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Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd. George: Well, howdily doodily yourself, there, Ned. This is my wife Barbara. I call her Bar. Would you like some lemonade? Ned: Tip top notch! George: Okily dokily. [hands Ned some] Ned: Thankily dankily! [they both drink] Great-ilicious! George: Scrump-diddley-eriffic! Both: Fine and dandy like sour candy! George: Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte... |
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Ralph: "Look daddy, a beached whale egg!" Wiggum: "I am so sick of companies dumping their trash in the ocean without a permit. It's not like its hard to get one." |
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ralph: i'm happy AND ANGRY |
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"doh" |
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"Timmy!" |
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homer: "stupid sexy flanders!!!!!!!!" |
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Two gangsters, one of them lies one the floor after getting shot.... A: - "Johnny Tightlips, where did they hit you?" B: - "I ain't telling nothing" A: - "But what do i tell the doctor" B: - "Tell him to suck a lemon" |
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homer- its like david and golieth, only this time, david won! |
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burns- somebody up there likes me... smithers- somebody down here likes you too, sir. |
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you kissed a girl. that is SO gay. |
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"if dolphins are so smart, then why do they live in igloo's" |
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Homer - "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb." |
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Homer- "Yeah I get a lot of compliments on my talking." |
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smithers- people see you as some sort of an ogre, sir. burns- i ought to club them and eat their bones! kent brockman- with mr smitehrs found totally innocent, we have to ask ourself one question- who can possibly be a bloodthirsty as waylon smithers? |
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When the Simpsons are in Austraila. Bart takes out a knife. Guy in resturant: "You call that a knife?! This is a knife" (whips out a spoon) Bart: "Thats a spoon..." Guy: "Ahh I see you've played knifie spoonie before!" |
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* that was a horrific episode, opened my eyes to how bad overseas people think we are |
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Homer - "Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people." |
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thems like kangaroos, but thems reptiles, they is! |
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Homer: "Oh my GOD! TRAMAPOLINE! I MEAN TRAPAPMOLINE!" |
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that's a BLOODY OUTRAGE it is |
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"maybe its the beer talking marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit" |
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"when I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer, I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID, my name was benny mc gee, I stayed up listening to queen, when I was... seventeen" |
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milhouse- we started out like romeo and juliet, but it ended in tragedy. smithers- what is the time? bart- 12:80. no wait, what comes after 12? smithers- 1. bart- no After 12. lisa- i found another hurt shrew, mr smithers. i think this one has a twisted ankle. amithers- arent there any healthy animals in this mountain? |
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does anyone know where i can read/download Simpsons comics on the net? |
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Ralph Wiggum: "What's a diarama?" |
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homer to his lobster- 'eat up, your nothing but skin and bone' the family is complaining that homer didnt eat the lobster homer- 'what are you moaning about veggie, yoiu dont even eat meat?' lisa- 'yes but i like the smell' |
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How not to play blackjack: Dealer:'19.' Homer: Hit me! Dealer: '20.' Homer: 'Hit Me!' Dealer: '21.' Homer: 'Hit me!' Dealer: '22.' Homer: 'D'oh!!!' |
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*Homer singing: "I am so smart, i am so smart, S-M-R-T..i mean S-M-A-R-T!" |
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Bart: 'What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding.' |
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lets go to that place where our beds and TV are |
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New feelings, brewing inside Duff Man. Ohhhh Yeahhhhhhh... |
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"SAXAMOPHONE... SAXAMOPHONE" classic! |
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Now I have four children...and you will be called Stitchface |
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New feelings, brewing inside Duff Man. Ohhhh Yeahhhhhhh... Tuba-ma-bob? Oboe-ma-bo? Ah... Saxa-ma-phone. |
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Homer at the dinner table, after a day of being a thug. "...and so I said to the guy; "You're car was like that when we got here. And as for your mother, well she shouldn't mouthed of like that. |
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marge: shoosh barney gumble SHoooSH!!! |
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"Tuba-ma-bob? Oboe-ma-bo? Ah... Saxa-ma-phone." Lol... I love that... Oboe-ma-bo!! Classic!!! |
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ralph wiggum: i ated the purple berries! bart: how do they taste, ralph? good? ralph wiggum [falls to the ground and convulses]: they taste like....burning! |
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Bart: What's this? *takes out a record* Comic Book Guy: Oh that's Melvin and the Squirrels. They were part of the rodent invasion of the 1960's! AND Homer: *singing* There was nothing in Al Capones vault. But it wasn't Geraldo's fault! |
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"Doh!! Nuts!!! hum... donuts |
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"Doh!!" |
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Ralph: "HI SUPERNINTENDO CHALMERS" |
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Homer: *Looking at refugee picture* Geez! Look at these refugee's, a smile wouldn't hurt! Marge: they've gone through terrible trauma and left homeless Homer: Well moping won't help |
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My eyes... these goggles do nothing! |
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homer in the shower sings barry manilow > "Oh Mindy , well you came and you gave without flaking , ever since you've been gay... Oh Andy , yeah you came and you saved me from something...." |
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Ho-mer, Ho-mer Simpson heeess that greatest guy in histoooryyyy from the, town of springfield, hes about to crash into a cheasnut treeee- AHH! *crash* |
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"lets just recycle these shards and get the hell out of here" Michael Stipe |
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"help! i am attacked by communist nazis!!" |
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"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." |
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