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Kool Aid Man on 2001-09-16 07:56 [#00032425]



Doesn't have me all excited and wanting to bust through a
brick wall and stuff. I don't really look forward to the
album that much really. I'll still buy it though, because I
have to given the striking genius of his previous fractal
minded playful efforts. Sounds like this material is really
old stuff he finally just released, and why not if he needs
a quick load of cash to complete some weird human embryo
experiment. Since people don't generally have critical
listening skills, they can't tell that Windowlicker and Come
to daddy are aurally superior to analogue bubble bath and
caustic window anyways.


 

Kool Aid Man on 2001-09-16 08:29 [#00032435]



Yes, my last sentence was to encompass you and your
followers of Earlyaphexism, who clearly are completely
deluded, maybe you people have a weird collective mutation
in your parietal lobes. I know opinions are subjective, but
seriously, my opinion is the only one that matters. Are you
going to doubt the word of a giant talking pitcher who
brings instant fun and koolaidy goodness to otherwise dull
social gatherings bu busting through a brick wall and
getting everything all wet with kool aid?


 

Kool Aid Man on 2001-09-16 09:02 [#00032447]



*looks baffled*

I... I am Kool Aid man! You are a mere mortal. I could cut
off your rations of Kool Aid with a single click of the ice
cubes in my head! YEE GADS ARE THEY COLD! SOMEONE KILL ME,
THIS PERMANENT BRAIN FREEZE SUCKS! OH YEAH!


 

The Nestle Quick Bunny on 2001-09-16 09:08 [#00032449]



Nestle quick tastes awful. When I shoot the commercials
though, I need something so good, it twists my ears together
with pleasure. Koolaid man, I must confess that my secret
was to put koolaid in the glass for the commercials time and
time again, unknown to the unsuspecting viewers! I love that
feeling, it just goes right up into my ears and makes them
hug eachother, I will start sponsoring kool aid with you.


 

Captain Crunch on 2001-09-16 09:23 [#00032450]



Wohoaa, I've always hated you Nes Quick Bunny, let's, uhh,
duke it out on my ship at 14 hundred.


 

The Kids on 2001-09-16 09:26 [#00032451]



If you see a silly white anthropomorphic rabbit who talks
with an annoying voice walking around, BEWARE, he is armed
and dangerous and he's after our Trix. But everyone knows,
that dumb silly rabbit, Trix are for KIDS.


 

Lucky on 2001-09-16 09:39 [#00032458]



How dare you call me lucky charms lame!? Aww, fuck lucky
charms...


 

Lucky on 2001-09-16 09:44 [#00032459]



...I want to frolic naked in the fields of Ireland
sprinkling my magic horseshoes, sparkling diamonds and happy
rainbows all over the four leaf clovers, spreading my
wholesome balanced breakfast magical happiness all around
the marshmellow land!


 

Barney on 2001-09-16 09:48 [#00032460]



That would be Wonderful-Deee-donderful! Hu hu hu ha huah! I
think I would like to sing a song about that! Would you like
to sing a song with me? Ohuuuoh boy! Hu hu hu ha huah!


 

lemonade? on 2001-09-16 10:31 [#00032461]



what the hell is kool aid?


 

Bobby McGee on 2001-09-16 11:11 [#00032462]



Cordial.


 

Bobby McGee on 2001-09-16 11:11 [#00032463]



Go to koolaid.com


 

Bobby McGee on 2001-09-16 11:13 [#00032465]



Pepsi. Michael J. Fox drinks Pepsi in Back to the
Future
. He got free Pepsi for life afterward. That's
what gave him Parkinson's disease.


 

Bobby McGee on 2001-09-16 11:15 [#00032466]



Kentucky Fried Chicken. It is a well-known fact that
the birds used by Kentucky Fried Chicken are bred without
anuses. Every speck of nourishment these creatures eat in a
lifetime is stored in their thighs, breasts, and legs. When
a hen drops dead on the lot, it is ground up and fed to the
other fowl. Otherwise, KFC birds mostly eat deep-discount
fish from the Chernobyl area.


 

Bobby McGee on 2001-09-16 11:17 [#00032468]



Adidas. This athletic footwear, made in Southeast
Asia, uses leather made from the hides of the cutest little
striped monkeys in the whole world. Unfortunately, these
monkeys, which proportionally have the biggest eyes and
pinkest hands of any mammal, are now on the verge of
extinction. The company has stated that when the last little
primate is gone, it will switch to a more readily available
shoe fabric, such as cat.

Do you know what I'm reading?


 

fluffy bunny from mm on 2001-09-16 12:48 [#00032479]



Although I do not dislike recent efforts by RDJ .. infact I
very much love them .. but, BUT .. the early stuff has a
rawness, a sort of emotional component that evolves around
the music. This feeling i think is a little lost with the
technological wizardry of RDJ's latter efforts to some
degree .. this doesn't go to say that tracks like Nannou and
that don't evoke these early RDJ th


 

Barney on 2001-09-16 21:13 [#00032559]



I think that feeling of the old stuff to be more emotional
is just because it is simpler and easier to comprehend. Or
it is nostalgia if you've been into aphex for quite awhile.
I like anything that sounds like movie special effects, just
crazy experiments. I don't really get an emotional reaction
from most music, expecially ones with no words. It's just
sound put into simple math patterns. I have to admit, for
some reason imaginary fantasy has a happy emotional feeling
for his style... it might just be it's association with
happy videogame characters on N64 or something. Actually a
lot of early aphex is kind of cold, if anything,
emotionally. Cookie cutter stamped out loops. Something like
windowlicker sounds so rich in sound so correctly tediously
created in a specific crazy direction, no parts that feel
out of place.


 


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