again. and once i'm a mermaid, i would have the abilities to switch between (almost)human to mermaid and vice-versa... i would also be able to swim in the air, and most important to cure all diseases - i hate when people suffer too. ' _ '
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-01-26 14:33 [#00529061]
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x-ray vision and flying capabilities
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Cheffe1979
from fuck (Austria) on 2003-01-26 14:34 [#00529062]
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i want to be invisible
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-26 14:35 [#00529064]
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I see my incredible power of mind boggling sarcasm is working
EXCELLENT
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-01-26 14:35 [#00529065]
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i want to be able to make music and make enough $$ to live comfortably
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-26 14:41 [#00529074]
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x-ray vision is more realistic
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-01-26 14:43 [#00529077]
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ouch :0/
if i never get started i can never get there
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2003-01-26 14:45 [#00529078]
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the same setup spiderman has
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-01-26 14:47 [#00529079]
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spiderman has small balls
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 14:50 [#00529080]
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he's asexual he has no genitalia at all. guess you're already half way there then
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2003-01-26 15:15 [#00529108]
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I don't give a damn if he has balls or no, spiderman is my hero
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-26 16:11 [#00529183]
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to fuck every chick i really want to by claping my toes
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-26 16:12 [#00529187]
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spiderman is as pittyfull as any other comic hero
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magiker
from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-01-26 16:13 [#00529188]
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The power to dust of the link to peoples inner spirits so that the energy may flow inhibited.
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-26 16:24 [#00529209]
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i'd want a SUPER brain! cos with that i could figure out how to get all the other COOL super powers......i know it's CHEMICAL X !!!!
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Asche XL
on 2003-01-26 16:25 [#00529211]
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Spiderman also.
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2003-01-26 16:29 [#00529213]
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the power to follow through on shit i say i should do
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-26 16:31 [#00529216]
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you already have a cat head, isn't that being a touch greedy? :P
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Dolleater
from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-26 16:32 [#00529219]
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TelEpathy. ooooh baby!
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-26 16:38 [#00529228]
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takes a BITE outta you!! does that mean i have 9 lives? cats are supposed to have that......i'll take the 9 lives rather than the SUPER brain then =0)
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-01-26 16:41 [#00529230]
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i'd like to stay under 30 for some 20 more years
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accela
from Detroit (United States) on 2003-01-26 16:57 [#00529244]
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enough power to destroy the world
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-01-26 17:15 [#00529257]
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A detachable penis with retro fit super sperm ejaculation button to foil my enemies plots with one quick warm squirt in the eye, and also with a laser beam attachment and with a bottle cap opener too....
That would be pretty fly
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2003-01-26 17:16 [#00529259]
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yeah, for a white guy :P
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-26 17:27 [#00529275]
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I would like to have the ability to fly, to see the earth from above.
2nd choice: Invisiblity. That way I could walk around unnoticed and play tricks on people
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X-tomatic
from ze war room on 2003-01-26 17:28 [#00529277]
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or spy in the girls lockerroom?
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-01-26 18:28 [#00529391]
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White guy eh?... hmmm.. very interesting
Id also like to have fire come out of my nipples on command, which would be some japanese word, and I would have to scream it out loud with a very high shrill voice
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-26 18:37 [#00529397]
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Indeed!
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-01-26 18:37 [#00529398]
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some people have the power to be innovative and inadvertently summon followers
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-01-26 20:33 [#00529547]
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Some people sure do have that power pachi, but does that make them super human?
I think not, no way man, they would be super human if they had a chainsaw for an arm, but then technically they would be a cyborg, oh yes! CYBORGS!
I think I would want to cut this whole super human mumbo jumbo crap and get straight to it, I would want to be a CYBORG with a chainsaw arm!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG YES!
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:24 [#00529587]
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Huh, so no one else wants to be a cyborg eh?
Sucks to be you then, when I slash everyones flesh with my chainsaw arms and my flamethrowing nipples and detachable penis, dont go crying to mommie because you didnt convert your organic skin to robotic machinery....
SUCKAS!
word
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-01-26 21:29 [#00529591]
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To be invincible to EVERYTHING. You could hit me with a missle and it wouldn't bruise me.
I'd take over the world. Who could stop me?
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:33 [#00529594]
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MY CYBORG MACHINERY COULD, ITS MORE POWERFUL THEN MISSLES, AND MORE HARMFUL THEN ANY POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE AND IT FEEDS OF THE HATE OF HUMANITY, IT COULD TEAR YOU TO SHREADS OPHECKS!
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-01-26 21:38 [#00529601]
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Nope, sorry, nothing could harm me. I envision myself marching to the White House and just grinning while the Secret Service try to take me down with assault rifles, but I just keep going, bullets ricocheting off my adamantium skin. Then I get to Bush after beating up his bodyguards and I...
Give him a wedgie.
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:43 [#00529605]
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For a small fee Ophecks, I will spare you life in the cyborg vs. human wars.......
and for another small fee I will devote the rest of my short life to assasinating the president, yes, thats right motha fuckas! I SAID IT! SEND ME TO THE TERROR CAMP ALLREADY I AM HARD! DONT MESS!
"COME ON, DONT BULLSHIT ME!!!!!!, COME AND GET ME!!!!" - Arnold Swartzenagger
I wonder how long until the CIA come and get me, and then how long it will take to explain I that I was being sarcastic?
Huh, guess well find out
*frantically works on building his cyborg suit before the feds come*
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-26 21:46 [#00529608]
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Am I the only one who thinks the Galaxy Ripping Beam is the coolest superpower ever?
;)
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-01-26 21:48 [#00529613]
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Hey DaWeeze, my cyborg suit is going to have that Galaxy Ripping Beam built in the standard models... so you might wanna chip in some cash while the plates still hot , if you know what I mean
WOOOZLE WOOOZIE WEEEEE!
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-26 21:52 [#00529618]
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Oh I see and no I'm not buying you lunch...
;)
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-01-26 21:56 [#00529623]
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Whatever. You posers think you can stop me, but you know you can't. Go make your frickin' suit then. See if I care.
*is not caring
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