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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-12 12:12 [#00031014]
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Would the following idea work ?
1. Have a sealed cockpit that does not allow access to pilots
2. Have cameras hidden in cockpit that transmit an image of what is happening in the passenger section
3. If the pilots see any antics in the passenger section they can press a button
4. When the button is pressed sleeping gas is released in the passenger section
5. All passengers will sleep and all terrorists will fall asleep.
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-12 12:16 [#00031016]
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The terrorists would be prepared with gas masks, not to mention the oxygen masks above every seat!
Security at the airport would seem the obvious place to start!?
Have fun.
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-12 12:25 [#00031018]
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A gas mask is a bulky item to smuggle.
The oxygen masks shall only be released if the pilot activates a button
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-12 12:28 [#00031020]
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Nar, what you really need is a Wesley Snipes , Bruce Willis or Stephen Seagul on every plane!!
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2001-09-12 16:11 [#00031045]
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FUCK SECURITY AT THE AIRPORT.
They set it up so you need all kinds of photo ID to get on the damn plane. Now my 85 year old grandmother had to wait online for 4 hours to get her Non-Driver's Liscence. Did it stop the world trade towers from being a fucking pile of rubble? No.
Wizard's teeth has some pretty good ideas. Not the sleeping gas thing but others.
You know the new webcam's which are dedicated computers within themselves?
Put those in the cockpit, put those in the cabin, put them in secret places. The second the plane strays of course anyone at the air traffic control tower will be able to watch on the internet. Make a security button for the Flight Attendants, which sends emergency signals to Air Traffic Control which runs on a seperate power system or something so the hijackers can't override it.
People are going to want to turn this country into a fucking military state now, protect freedom by eliminating our freedoms? Think about it...
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2001-09-12 16:12 [#00031046]
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LoL I've always kinda wanted to hit Steven Seagal in the face, just so I can say I did it.
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-12 16:21 [#00031047]
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Xanatos - he he!
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-12 16:34 [#00031048]
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I was in Spain in April.
On our last night we got pissed, as you do.
When I returned to the hotel full of brandy, i was watching a spanish mtv type of show.
There was this terrible Spanish rock song on. Guess who was in the video;
Steven Seagal trying to kiss the ladies.
I also laughed recently at a scene in a steven seagal video, i think it was called hard to kill. He is recovering from his near death experience, he is outside punching a bit of wood, kelly le brock turns up and he punches it so hard it snaps in two.
The hard bastard !
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-12 16:36 [#00031049]
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Well he is a black belt 5th dan in Aikido!
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-12 16:47 [#00031051]
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The wood was approx our inches in thickness, I do not believe he snapped it alone, I believe special effects were used.
He also wears some lovely coats in the film that also includes eskimos.
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REPHLEX~ology
from UK on 2001-09-12 17:44 [#00031057]
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One idea to stop plane terrorism. 1. Stop terrorism.
Manchu out, peace in.
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-12 17:49 [#00031059]
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Or planes
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REPHLEX~ology
from UK on 2001-09-12 17:52 [#00031061]
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:P
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Loogie
from UK on 2001-09-12 17:54 [#00031062]
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NOTHING will ever stop these religious fanatics from carrying out these acts, because they are prepared to die.
It's a concept the civilized world just cannot comprehend. Imagine how difficult it would have been to perform these attacks and survive.
You don't get suicide bombings in Northern Ireland as the terrorists are not prepared to die for their cause.
So what's the answer? ban Islamic fundamentalists? I don't think that would work.
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plaidzebra
from midwest you ess on 2001-09-13 02:14 [#00031226]
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mmmmmmmmwizards teeth, would it please be possible for those of us on the ground to get some gas too pleasemmmmmmmmmmmmm
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jupitah
from Minnapolis on 2001-09-13 03:04 [#00031239]
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This like attacking the cocaine, dealer when actually the problem lies in the reasons someone would want to use cocaine to hurt themselves or others. In this case, terrorism. Notice how GW Bush said, we'll get the bad guys, but nothing about the issues that caused this. I know these terrorists have some mental issues, but the issues have roots. Security at the airport or on the plane itself is not the place to stop terrorism. It's not a bad idea, but real issues need to be dealt with.
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Barrett, Syd
from Toronto on 2001-09-13 03:08 [#00031240]
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"This like attacking the cocaine, dealer when actually the problem lies in the reasons someone would want to use cocaine to hurt themselves or others. "
hmmmmmm.............. i'd like to ask the people who've done cocaine here if this was the reason they did it. i know that when i've done it myself, or a few friends of mine have, neither they, nor i were trying to hurt ourselves. drugs are fun. people do them to have fun. not to hurt themselves.
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Quoth
from Berlin on 2001-09-13 03:59 [#00031251]
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sleeping gas, is obviously clear... which means one can not see it... i was watching the news earlier today... an undercover passenger on all flights with a gun...
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person
from earth on 2001-09-13 04:48 [#00031287]
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everyone take the train
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Barrett, Syd
from Toronto on 2001-09-13 07:14 [#00031312]
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DUH! Hover cars!!!!!!!!! UUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's the shit man. like on the jetsons? fuck the jetsons rocked.
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Baron Von Picklefoot
from The Baron Got a new computer !!!! on 2001-09-13 09:23 [#00031386]
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I think they need to train a monkey to attack terrorists if something like this happens again. It could hide in a little box until the pilots hits the "Attack monkey" button and then a wrath of teeth and hair will be released upon the terrorists maybe teach them to use small weapons or fling poo is always a good distraction! Well, I will be starting a training class for these monkeys soon so if anyone has any small pants or diapers to donate for the monkeys please Email me at Sancho242@aol.com we can't have these monkeys running around with no pants on now can we ???THE BARON HAS SPOKEN !!!!P.S. I MADE IT HOME AFTER 2 DAY'S WOO FUCKING HOO!!!
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 09:26 [#00031388]
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he he...
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Baron Von Picklefoot
from The Baron Got a new computer !!!! on 2001-09-13 09:47 [#00031400]
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I was once attacked by 22 angry squirrels I interrupted their card game I think they where Teamsters! I woke up in a hospital three weeks later to find I had been robbed and beaten extreamly bad months later I found they ran my Visa card up with $3000 worth of nuts !!!!! Reflex I think you are on to something here!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN P.S. SOMETIMES I STILL WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT SCREAMING ABOUT SQUIRRELS TAKING MY WALLET!
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 09:53 [#00031407]
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What did you do - screech like an owl?
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 09:57 [#00031412]
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You should make a reconstruction and post it on the net so others may avoid such attax!
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Baron Von Picklefoot
from The Baron Got a new computer !!!! on 2001-09-13 09:57 [#00031413]
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We must contact all airports as soon as possible to put our plan into effect! But we must be careful not to teach them too much because they may turn on us all and rule the world!!!!!THE BARON HATES SQUIRRELS
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 10:03 [#00031418]
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You should train the squirrels at ninjutsu! and arm them with ninja stars!!!
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 10:07 [#00031422]
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uh huh, o'k. What about bullet proof vests?
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 10:13 [#00031425]
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Surley the terrorrists could just lay down a pile of nutz and that would neutralise them - or maybe even bury some on the plane, the squirrels qould then be occupied by finding them and digging them up?!?!?!?!?!
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 10:16 [#00031427]
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I guess your squirrels are invincible then.
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 10:20 [#00031429]
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Reflex - what time is it where you are?
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 10:25 [#00031433]
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oo thats gotta hurt!
Just had another thought...you set up missiles with squirrels in to attack other coutries!
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Baron Von Picklefoot
from The Baron Got a new computer !!!! on 2001-09-13 16:17 [#00031488]
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I've been out wandering the streets for the past 7 hours trying to run into the squirrels that once attacked me I thought I might have a word with their leader but once the squirrels where after me it was clear to see they had no leader they are capable of acting independently! This is where their true power is I am hold up in some sort of squirrel bunker right now they dragged me down here after I requested to speak with their "Leader"all I have is my laptop they have stripped me and put peanutbutter all over my body I fear this the end of the Baron my comrades! All I can d now is prey my death will come quickly!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-13 16:23 [#00031495]
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Baron - You need Reflex to tell how to escape, failing that do a big shit on the floor, while they are smelling that, make a run for it~!
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jupitah
on 2001-09-13 19:38 [#00031541]
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I've used cocaine myself actually. I wasn't saying that cocaine use is motivated by the want to hurt anybody, just that it often works out that way. I didn't take the use to any harmful level, but damn have I seen it happen many times.
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Bra (Usami ban Laddenn)
from Russia (somewhere) on 2001-09-13 20:54 [#00031557]
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boom!
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