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offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-18 00:20 [#00518580]
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....tell me it isn't real??


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 00:21 [#00518581]
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it isnt, it was created by an MIT student with a seick
wonderful imagination, The fbi even did an investigation.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-18 00:23 [#00518582]
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you call that wonderful?!


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 00:27 [#00518584]
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thats because I knew it was a hoax. And yes it did inspire
wonder in me. See link for more of 'em.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/index.html



 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-18 00:28 [#00518585]
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Thankfully it's fake...

...and my avatar has nothing to do with it. That's Ophecks
fault!

:P


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 00:41 [#00518592]
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You so lie. Thats some of your own handiwork in your avatar.
I remeber you bragging earlier that the natural rectal
diverticulum only took 3 days.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-18 00:45 [#00518593]
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No. That was me CRITICIZING it...

Respect for the truth, man.

:P


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-18 00:46 [#00518594]
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how can anybody fall for that hoax?

if you click to see some of the "advanced pictures" (kittens
in there more than 3 weeks or something) it says those pics
are too shocking and can be acquired at special request
through e-mail.

yeah, rrright.

this is the net - if you have the stuff, you'd post it.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 00:52 [#00518598]
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i only found out about it through the web site. the scary
talker website fooled me. ignorance of our law i guess.
besides if it was legal, someone here would do it.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 00:53 [#00518599]
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*stalker


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-18 02:46 [#00518625]
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i dont find it so unbelievable... its in asia... they eat
still livin'fishes i mean moving on the table !!
and babies, and..... well why cant they put cats in
bottles?
im sure that is true cut me one arm !


 

offline far-east monkey from psychiatry hospital in osaka on 2003-01-18 03:11 [#00518642]
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i cant understand why he put a cat into
bottle...
its very awful for me.



 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-01-18 03:12 [#00518644]
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it isn't real. It has been said before many times. It's all
fake, just a bad joke.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 03:12 [#00518645]
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Can I quote you sometime?


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-18 03:27 [#00518652]
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so a good joke from my point of view
its nice find...
cats in bottles
sounds like a venetian snares track
hehe


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-01-18 03:29 [#00518655]
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Catscan is not however ! =oD


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-18 04:31 [#00518711]
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what is funny about it? tell me


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-18 04:33 [#00518715]
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hahaha! have you seen the bit where the put a kitten into a
G4 cube case?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-01-18 04:35 [#00518719]
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huh, what is this all about...? it sounds vile.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 04:42 [#00518724]
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check link above^

neetta: Its funny because it looks legitamate. Or thats why
it is in my case. Do not mistake me for a devious animal
abuser. I aspired to be a vet when i was in school, I still
might go through with it. I dont think abuse towards animals
is funny really. Its just how it was presented in its
context. As a a home kit.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-01-18 04:43 [#00518725]
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i have but i can't rreally find anything rrelating.


 

offline Toejam from Perth (Australia) on 2003-01-18 06:02 [#00518803]
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Yeah, that stupid website was a bloody bad attempt at trying
to get attention.

I love cats (like neetta) and so this isn't funny, just
plain HORRID.

(even though it's not real.)


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-18 06:06 [#00518805]
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amen brother.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-01-18 07:00 [#00518822]
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I agree with Neeta--this is not funny at all. I love
animals, especially cats. I am offended and disgusted by
this. :(

At school yesterday, we had to go to homeroom to get out
second semester schedules. My homeroom had the cats for
dissections in it. :( They were all in bags in boxes... I
could see a dark fuzzy tail sticking up from one of the
boxes. :(

I nearly had a panic attack. :(


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-18 07:17 [#00518832]
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i had a panic attack when we had to disect a fish at
school... eeeurgh


 

offline far-east monkey from psychiatry hospital in osaka on 2003-01-18 07:18 [#00518834]
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JAPANESE BoNSaI


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-18 07:39 [#00518860]
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bonsai trees are cool, my moms boyfriend has one


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-18 21:59 [#00519467]
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you people are so dumb. bonsai kitten was a nice joke, but
there's a better idea: 'Pocket Jesus'. Sell clones of Jesus
Christ at the early stage, and then the buyer can feed them
with special stuff to keep them small. hormones, etc...


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 22:02 [#00519473]
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cat dissections make the building smell bad.


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-18 22:25 [#00519492]
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BWHAHAHAHAHA!

When I saw the Bonsai Kitten site a couple years ago I
laughed my head off


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-18 22:27 [#00519497]
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I suppose you would being a mouse and all.


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-19 05:30 [#00519738]
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ah yes i remember i totally fell for this one a few years
back :) someone on this board (i think it was reflex) told
me it was a joke. a sick one at that, too


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-19 06:57 [#00519814]
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it is funny because it's so RIDICULOUS!!


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-19 21:48 [#00520468]
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how can people think it's sick? it's unbelievable (well, at
least if you got no less than a C for biology in school),
and so it is quite funny. you CAN'T possibly make
bonsai kittens. Though some people made the thing to PEOPLE
back in the Dark Ages... and that's horrible, as is
everything medieval.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-01-19 22:44 [#00520500]
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they make you dissect cats in school? that's fucking mad


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-19 22:49 [#00520508]
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yeah, that's really... god, fuck this. i wouldn't fucking
agree to dissect a cat!


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-19 22:52 [#00520514]
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Neetta looks wondaba in her new avatar

WOOOOSIE WOOOOZLE WEEEEEEEEEE!


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-19 23:06 [#00520526]
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Why are you micker so fast at saying my words?

I was just going to say she looks awesome


 

offline gin from grosseto.... (Italy) on 2003-01-20 00:05 [#00520561]
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ah! new picture!! nice.......
yesterday i found this site:
"how to cook a cat"
it really explain how to cook a cat!! and there are couple
of different recepies!!!
I arrive there from a link ´cause i was looking for some
pic...i´m not interested in eat your cats!!


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-20 00:45 [#00520625]
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how would it be impossible to do that to a cat? they do
about that for caged chickens too... it would not surprise
me some eeediot would do that to cats and, with america and
all, try to sell it.


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-01-20 01:38 [#00520700]
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I confirm who it's a fake, fortunately. Don't believe to
that pics.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-01-20 01:40 [#00520701]
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Why would it be America that would do it? Some countries
eat cats you know, though I can remember which.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-20 01:42 [#00520702]
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Always with the Americans.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-01-20 01:44 [#00520704]
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The US has it's share of psychos, but I no more than
anywhere else in the world.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-01-20 01:45 [#00520705]
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By the way Dolleater, your avatar amuses me greatly every
time I see it.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-20 01:50 [#00520711]
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thanks.:D
Dont try to defend yourself Double0Syx. Its not worth it.
Ive tried and tried and tried, to defend the americans on
this mb. We are a big joke, We are all greedy war mongers
with no respect for life. didnt you know that? you should
read more messages then.


 

offline Diao from Olathe (United States) on 2003-01-20 02:03 [#00520727]
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Stick to Homestar.


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-01-20 02:14 [#00520735]
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For all persons who think that bonsaikitten is real, read
below:

BonsaiKitten is a FAKE



 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-20 04:23 [#00520827]
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americans are ok. it's your government that concerns me :)

if bonsaikitten were real i think the biggest market for its
products would have been the japanese... they sometimes
scare me a lot more than americans do


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-20 04:26 [#00520829]
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All countrys are ok, its just the people in power that sets
bad examples for forieners.

It's the same here aswell... the country is run by twats,
but the people are fine.


 


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