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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-10 11:20 [#00030489]
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Hello.
Two questions if you please :
1. Does anyont know how to get a turntable to play backwards without using your hands?
2. I have started to use stomper to create some nice hard drum sounds, it is a nice programme, i have started to make some sounds to dance to that hurt my ears when i listen to them, this is dangerouse. Are there any other programmes similair to this.
Thanks Teeth
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Gl;itch
from New Zealand on 2001-09-10 11:44 [#00030493]
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you can allways reverse the polarity of the drivebelt thingy, that might just make it blowup though :)
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My Little Phoney
from the paddock on 2001-09-10 11:53 [#00030494]
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If it's a Technics SL1200, you can buy a kit from specialist Hi-Fi/DJ shops to make it play backwards. It cost about £100 I think. Or you could buy one of the new posh Vestax decks, which play backwards. Other than that, it's the manual method.
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poe
from the uk on 2001-09-10 12:22 [#00030497]
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I thought sl10's played backwards anyway......
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My Little Phoney
from the paddock on 2001-09-10 12:45 [#00030501]
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Not unless you fiddle with em.
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-10 13:12 [#00030505]
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so can anyone tell me of a place to get some samples that make your ears bleed ?
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Sound Assassin
from Patent Office UK on 2001-09-10 13:39 [#00030506]
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How about sampling Whitehouse, Their live gigs used to make people have nose bleeds and be violently sick!
Wicked!
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-10 13:43 [#00030507]
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I have never heard of whitehouse, i will investigate
I once was parked behind a van near the beach, bangra music was coming from the back of it and i felt quite sick as it was resonating at the correct frequency to cause stomach upsets.
Does anyone know if it is possible to obtain samples of the machine that the police use to halt baddies. It is a bit like a sonic gun i think
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od
from perth on 2001-09-10 13:56 [#00030508]
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use drumsynth to make drum noises.
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Sound Assassin
from The Studio on 2001-09-10 15:38 [#00030521]
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Whitehouse are on a small UK independent label called Susan Lawley, if that helps, Unless you live in the UK I should imagine that its pretty hard to come by!
There music is basically lots of extreme noise (high pitch etc,...) with lots of shouting over the top! Not the kind of thing you can sit down and listen to!
I have quite a lot of their stuff (god knows why, since its all pretty much the same!!! I just like spending money!)
Have fun.
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rob
from the loft bar in nottingham on 2001-09-10 19:04 [#00030538]
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i can tell you how to make your turntable play backwards. take off the cartridge, and put it back on upside down. put an ashtray on the turntable then put the record on the ashtray, with the track you want to play on the underneath of the record. then put something else on top as a weight. et voila. bit fiddly, but sounds cool.
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rob
from the loft bar in nottingham on 2001-09-10 19:04 [#00030540]
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i can tell you how to make your turntable play backwards. take off the cartridge, and put it back on upside down. put an ashtray on the turntable then put the record on the ashtray, with the track you want to play on the underneath of the record. then put something else on top as a weight. et voila. bit fiddly, but sounds cool.
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m
from W)mm(W on 2001-09-10 19:05 [#00030541]
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1. Does anyont know how to get a turntable to play backwards without using your hands?
It's simple. Tell someone else next to you to do it. Their hands would be used instead of yours thus resulting in your hands not being used. Of course, your question asked if Anyont knows how to do this... I don't know this person (if it is a person) named Anyont, and I don't know if he/she knows how to get a turntable to play backwards without the using ones hands. But I have answered your question, so hopefully you no longer need the advice of this other person.
2. I have started to use stomper to create some nice hard drum sounds, it is a nice programme, i have started to make some sounds to dance to that hurt my ears when i listen to them, this is dangerouse. Are there any other programmes similair to this.
I only know the crappy software program Modplug tracker, and I currently refuse to use anything else. This program would not be very good for making your ears bleed, because it's a pain just to make the volume suitable for normal listening let alone a volume to cause ear bleeding. A much simpler way to make your ears bleed is to use simple devices like scissors, pins and pencils. If you want internal ear bleeding, I'm sure that sticking a pencil right through the ear canal into your eardrum would be just the thing you're looking for. If you don't want to use your hands for similar reasons as above, you could ask someone else to do it. Or you can simply ask them to cut off your ear lobes with scissors for external bleeding. I believe Picasso was a fan of this latter method. He could tell you more about it.
Can anyone tell me of a place to get samples that make your ears bleed?
Well, probably check the chemistry department of the nearest college. I'm sure you could collect all sorts of samples of interesting poisonous substances that you could put in your ears to your desired effect.
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anyont
on 2001-09-10 23:11 [#00030584]
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hello i am anyont,
i am able to tell you how to make record player go backwards, ask mouse to chase after piece of cheese on record, only small section of record will be heard until cheese is eaten, or use a mouse with no ankles.
sorry i am an imposter, my name is not anyont, i am wizards teeth.
i know have four names:
wizards teeth barry fox david anyont
i will use these names to get ladies to follow me in bikinis
(i will be wearing the bikinis)
i am going to ibiza on sunday, has anyone been ?, will i have to take my wellies, jumpers or my house ?
thanks teeth/barry fox/anyont/david
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m
from W)mm(W on 2001-09-11 06:36 [#00030631]
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Thanks for clearing that bikini sentence up. I figured the girls would be wearing the bikinis, from having come to the conclusion from experience that girls usually are the ones who wear them. I never would have figured you were wearing multiple bikinis instead. It's the interpretation altering english language. For example: "there is a picture of a dish on the table"... Is the picture on the table, or the dish? I don't know I'm confused. Your example was funnier though. I'm jealous of your crazy methods to lure females. I took your advice last time and asked a girl if she liked aeroplanes and she slapped me, twice.
I've never been to ibiza, only to abaza. I took my wellies on that trip, but I cannot say for sure whether wellies will be appropriate for ibiza as I have never been, as I had just stated before, and as I had just stated "as I had just stated" a little while after that...
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-11 09:44 [#00030656]
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It would be possible to wear 6 bikinis at once :
Bikinin Number Size
1 Extra Small
2 Small
3 Medium
4 Extra Medium
5 Large
6 Extra Large
It is funny how extra small bikini is smaller than small bikini but extra large bikini is larger than large bikini, is the above order correct, is an extra medium bikini larger than a medium bikini or is a medium bikini larger than an extra medium bikini or is extra medium the same as a large bikini?
I will conduct some experiments.
Teeth
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-11 10:41 [#00030666]
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Wanna you want for the secrets ?
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One Of The Children Music Has The Right To
on 2001-09-11 13:16 [#00030692]
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Phat beatz;
Audiomulch is actually a favorite amongst a lot of musicians. My soundcard is shit tho, so I can do much with it.
Soundforge is good for doing stuff to samples. So is cool-edit.
Reactor is a sweet piece of programming, but it extremely complex, and difficult to learn
You can make some cook stuff in buzz, but it has such a shitty sound quality, its not even worth it.
FX2 is also really sweet. Fuck shit up all the way with it.
Many others that don't come to mind right now. Sometimes even the simplest tricks work wonders (like using the same kick 5 times in 20 different songs, but using different effect variations for each channel and each song).
Hope that helps.
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Loogie
from UK on 2001-09-11 17:24 [#00030755]
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You could always sample the vinyl and then reverse the sample...
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