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GOD from Heaven on 2001-09-17 09:22 [#00032887] | |||||||||
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I recently awoke from my 1000 year slumber because Jesus was playing his Christian rock music too loudly. Anyway, things certainly are different now - this, the internet, is a truly amazing invention. Being a "silver surfer" I decided perhaps it was time to get "down wiv da kidz" one more time and discover some new artists. This Aphex Twin is intriguing, his Selected Ambient Works II actually sounds like the music we have playing here in heaven... I came to this messageboard only to find you pesky humans arguing. I created this world for you to all get along, why must you fight? I can flood the world again, if you like, and I'll save only one person and his wife. My current list is: Quentin Tarantino (I love his movies) Richard D. James (his music rules) Marilyn Manson (i would love to restore his faith) Some of you may not believe this is really me, but luckily I left a sign for you: 3 planes, crashing into 3 buildings, to prove I am the one true god. Now go! Spread the word! My comeback isn't stopping there - I might go up onstage with NYSNC quite soon and do a little dance. Farewell my children. |
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Trix Rabbit: armed and dangerous from will kill anything in his path for trix on 2001-09-17 17:42 [#00033032] | |||||||||
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The REAL god is a giant throbbing amoeba. |
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Duff Man from Springfeild on 2001-09-17 20:41 [#00033098] | |||||||||
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OH YEAH! GOD VISITING US LOST SOULS! OH YEAH! SAVE ME GOD! ME AND ELIZABETH HURLEY! OH YEAH! |
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