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Do you have any words of wisdom to share with your fellow xltronicers? My words of wisdom: A way out of any situation can be found by asking yourself, 'What would Samuel L. jackson do?' |
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:) |
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My words of wisdom: learn to understand before youre understand learning |
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ha that's cool! |
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Skip school and spend the time reading books instead. You'll learn far more. |
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If you ever kick someone in the face it's best to fuck off and end the night before his mates come back looking for you. |
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Very, very true. I basically went through school in a catatonic state and other than writing, probably learnt very little of use there. I was in the town library twice a week though, borrowing stacks of books. |
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My words are: Beer is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
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in that case, hangovers are proof that there is a hell |
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Hangover is a demon of the Self. If you drink equal amounts of water and beer you'll be fine. |
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see it before you do it! works as an antifear___[] |
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For anyone who has a job: Everytime you think there is light at the end of the tunnel it turns out to be some bastard walking towards you with a torch carrying some extra work for you to do... |
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whoa, deep. I'll try that, maybe. |
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By the way Makiger I think that is evil lies about drinkin equal ammounts of alcohol and water curing a hangover... However much water I quaff before bedtime I still wake up with the thirst of mendoza about 4.30am.... |
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GO TO YOUR CLASSES, KIDS! I'm learning the hard way. |
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ah arrarrarr.. . classic.. . "what would Samuel L Jackson do ?".. . why he'd get eaten by a big fuck off shark whilest explaining what you should do.. . tehehehe.. . thats what he'd do. .. |
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It's a fact that if you go out drinking then before you go to sleep drink water you are less likely to wake up with a hangover. You dehydrate when you drink alcohol so drinking water is good for this. Water is very important for your body. |
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That is received medical wisdom but I think I must be diabetic or something because however much water I drink after a going out on the piss (and I mean a lot) I am ALWAYS thirsty..... |
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He may get eaten by a shark, but he'd look kinda cool all the same. |
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my dad "you can sit in herre and feel sad, orr get out therre and do somethinng nothing happens unless you make it happen" |
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"don't drink household bleach as a substitute for Vodka. |
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too late bitch. :( |
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Always use a condom |
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...unless you're trying for a baby. |
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true dat |
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man who stands on toilet is high on pot |
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Never let a dog lick you...it licks its crotch don't ya know. |
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remember there is always someone better then you and there is always someone worse then you, this is a world without extremes. |
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More testicles mean more iron. |
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Online, there is always someone smarter than you. |
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Start as you mean to go on |
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Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick. |
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movie stars dont give a dam about you |
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=oO copy cat ! lol |
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Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone. Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk. Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts. Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist. Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers... War do not determine who right, war determine who left. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge. Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who farts in church sits in own pew. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs. Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw. Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient. Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit. Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock. No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy. Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. |
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p0g0 > do you love "man on the moon" |
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hell yeah ! I nearly pissed my pants when I watched it ! |
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I've been thinking about watching that film, AK looked to be quite interesting. Have both of you seen the original Mighty Mouse clip? |
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i saw the black comedy remake of the french connection car chase scene. although in kauffmans version people in the street get hit, like a lady walking a pram so funny |
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Yeah, I've seen the original clip, Jim Cary does it soooo good ! He plays the whole part pretty damn good actually |
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