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Tell me what your sexual imagery brings up as the most exciting thing? |
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no way you pedo!@!!!! :*( I think even on here...... some things are better left unsaid. |
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i was actually thinking some people might seriously share, though I'd be one of the last to do so if anyone else did first. Where's the handcuffs? |
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Your dumb. |
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The intimacy between us. |
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this thread is an auto-joke you ppl start reacting like thet and stuff this time i failed you are all nice and damn, I even hoped someone would actually share it and well, if someone did, I could be the next one It'd sure be one hell of a surprise for LeCoeur hehehe |
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i dont see the purpose of this thread on a idm mb. |
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We could probably say that about many many threads. |
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yeah, youve got a good point there! |
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Settle down boys that's not a covert way of saying "I'm about to share my fantasy". |
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silver nail polish (fer the girl)... some red wine (old & expensive)... a bed & some fun :) |
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i wanna lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes, then i wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floo' |
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I like to fuck.............a really hot woman.....thats my sexual fantasy since a long time.. |
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Ummm... I'm so straight... i'm regular... i want a girl... good straight sex... *struggling to hide necro-pedo-zoo-philic inclinations* |
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ive always wondered what itd be like to be with another woman!! my sister got off with her friend and she says it wos good. |
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ok, first i'd be **** and then i'd **** with **** in a **** and then it would ****, and **** and ****, it would be sooo ****! then we would ****, **** and the **** and her **** would **** and a **** would rise out of her **** and then go **** and then **** would be totally distorted and **** berserk and **** and **** and we would ****... and after that we'll be very *** but very tired too. |
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Girl on girl action. How impossibly original was that for a guy. |
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heh would you like to be a girl DJ Xammax? |
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gurl on gurl?! can you do that?! i don't get it? |
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Don't tell anyone! Ssssshhhhhh *saliva flying* SHHHSHHSHSHSH |
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^^ you're not the only one... |
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i've even heard the opposite, a girl who'd like to be a man. |
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She needs setting straight big time. |
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maybe she'd think the same about you! ^^ |
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Seriously, what benefits are there (sexually) of being a man? |
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for sexual, erm, i don't know... ' _ ' but there still is some misogynism in society nowadays. for example, women working the same as men but getting lower salaries... besides women are more frequently stalked than men... unfair things like that +_+ |
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Well if you are talking about as a whole then yes. But I was sticking to the topic. I think it's unfair we can't hit them. |
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gonna set you straight on love. Girl, if there is any doubt in your mind as to what time it is, let me break it down for you: It is time for you to get Smooved. Aw, baby, I know that I had said some things that made you mad, but I am extremely sorry. If you just come on home, I will make it up to you. I will take you to new stratospheres of love. I will sex you wild. To make up for all the foolish things I said, tomorrow night, I will escort you to my crib, where I will prepare for you a romantic meal comprised of succulent lobster from the finest sea. We will both eat the lobster and enjoy a side dish of rice with it. There will also be a baked potato waiting for you, and some butter for you to place upon that potato. In addition, there will be sour cream, which you may also put on the potato if you so desire. I will also serve juice. Then, when we have each finished eating our meals, I will lay your body down on a bedsheet comprised of 100 percent silk, which I will purchase in advance from the finest store in this city. Then, just before we freak, I will inquire as to how you like the feel of the sheets. If you inform me that you do not like it, I will travel to other cities around the world until I locate a store that sells sheets that are more to your satisfaction. Then, I will purchase those sheets and return home to put them on the bed for you. It is then that I will hit you doggy-style. |
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While I am freaking you, I will whisper various things in your ear. Some of the phrases I will say to you are, "Baby, you are my everything," "You feel so good, I can't stand it," and, "Girl, ride me." There will also be candles and a CD featuring the music of Keith Sweat to create an atmosphere of unbridled romance, making you wet. This is how you will get Smooved. Just say the word, and we will share interplanetary cocoa love until the break of dawn. We will bump across the galaxy, exploring the known solar system with our passion. We will journey to places even the astronomers have never been. We will bump to Pluto, as well as to the moon. When we are through with the lovemaking aspect of our romantic evening together, I will still continue to attend to your needs. If you wish a grape to be placed in your mouth, I will place one there. It does not matter whether you want a purple grape or a white grape, as I will supply myself with grapes of both colors. If you would like to be massaged with scented oils, I will appear behind you and do so. I will make sure to rub your neck and shoulders lovingly, neither rubbing so hard as to be painful, nor so soft as to be ineffectual for massaging purposes. Aw, girl, I want to throw you on the floor right now and ride you hard. To summarize my feelings, I love you, and that fact is inscrutable. If you could only find it in your heart to forgive me for all the foolish things I did and said, we could take a magical voyage to Atlantis together, sailing on a caravan of love. Just say the word, and I will sting you. I will Smoove you. All night long. |
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smove b. is so raw, one of my favorites was when he cheated on his girlfriend and said: Girl, i would walk to france to find the most suculent chocolate in the world. I will then fly back on an expensive plane and feed it to you. That other girl, i wouldn't walk to the gas station to get her a clark bar. |
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my fantasy is two naked chicks, and me in between!! |
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Best sandwich you'll ever have! |
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i don't know dude, i had a pretty good cold cut combo last night. besides, you need to have lots of expierence with one woman before you can even try to women. cause other wise you'llbe asleep and they'll be talkinga bout how bad you were |
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eh a chastity belt. |
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it must be sexually awful to be a guy.. |
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I won't get into details, but I'll just say the song Little Girls by Oingo Boingo stirs up something inside of me. |
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my sexual fanstasys involve myself, a petrol pump, butter and a huge mousetrap....... |
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lol A bucket of ice cubes, a nine iron, and a buffalo, live or stuffed. Preferably stuffed, for safteys sake. |
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ok ok... ahahahahaha probubly something mixed between Kool Keith's song Captain Save Em all or Spankmaster, and Tricky's songs I Like The Girls and She Said |
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See, this works out! 'purpose of such threads on an IDM mb'.. Where else could people react in such a healthy and okay form? Well, no funny fantasies from me - LeCoeur wouldn't forgive me... |
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No way I'm not telling. That's something between Anus_Presley and me. |
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C738 I KNEW IT YOU PERVERT!!! YOU ALREADY FOOLED AROUND WITH HIM IN ONE OF MY THREADS... OOH BOY.. I FEEL SICK.. MAN I FEEL SICK |
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Shiny boots do it for me every time :) |
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big phat black woman milf's |
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two chicks, man |
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this thread ruled hehe thanks ppl |
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Billy Madison, baby. And I'm the typical guy. 2 chicks. |
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yeah, I didn't quote it cuz I figured it was pretty obvious. I'm with you though, 2 chicks would be high times |
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a documentary on polar bears, red fluffy booties, and some pez |
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2 chicks? No. I want at least 10 chicks, all with a common goal and purpose... to do whatever the fuck I say. |
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