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I am about to puke and cry at the same time, my mom just walked straight in my room without knocking to find me with my male organ out doing you know what. Then she proceeded to sit down beside me and give me the sex talk..WITH MY PANTS FUCKING DOWN!!!!!!! I am disgusted. |
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1. Lock the door 2. See #1 |
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WHATEVERR THAT NEVERR JUST HAPPENED. NO WAY. but if it did, thrrow yourrself frrom a high building. |
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whats the tips? |
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oh no too much information all of a sudden |
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go to church |
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Wash your hands. |
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Man, that like never happens...I thought it was some universal gift to all males...we're protected or something...bad karma dude. |
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Get off the net. |
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Wow |
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Get off on the net. |
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LOL |
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hope you haven't spillt your rancid milk on you |
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my dad walked in on a girl giving me oral once. it was hilarious. she didnt see him. i smiled and he turned and walked out. we never spoke of it nor did i tell the girl. :) |
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as the whirlwind in its fury teareth up trees, and deformeth the face of nature, or as an earthquake in its convulsions overturneth whole cities; so the rage of an angry man throweth mischief around him |
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*laughs* What the fuck? |
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ROAR! BANG ZOOM ZIP ZOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE POW! Word Up |
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i'll tell her |
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The mods don't seem to happy... |
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MyOtherID is an experimental creature, created by the mods - à la frankenstein, and now he/she/it develops its own conscience, it will rebel, and go out of control... with 10000 points, it'll become a MONSTER!!! he'll destroy everything and everyone he finds!! better find a place to hide everyone!! °_° |
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myohterid is alive !! oh my god !! |
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this is the funniest post i've ever seen! |
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I feel yer pain, man. |
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kgggggggggggg.... |
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oh my god....its true I thought you guys never get caught doing the deed.....wow what a story, dont stress it Milk its not the end of the world...really who cares. She used to touch herself too when she was younger and not married I think you should laugh about it or just have told her to let you pull up your pants, it would have been worse if you had the porn channel on yeeesh, you have to admit thats fucking hilarious. Portland-sweet story man...I think fathers should be like that =) |
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ohhh by the way...DONT RUN AWAY!!! "yeah I ran away because my mom caught me jerking the chicken" Dont be over dramatic my friend =) |
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I almost shot it right in her eye too! |
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That's bad. That's very bad. |
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HHAHAHAAHHA- oh my god, now that she wouldnt forget then you can scream "NEXT TIME KNOCK!!!" |
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dont walk away, RUN! i once caught myself wacking off ... to judus preist jk |
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I almost shot it right in her eye too! omg i hate when my mother comes into my room without me hearing her too, but this never happened to me! mortifying... ...was she very angry/sorry about you? :/ |
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whoa, unlucky! that must've been fucking weird tho :-/ |
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This thread is not based on a real story. |
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And i ran...i ran so far away....i just ran, i ran all night and day. |
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anyone who can't hear someone coming in thier room when they're jerkin it DESERVES to be caught next time lay under a blanket |
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shit ill laugh away... oral sex is so good, george bush could step in ill even make him a place on the couch............................maybe |
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its so hilarious that this shitty thread was made by rancid... what is your point man?? i never get caught... i never masturbate... im virgin i am britney |
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I smell bull shit! and it's comming from the toilet! |
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what did he do?? i mean i dont know why hes so hated, i never read any of his bizarre posts was it funny?? |
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I got nothing wrong with him... but this order of events doesn't happen. Cosmic forces to prevent such walk ins. ie: flat tires, telephones ringing. etc |
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 |
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NO FUCKING WAY! THE ANSWER?!... COMMIT SUICIDE, TIS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE |
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locks! they are the future of stopping people getting into your room! get one before other people think of it! |
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Idle hands spend time at the genitals. And we all know how much God hates that. |
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haha |
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thats awesome |
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this is too funny Rule #1: Never get caught, especially by your parents. Since it's too late, i would never speak of it again, and watch your back next time you feel like spanking it. |
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doorlocks are the bright future of humanity |
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My step-mother walked in on me once when I was jerkin it. I didn't here her come in cause it was a big room and the door was around the other side of the closet out of view. Fortunetaly I wa under a blanket and it was never mentioned agained... |
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in case anyone wants a further sumnation of this thread, I will say again HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
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