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GOD on 2001-09-17 10:00 [#00032894] | |||||||||
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Well, I am. |
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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 10:14 [#00032899] | |||||||||
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You are not me. That little stunt has secured you a place in hell, young man. |
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Phobiazero from Sweden on 2001-09-17 10:16 [#00032900] | |||||||||
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What's the point with messages like that? (I'm not expecting answers) |
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Ewe Kay from K.U. on 2001-09-17 12:05 [#00032975] | |||||||||
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I didn't even know God was into AFX. I thought he was an Elton John kinda guy. |
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Ewe Kay from K.U. on 2001-09-17 12:08 [#00032977] | |||||||||
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Although I'm sure he enjoys Come To Daddy. I know I would, were I an all-powerful being. |
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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 12:24 [#00032980] | |||||||||
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Nah, I don't like Come To Daddy, it's too scary for me to listen to! I do like Flim, tho'. By the way, Christianity is shit - there are so many mistakes in the bible it's a joke. Jesus likes Christianity but only because it makes him feel really powerful. I tried telling him they're not really his worshippers, they're just declaring their love for so they can be the "cool kids" much like people hang around with bullies at school. Do you want me to tell you the meaning of life? The meaning of life is to make the most of it. Don't spend you're lives trying to impress me, enjoy yourself. Nothing is a sin as long as it doesn't harm anyone else. Homosexuals are fine, I have a few gay friends, you know. Masturbation is fine! Why do you think I invented penises? |
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Archrival from NY on 2001-09-17 14:34 [#00033000] | |||||||||
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Show a little RESPECT!!!, and stop these sad threads. |
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GOD on 2001-09-17 15:11 [#00033009] | |||||||||
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Its your inibility to talk about penises that I have issues with. Respect? Bah. The only reason I made human beings was because I wanted someone to invent the cheeseburger. |
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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 15:14 [#00033011] | |||||||||
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Listen, imposter, you're going to hell now. I hope you're pleased with yourself. |
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God on 2001-09-17 15:18 [#00033014] | |||||||||
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You should know as well as I do that I didn't create a hell. |
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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 15:21 [#00033016] | |||||||||
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You are an imposter and you are going to hell. Simple as that. |
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thanksomuch from anti-nazi & bad things ville on 2001-09-17 19:28 [#00033067] | |||||||||
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has any one heard the song "duece" (means gdo in icelandic) by The Sugar Cubes? God, have you heard it? |
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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 19:34 [#00033069] | |||||||||
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I HEAR ALL. You have just secured yourself a place in hell. Then again, Hell is actually OK nowadays. Satan is obsessed with trying to become as mighty and great as I, so all the fire and torture has been abolished. And Hitler is actually quite a nice guy once you get to know him. But still, not as nice as heaven. |
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thanksomuch from anti-nazi & bad things ville on 2001-09-17 19:44 [#00033073] | |||||||||
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this is why i do not believe in god.. so self rightious.... "oh! i created heaven and earth.." and "oh, there is no grey area, there is black or white, satan or god.." BAH! |
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God on 2001-09-17 19:56 [#00033079] | |||||||||
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Hey. I made that grey area. It is right in between heaven and earth. It's a little town in Idahoe that has a little diner with burgers named after different celebrities that grew up in Idahoe. I forget what it is called, as eternity can do that to you. But its a nice little place. The head waitress, Marge, is going to hell though. She used to masterbate with the cutlery in order to take the piss out of the regular customer. She was really old and crusty, so it was never a pleasant thing to watch. |
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Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-09-17 20:34 [#00033092] | |||||||||
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I'm with God on this one. I like these posts. They make me laugh. So many of the 'serious' topics are silly. People trying to make themselves seem smart. What's the big deal with posts like this? Why can't they be here? And fuck, this is GOD that's here. Let's all praise the almighty! God, i'll do anything you ask me to. Just ask. |
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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 20:40 [#00033097] | |||||||||
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Felate me, but do it gently and keep away from the testicles. |
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Chilled on 2001-09-17 20:56 [#00033104] | |||||||||
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ive always wanted to know this....how large is your penis>? |
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Jay from Red Bank, NJ on 2001-09-17 21:11 [#00033108] | |||||||||
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I'll blow you. But i'll be careful. My left nut KILLS!!!! It's bruised! It hurts to wack off! that saddest part? I'm not joking. |
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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 21:22 [#00033110] | |||||||||
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Your left testicle hurts, eh? I know what that is. Your testicles are twisted, that's the truth. You probably think you have testicular cancer, you probably do. It sounds like your testciles are twisted, you'll be dead by dawn, best of luck to you in testicular cancer heaven(we keep you seperated from the rest). |
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Jay from Red Bank, NJ on 2001-09-17 21:33 [#00033114] | |||||||||
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No. It isn't twisted. And i won't be dead by dawn. If I am, I'll beat the shit out of you though. |
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