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does anyone know which is the best way to smuggle drugs (especially marijuana) to other countrys. Must be through normal customs and can't be body-implant. I need you Amsterdam guys on this... |
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a body suit. and rratherr than padding, you use weed. worrks everrytime. trry it, i darre you... |
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i'd say... putting it,... the bag(s) wrapped in cellophane & then a layer of toothpaste & then another layer of cellophane & then inbetween your sack & your asshole... seriously... with like erm... briefs on... i don't think it would be noticable.. but i'd be uncomfortable as fuck |
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it's for a...erhm...science project in...erhm...school....erh...yeah... No seriously - some friends of mine are going to smuggle 1kilo of hash from Denmark to Sweden, and I don't want the m to get cought (especially not in Sweden) |
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don't come to the US cos customs will nail you. i've seen what they have behind the walls of the airports to 'get' people, it's a cool set up. |
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i know a copperr, i would ask him, but it could go eitherr way... he may help, orr bust you... should i, orr shud i not rrisk it, hummm.... |
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anal probes??? |
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smoke a lot before you fly. save it on your "hard"brain. realax. no need to risk now. when you'll get there "release" ypur skunk layer from your mind. safest way I know. have fun :) |
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I bet that takes a lot of practice. |
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hey Spikee...what's up...haven't been around lately cuz i'm working.... |
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Like you could get a kilo of weed inside your ass. Tyres of you car used to work.I still might. Whereever you put it cover it with pepper |
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I’m stoned. I need to get more stoned and drink some water but all my stuff won't float over to me. I’ll have to get up. Hows you? |
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ok...pepper...i'll note that maybe wrapping it alot n stuff will work, but it has to be well hided in normal baggage. My friends was thinking of putting it inside an old cdrom-drive (cuz they take a computer with them) |
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ok...plain ok....just got my paycheck and didnt get as expected :-/...well ..that's life... btw. are you on icq? |
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if you can't do the time, don't do the crime... only losers use drugs only users lose drugs |
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only losers makes the thing they say rime or match to get theyre oppinions out |
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lol..... are they your boobies Junktion? |
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Obviously up a dogs crack. |
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nah....just put in your name in the URL and it will say that too ;) |
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Shampoo bottle or jar of peanut butter(make sure you bring some crackers along with you) |
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peanut-butter? if youre serious, do you think nougat-butter could do the trick? First take the hash and put pepper all over it, then wrap it in cellophane. The put it down in a big jar of peanut/nougat-butter. Then glue the foil back on the opining and close the jar so the jar looks unopened....that would do the trick |
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lol... I like that... I like that a lot :) |
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i had a funny experience once i went on vacation with two of my buddies, we came on spain border and custom officer started to search the car, the thing was two of us didnt know that the third guy had some pot in his purse, so we acted pretty cool, then we saw this third guy and he turned all green, he almost passed out, but luckly it was night so the officer didnt see him properly well, if you're going to spain all that you have to say is that you havent been in maroko-im not sure if they ask that just us slovenians (we have this bad reputation because of some truck drivers haha) or is it a common thing :) |
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friend successfully smuggled heroin iin a shampoo bottle from US to britain and back |
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Shampoo bottle or jar of peanut butter(make sure you bring some crackers along with you) Word up, but make sure you clean the bottle or jar so there is no residue, or else your a dead man |
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in small amouts: buy some stick deoderant. if you unscrew the top, there will be a small space at the bottom of the case. after placing the contents in this 'secret compartment', put the deoderant back in. then place it in a bag with other hygienic products to avoid suspicion. ta-da. |
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If you are taking a fairly large amount (1/4 ounce or more). Wrap up the baggy, then put a layer of vasoline around it, then saran wrap it, more vasoline, then repeat. When you do this the drug dogs cant detect it. |
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The peunut butter gets passed the dogs, hopefully. The shampoo envelopes the sack and its viscus consistancy really masks the smell from the Dog Pig, fuck I hate those damn dogs. When I was in highschool a gaurd would stand vigil at the front door watching everyone come in with his damn dirty rat dog by his side. Very inconvenient. I hate those fuckers. Man's best friend my ass! |
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And if your're really paranoid You could smoke some dog shit. Have a dog eat your stash, then send him ahead of you and roll up a fat turd when you meet up. I think Doberman is especially good for that. |
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BWHAHAHAHA! Watch out for their bite too.... ouchie A friend of mine used to use the peanut butter trick, but he would put the weed in a ziplock baggie, and open up the peanut better jar, take half out, put the baggie in, then smashe the half of peanut butter back on top, so its air tight, and then wash the jar lid and the jar. This is pretty unconvenient for short trips, but for trying to get something across the boarder, its very handy. Then even if they open the jar up they will just see the peanut butter, they usually dont want to get their hands all sticky HAHAHAHa dog pig, thats classic! |
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You know whats really classic. The good 'ol stuff a rubber full of herb and shove it up yer ass trick. I'd rather not smoke really. In school I used to feind so bad for nicotene I 'might' have condidered doing this with tobacco. |
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Tonpu5her had the right idea, but he forgot the condom. :D |
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You can do the desperate way that works mostly with amphetamines and heroin and shit put it all in a condom or a couple fo condoms and TIE THEM UP GOOD and swallow them. Problem is you have to sift through your shit to get it back out. As gross as this is it's probably worth it if you're smuggling coke or heroin or soemthing. Oh yeah, if the condom breaks if will more likely result in accidental death than an accidental life. |
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at least in finland, people coming from denmark are being watched. i bet its the same in sweden. although my mate managed to smuggle bud (??? the smell!) in a train from denmark through sweden to finland. however when i was returning from copenhagen there was a nice doggie waiting for me at the gate. |
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Okay: Just take a block o soap (as big as you can get) and cut it throug horizontally, just like you would do with a piece of bread for a hamburger. Now take a spoon and remove the insides of the soap. (You should have two shells now. Better take green soap or blue, because they might see something inside the soap. Fill the two halfs of the soap with the 'payload' and press them together. Maybe you should make the two halfs warm before you put them together. When they cool down the remailing air inside shrinks and creates a vacuum. When you're sure its closed securely, wash your hands with the soap, to remove the ehm.. rims? from where the two halfs come together. Just store it between your toothpaste and stuff. Oh, and going on holiday with 3 pieces of soap or more is suspicious!!! I havent tried this, so I dont guarantee anything. |
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someone was telling me that if you surround drugs in motor oil, drug dogs will not only not smell it, but avoid it... |
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Just smoke it all at once and make sure you walk REAL slow and do not move anything unless it is completely necessairy. That way it stays in your bloodstream quite a long time. Find somebody who can filter your blood and extract the stuff. Best way still is to buy the stuff in the cuntry you're visiting. Beats the hell out of trying to figure out how to get out of jail methinks |
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you people need to understand that in sweden and other non-continental scand countries it is not possible to acquire great amounts of decent hash without including denmark and smuggling :D |
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the problem with sweden is if you have 5grams or more youre going to jail |
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huh, thats harsh. here its only a small amount to pay if you have less than 100g. migrate to finland for gods sake! anyway i think you should tell your mates not to smuggle but to homegrow :) for a better drug-law future. |
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Not worth the hassle... just make your own and avoid the feds going through your shit... :) |
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what?...migrate to a country colder than this?!!...maybe for youre sake Neetta ;) |
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it's hard to plant decent shit in -15c. |
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Ah... sorry. *slaps himself on the head* |
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outdoor growing is not really a thing in the scands ;) junkt: you'd migrate if you knew how good growers we are ;) |
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dude, post it. if it aint that much you'll be fine. |
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The best way to smuggle it is in a diplomatic bag. |
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1 kilo hash...dude ...you must be kidding |
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Up your kid's bum |
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ah ah all need hollydays in switzerland =) |
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