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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 06:11 [#00497023]
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I Hope you All Have a Torrid Year, and get bogged down in
Treacle and cannot escape and that the bugs who live in your
heads eat their way out, oh yeah, and I hope that your feet
remove themselves from the bottom of your legs, and start to
attack you genitalia; oh yeah, and then you know I hope that
your city falls on top of you too (or village if you live in
Eastern Europe), and I also hope that your area is targeted
by some Nuclear Weapons, and that it blows you up, and uh, I
hope that no-one attends your funeral and that no-one cries
when they find you suspended from the nearby bridge after
you were caught fiddling the next-door neighbour's kiddy.

That's All.


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-01 06:14 [#00497026]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



"(or village if you live in
Eastern Europe)"

LMAO

hope you and your "city" will burn in five seconds
:D


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 06:15 [#00497027]
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thanks for your warm regards.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-01-01 06:16 [#00497029]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



splendid
i hope antartica sinks


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-01 06:17 [#00497030]
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Yup that sounds about right. Whered you get the crystal ball
from?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-01-01 06:17 [#00497031]
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Fuck you too asshole :)


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-01 06:20 [#00497034]
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Its an iceburg?


 

offline Steamtank from Melancholia Isle (Poland) on 2003-01-01 06:21 [#00497035]
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"(or village if you live in
Eastern Europe)" hahahahaha



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 06:21 [#00497036]
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It's floating as far away from the other land masses as it
can--we Antarcticans don't want to do business with you
other humans.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-01-01 06:22 [#00497037]
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I remember being right excited at the end of '99, with the
prospect of the end of the world looming over the horizon.

It never came.

And now the light at the end of the tunnel is gone.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-01 06:23 [#00497040]
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So how is the penguin trade doing anyway? Can my friend buy
some pelts off you, hes a little named Lemmewinks. who lives
in my ass.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-01-01 06:25 [#00497042]
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I have lots of noam friends. By the way they are not
vilages, they are ferrel colonies of humans.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 06:29 [#00497045]
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I'm afraid that the Suicide Penguins are NOT for sale! They
are being trained day and night ready to swim into action
against the infidels!!

Viva La Revolucion De Les Pingüinos!!!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-01 07:13 [#00497077]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



Another new year, and once again the sense of the world
shifting into a different balance is undeniable, the very
particles in the air seem to shimmer and shift, now we find
ourselves on the crossroads of a new beginning, a chance for
a better future. Mankind will seize the opportunity to
become ah fuck this bollocks nothing ever changes but the
SHOEZ!!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 07:15 [#00497078]
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do oo like my niké?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-01 07:19 [#00497085]
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Hey, you can do those special E's!!! TELL ME THE SECRRREET!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 07:26 [#00497091]
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it's all in the mix


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-01 08:16 [#00497138]
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Yeah, I hope your eyes rot.
cheers, fuckface, happy 2003


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-01 08:18 [#00497142]
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what the hell is wrong with eastern europe??? did some of us
piss in your cereal. mind you that finland is even more east
than for example poland.

and new year sucks BIG FUCKING TIME. i'm so pissed of.
gurglgurgl <- that's me anger sound


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-01 08:21 [#00497145]
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I had noone around this new year, so it went all nice


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 08:26 [#00497151]
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I don't eat cereal.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-01 08:27 [#00497154]
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me neither. cereals are horrible.

let's go piss on some poor cereal-eaters cereal.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 08:31 [#00497167]
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Frankly, I'm shocked at that suggestion--I thought you were
above such piss-artistry, neetta. If you were to suggest
that we engage in a piano duet, I would readily agree, and
as a pacifier to my previous slurs on Eastern Europe, we
could play a Chopin Piece.

If you can't play the piano, I'll play, and you can turn the
pages.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-01 08:36 [#00497179]
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how are your eyes marlowe


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-01 08:39 [#00497185]
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me too, but today i am well below anything and i have a
right to talk about pissing once a year


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-01-01 08:43 [#00497191]
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thanks mate, its good to see some people have some high
expectations forr this new yearr, no one i know seems to
give a fuck.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 08:44 [#00497196]
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I'm sure that's hilarious in Russian, SkyFarmer.

neetta--what's up wit' you today then? feeling ill? got the
blues?


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-01 08:51 [#00497209]
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what in Russian? wtf? don't get it


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-01 08:59 [#00497227]
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got extreme blues. got blacks actually.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 09:03 [#00497233]
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I have too. I read your post in the other thread, and I have
the same--boredom, depression, ennui, staticness.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-01 09:03 [#00497235]
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what did you mean aboot russian etc


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-01-01 09:06 [#00497242]
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i'm sick of everryones worrk ethic wherre i live. my life is
rran by people who have theirr prriorrities fucked up. in
fact the whole worrld does. we all have ourr prriorrities
fucked up. sometimes i think a quick shot frrom a gun would
be a morre pleasent option forr me than spending anotherr 70
yearrs on this planet.
but i am grrateful i am alive all the same.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 09:11 [#00497253]
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I know what you mean AP :(

skyfarmer: it doesn't matter.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-01 09:22 [#00497276]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



anus_presley, you summarised it well.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-01 09:26 [#00497284]
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IT DOES YOULL DIE IF YOU REFUSE TO COMMENT MOTHERFUCKER ILL
GO BASH YOUR HEAD AND BOMB YOUR HOUSE


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-01-01 09:36 [#00497304]
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dont bother hehe
marlowe just has this bad attitude to us eastern european
people


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 13:59 [#00497567]
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no I don't


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-01-01 14:01 [#00497569]
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its just an east european thing :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 14:02 [#00497572]
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Sure it is.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-01-01 14:30 [#00497595]
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its fucking winter - i suggest we all go into hibernation
until mid march. who's with me?


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-01 14:39 [#00497610]
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then come out and hatch our easter eggs, in time for easter


 

offline uzim on 2003-01-01 14:45 [#00497620]
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Jarworski > special e's? which ones? ' _ '

E e é è ê ë ¤


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 15:22 [#00497660]
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how about hibernating forever


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-01 15:25 [#00497663]
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2003 is shit already!


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-01 15:31 [#00497668]
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hi marlowe, from what I can get from this, your new years
was filled with drugs, and good ones at that, yes!!!

Yay!

Antarctica must be a cold, but not as cold as the moon
bitch!

OI OI OI OY!

If you see a nuclear blast comming though, start running
toward it, the radiation poisening is not fun. My friend
Dino the last dinosaur, who lives on the moon with me got a
bad case of that last year, when he was helping korea out
with their nuclear program, hes ok now, but he sure had the
firery shits, for month's in fact!

oh dear!



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-01-01 15:32 [#00497670]
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I appreciate your attempts to cheer me, Mickey, but alas, my
mind is stoney ground right now :(


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-01 15:40 [#00497678]
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Yea things look pretty bad as far as diplomatic peace is
concerned.

If China decides to become allies with North and South
Korea, some bad things are going to happen. And if the U.S
stops giving aid to korea then they are going to get even
madder then they were, and they never liked the U.S in the
beggining. No one really knows what China is going to do,
possibly the second global superpower. I dont see why the
U.S goverment can have say who developes nuclear weapons or
not. But then agian, I dont see why there is a need for
nuclear weapons anyway, america talks all this stuff about
peace, but they are the country with the biggest millitary
force... funny


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-01 15:41 [#00497679]
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Interesting things will happen in the years to come, I think
thats safe to say.



 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-01-01 15:50 [#00497685]
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I dont see why= I dont see how


 

offline DJ Buzz from Odessa (Ukraine) on 2003-01-01 18:43 [#00497811]
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Naah, datz right. New Year sucks, as dis the Old One. But
marlowe, being the particle of this year (and that one,
either), you SUCK too!

sucker =)

and don't even bother to bitch about my city: this 'village
has more inhabitants that your whole fucking continent...
hehe

skyfarmer: don't try to get those penguin eaters' humor -
they are yet to reach the Beavis & Butt-head level.


 


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