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neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 05:42 [#00474447]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular

i know that there has been loads of talk about these
bullshit topics so just kill me but i found this old test
thingy i did . siince stuff like this gets asked here i
thought i'd put this too.

ps if the mods close this topic, mail me yer tests. i'm
interested.

continue the sentence "if i were..."

If I were a stone, I would be a stalagmite.
If I were a tree, I would be an ash.
If I were a bird, I would be a duck.
If I were an insect, I would be a night-moth.
If I were a machine, I would be an old-fashioned amplifier.
If I were a tool, I would be a wrench.
If I were a fruit, I would be a water melon.
If I were a flower, I would be a lily.
If I were the weather, I would be fog.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be the tooth faerie.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a flute.
If I were a profession, I would be a cab driver.
If I were an animal, I would be a platypus.
If I were a color, I would be orange.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of fresh bread.
If I were an emotion, I would be jolly.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be stoned.
If I were a vegetable, I would be an eggplant.
If I were a sound, I would be a buzz.
If I were an Element, I would be wind.

phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 06:03 [#00474454]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be a rock.
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were a bird, I would be a goose.
If I were an insect, I would be a catterpillar.
If I were a machine, I would be a blender.
If I were a tool, I would be a drill.
If I were a fruit, I would be a nectarine.
If I were a flower, I would be a bud.
If I were the weather, I would be fine rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be the Peonix.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a moog.
If I were a profession, I would be an artist.
If I were an animal, I would be a tiger.
If I were a color, I would be blue.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of ripe buds.
If I were an emotion, I would be excited.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be mellow.
If I were a vegetable, I would be an carrot.
If I were a sound, I would be silence.
If I were an Element, I would be ether.

tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2002-12-09 06:17 [#00474455]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be emerald.
If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
If I were a bird, I would be a dove.
If I were an insect, I would be a VERY fuzzy caterpillar.
If I were a machine, I would be a drum machine (haha).
If I were a tool, I would be a sledgehammer.
If I were a fruit, I would be a plum and/or pear.
If I were a flower, I would be a blue rose.
If I were the weather, I would be a mild autumn breeze.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be Falcor.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a bowed guitar.
If I were a profession, I would be a filmaker.
If I were an animal, I would be a rabbit.
If I were a color, I would be red on black.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the smell of a campfire.
If I were an emotion, I would be "in love".
If I were a state of feeling, I would be overjoyed.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a brocolli.
If I were a sound, I would be a low, warm hum.
If I were an Element, I would be fire.

Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-09 06:35 [#00474462]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker

if i were a rich man, yada da da da da daaa

Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2002-12-09 06:41 [#00474466]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be an Amasythst.
If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
If I were a bird, I would be a Hawk.
If I were an insect, I would be a firefly.
If I were a machine, I would be a synthesizer.
If I were a tool, I would be a level.
If I were a fruit, I would be a peach.
If I were a flower, I would be a wildflower.
If I were the weather, I would be snow.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a synthesizer.
If I were a profession, I would be a composer.
If I were an animal, I would be a tiger.
If I were a color, I would be black.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of pizza.
If I were an emotion, I would be confused.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be confused.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a artichoke.
If I were a sound, I would be a sime wave.
If I were an Element, I would be water.

Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-12-09 07:37 [#00474516]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag

If I were a stone, I would be sedimentry rock with fossils
in.
If I were a tree, I would be an Acer Grisium.
If I were a bird, I would be a raven.
If I were an insect, I would be a stick insect.
If I were a machine, I would be a lathe.
If I were a tool, I would be an anvil.
If I were a fruit, I would be a pommegranite.
If I were a flower, I would be a snap dragon.
If I were the weather, I would be the cold.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a Yeti.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a violin.
If I were a profession, I would be a DBA.
If I were an animal, I would be a bear.
If I were a color, I would be black.
If I were a fragrance, I would be Fahrenheit.
If I were an emotion, I would be love.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be nihilism.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a leek.
If I were a sound, I would be a screeching violin.
If I were an Element, I would be Cerium (man made element-
very dense and decays quickly :P ).

LuckyPsycho from a long way from home (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 08:24 [#00474557]
Points: 369 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be granite.
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were a bird, I would be a golden eagle.
If I were an insect, I would be an ant (preferably the
queen).
If I were a machine, I would be apollo 11.
If I were a tool, I would be a drill.
If I were a fruit, I would be a mango.
If I were a flower, I would be a dafodil.
If I were the weather, I would be hot and sunny.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be pegasus.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a saxamophone!
If I were a profession, I too would be a cab driver.
If I were an animal, I would be a dolphin.
If I were a color, I would be orange.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the finest skunk weed.
If I were an emotion, I would be happy.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be confused.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a letuce.
If I were a sound, I would be a lions roar.
If I were an Element, I would be earth.

danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 08:27 [#00474561]
Points: 4570 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be worth 14 pounds.
If I were a tree, I would branch out into other things.
If I were a bird, I would be Tera Patrick.
If I were an insect, I would give myself the creeps.
If I were a machine, I would be TX.
If I were a tool, I would be SAW of course.
If I were a fruit, I would be a peach.
If I were a flower, I would have power.
If I were the weather, I would ruin your day.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a new Portishead
album.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a trumpet and you
could blow me.
If I were a profession, I would be a dominatrix.
If I were an animal, I would be a cat.
If I were a color, I would be black.
If I were a fragrance, I would be sprayed on all the finest
ladies.
If I were an emotion, I would be all touchy-feely.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be emotional.
If I were a vegetable, I would hope they switch me off.
If I were a sound, I would be the crack of a whip.
If I were an Element, the fifth one.

bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-12-09 08:28 [#00474562]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker

you'd like to be queen would you duckie? You already are in
my eyes. Ooh. Shut that door! Ooh

LuckyPsycho from a long way from home (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 08:36 [#00474570]
Points: 369 Status: Lurker

correction... If I were a sound, I would be the ocean.

TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2002-12-09 08:39 [#00474577]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be a slab of granite.
If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
If I were a bird, I would be a Raven.
If I were an insect, I would be a Black Widow.
If I were a machine, I would be an old record player .
If I were a tool, I would be a level.
If I were a fruit, I would be a fig.
If I were a flower, I would be a red anthurium.
If I were the weather, I would be icy wind.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a phoenix.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a kora.
If I were a profession, I would be a film/music critic.
If I were an animal, I would be a lynx.
If I were a color, I would be a cool blue (black ain't a
colour).
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of a fresh
winter's morning.
If I were an emotion, I would be the amalgamation of all
emotions.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be tied in knots.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a tomato.
If I were a sound, I would be white noise.
If I were an Element, I would be wind.

LuckyPsycho from a long way from home (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 08:42 [#00474584]
Points: 369 Status: Lurker | Followup to TonyFish: #00474577

... and a tomato isn't a vegetable... smart ass! ;)

Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-12-09 08:44 [#00474588]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to TonyFish: #00474577 | Show recordbag

I was wondering how long till someone pointed out that black
is an absence of light...

(Pedant mode on) Well, Wind and Water are not elements
(unless you follow old skool greek philosophy) ;)

LuckyPsycho from a long way from home (United Kingdom) on 2002-12-09 08:52 [#00474607]
Points: 369 Status: Lurker

As Neetta used the Greek... so did i... but I guess it
probably doesn't matter very much!

TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2002-12-09 08:57 [#00474612]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to LuckyPsycho: #00474584

doh!
I guess I'll go with aubergines then.
I live with 2 greeks and my gf's greek some I'm gonna go
with da greek philosophy ;)

Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-12-09 09:22 [#00474642]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag

Neetta:

Any chance of some results/analysis of our posts or is it
just for fun?

earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-09 09:37 [#00474668]
Points: 27799 Status: Regular

if i was a television presenter i'd like to be larry grayson

Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-09 09:40 [#00474673]
Points: 4130 Status: Addict

IF I WERE A SPICE GIRL.....

I WOULD BE EMMA BUNTON (FORMERLY KNOWN AS BABY SPICE)

YES!

xceque on 2002-12-09 09:40 [#00474674]
Points: 5888 Status: Moderator | Followup to neetta: #00474447 | Show recordbag

This is no mere bullshit topic! This is awsome!

*throws head back and sings*
#If I were a swan I'd be gone#
#If I were a train I'd be late#
#If I were a good man, I 'd talk with you more often than I
do#

If I were a stone, I would be an emerald.
If I were a tree, I would be a weeping willow.
If I were a bird, I would be a hawk.
If I were an insect, I would be a locust.
If I were a machine, I would be a small and intricate
timepiece.
If I were a tool, I would be a tiny silver hammer.
If I were a fruit, I would be a kiwi.
If I were a flower, I would be a snapdragon.
If I were the weather, I would be a sunny day or possibly
rain on a warm day.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a violin.
If I were a profession, I would be unemployed.
If I were an animal, I would be a wolf.
If I were a color, I would be blue.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of fresh bread
too.
If I were an emotion, I would be melancholy.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be warm and fuzzily
happy like when everythings going ok and there's no worry.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a pea.
If I were a sound, I would be a very very very quiet,
high(ish) frequency hum.
If I were an Element, I would be fire (although the science
boffins amongst you will have pointed out that fire isn't an
element... well you can cock off).

earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-09 09:40 [#00474675]
Points: 27799 Status: Regular | Followup to earthleakage: #00474668

unfortunately i've been cursed with being a combination mike
yarwood and leslie crowther

C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-09 09:40 [#00474676]
Points: 1722 Status: Regular

If I werre like anus_prresley, I would talk with double RR.

earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-12-09 09:43 [#00474683]
Points: 27799 Status: Regular

this bloke came up to me and said, "you look like a girl" i
said "turn me over and i am"

Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-09 09:46 [#00474685]
Points: 4130 Status: Addict

If I were BlatentEcho I would go:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;*)

Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-12-09 09:48 [#00474689]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular

If I were a stone, I would be granite.
If I were a tree, I would be a spruce.
If I were a bird, I would be an archaeopteryx.
If I were an insect, I would be a millipede
If I were a machine, I would be a conveyor belt.
If I were a tool, I would be a hammer.
If I were a fruit, I would be an apple.
If I were a flower, I would be an african orchid.
If I were the weather, I would be a lightning storm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a satyr.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a bowed bass.
If I were a profession, I would be a mexican wrestler.
If I were an animal, I would be a hyena.
If I were a color, I would be green.
If I were a fragrance, I would smell like nostalgia.
If I were an emotion, I would be anger.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be harmony.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a cabbage.
If I were a sound, I would be gastric juice.
If I were an Element, I would be fire.

C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-09 09:52 [#00474695]
Points: 1722 Status: Regular

If I was an alien, I would stalk sigourney weaver.

neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 11:17 [#00474775]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular

oh! so much answer :)

there is no analysis, except the ones that are in our
minds.i'm just observing. a 'test' like this telss so much
about person :) plus it is nice to read. but if you want i
can make a psychic profile of your answers. mail me if so.

and if i were a chemical element i'd be argon cause it is
the left edge and sounds cool.

uzim on 2002-12-09 12:46 [#00474910]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be a round grey-blue stone you
would find on the border of a path in a forest.
If I were a tree, I would be a bonsai sequoia.
If I were a bird, I would be a colibri.
If I were an insect, I would be a dragonfly, flying over a
lake to the light of the full moon at night.
If I were a machine, I would be a calculator which would
kindly answer "i don't know, sorry! :)" when you'd enter
something too complicated for me or when i'd be too lazy to
answer.
If I were a tool, I would be useless.
If I were a fruit, I would be a blueberry.
If I were a flower, I would be a nightflower in the desert.
If I were the weather, I would be warm and windy, wet with a
bit of rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a mermaid.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a kalimba.
If I were a profession, I would be a bad poet, stoned most
of the time.
If I were an animal, I would be a colibri.
If I were a color, I would be #006666 (dark turquoise).
If I were a fragrance, I would be the smell of night (but
maybe that's pretentious from me).
If I were an emotion, I would be melancholy.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be detached from
reality.
If I were a vegetable, I would be that japanese vegetable i
ate once in tempura which i don't know the name.
If I were a sound, I would be the kind of sound in coil's
'regel' or in merzbow's 'a taste of...'.
If I were an element, I would be water.

Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-12-09 13:53 [#00475000]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular

If I were a stone, I would be an amethyst.
If I were a tree, I would be an ash.
If I were a bird, I would be a swallow.
If I were an insect, I would be a praying mantis.
If I were a machine, I would be a nut-cracker (ahahaha).
If I were a tool, I would be a drill.
If I were a fruit, I would be a peach.
If I were a flower, I would be a sakura(cherry blossom).
If I were the weather, I would be hail.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be Ares.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a harp.
If I were a profession, I would be a failed actor.
If I were an animal, I would be a cat.
If I were a color, I would be orange.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of the rain.
If I were an emotion, I would be envy.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be bipolar depression.

If I were a vegetable, I would be a pepper.
If I were a sound, I would be a string.
If I were an Element, I would be uranium.

Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-12-09 13:53 [#00475001]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular

ops

*If I were a tree, I would be a cherry.

neetta from Finland on 2002-12-09 14:26 [#00475038]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular

one of my friends djs with the name sakura

uzim on 2003-03-09 13:55 [#00587470]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker

^*bump*

Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-09 15:00 [#00587505]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker

if you think I'm either reading all that or thinking about
any of that shit you must be out of your tiny brain

Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-03-09 15:02 [#00587510]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict

If I wasn't so lame i would've done this test-thingy.

DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-03-09 15:23 [#00587525]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict

If I were a stone, I would be a Flintstone.
If I were a tree, I would be a fiddy.
If I were a bird, I would be surfin'.
If I were an insect, I would be a flying insect, coursing
over the lush, fertile valley, floating on a great wind,
carrying on to and fro, until I flew into the bug
zap...*ZAP!*.
If I were a machine, I would be welcome to it.
If I were a tool, I would be sober.
If I were a fruit, I would be a resident of San Francisco.
If I were a flower, I would be in bread...oh, wait...
If I were the weather, I would have a 24-hour cable channel
dedicated to me.
If I were a mythical creature, I would not exist (I'm a
myth, silly :) ).
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a CD player,
since I can't play a lick of music anyway.
If I were a profession, I would be a job that slowly kills
you.
If I were an animal, I would be a drum-playing, furry muppet
with great teeth.
If I were a color, I would be a box of Crayolas.
If I were a fragrance, I would be sprayed by some annoying,
prissy sales lady.
If I were an emotion, I would be melancholy, plus infinitely
sad.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be scoring with some
girl.
If I were a vegetable, I would have watched a 24-hour "Anna
Nicole Smith Show" marathon.
If I were a sound, I would not be where a tree fell in the
forest with no one around to hear it.
If I were an element, I would be inside a very dim bulb.

If I were a smiley, I would be ;) .

:D

Martytan from somewhere in upstate new york (United States) on 2003-03-09 15:30 [#00587535]
Points: 757 Status: Regular

If I were an element, I would be Zircon!!!

Behold the awesome power of Lord Zircon!!! I command you all
to grovel before me in my unfathomable godliness!!! Lord
Zircon has spoken!!!!! ahhahahaha!

*opera laugh*

oh dear..... :)

nacmat on 2003-03-13 07:57 [#00593393]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be a stone rose
If I were a tree, I would be a tall and thin one
If I were a bird, I would be a crow.
If I were an insect, I would be a fly.
If I were a machine, I would be a sexmachine.
If I were a tool, I would be a useless one.
If I were a fruit, I would be a banana.
If I were a flower, I would be a margarita.
If I were the weather, I would be sunny but windy.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be the unicorn.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a chelo.
If I were a profession, I would be architecture .
If I were an animal, I would be a dog.
If I were a color, I would be blue.
If I were a fragrance, ??.
If I were an emotion, I would be fear.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be lazy.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a carrot.
If I were a sound, I would be a pii.
If I were an Element, I would be water.

ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-03-13 08:12 [#00593440]
Points: 7852 Status: Regular | Show recordbag

If I were a stone, I would be a asteroid whiping out...
If I were a tree, I would be palm.
If I were a bird, I would be a swallow.
If I were an insect, I would be a butterfly.
If I were a machine, I would be a matrix.
If I were a tool, I would be a hammer.
If I were a fruit, I would be a banana.
If I were a flower, I would be lichen.
If I were the weather, I would be a warm rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be the dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a drumset.
If I were a profession, I would be a bdsm master.
If I were an animal, I would be a chimpansee.
If I were a color, I would be white.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of my sweat.
If I were an emotion, I would be "happy/sad".
If I were a vegetable, I would be a zucchini.
If I were a sound, I would be a screaming echo.
If I were an Element, I would be wind too.

im curious on a possible test result...

marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-03-13 08:15 [#00593442]
Points: 24596 Status: Regular

If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between
friends

Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-13 08:49 [#00593475]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular

erm... If I were a mythical creature, I would be a human?

forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2003-03-13 09:25 [#00593539]
Points: 4000 Status: Regular

If I were a stone, I would be in focus.
If I were a tree, I would be a shrub.
If I were a bird, I would be heron.
If I were an insect, I would be a wasp.
If I were a machine, I would be an electricity plant.
If I were a tool, I would be a saw.
If I were a fruit, I would be a raspberry.
If I were a flower, I would be a dandelion.
If I were the weather, I would be sunny and cool.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a bass guitar.
If I were a profession, I would be an artist.
If I were an animal, I would be a hamster.
If I were a color, I would be brown.
If I were a fragrance, I would be something smelly!
If I were an emotion, I would be happy.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be in love.
If I were a vegetable, I would be tofu.
If I were a sound, I would be a bass drum kick.
If I were an Element, I would be water.

marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-03-13 09:29 [#00593547]
Points: 24596 Status: Regular

If I were a swan, I'd be gone
If I were a train, I'd be late
& if I were a good man I'd talk to you more often than I do

If I were asleep I could dream
If I were afraid, I could hide
If I go insane, please don't put your wires in my brain

ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-03-13 09:58 [#00593591]
Points: 7852 Status: Regular | Show recordbag

marlowe... is that from atom heart mother?

pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-13 10:36 [#00593653]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be lying on a sea bed, lost
forever
If I were a tree, I would be on a hill whith a big tree
house
If I were a bird, I would be a swallow.
If I were an insect, I would be a wasp
If I were a machine, I would be an android.
If I were a tool, I would be a wrench
If I were a fruit, I would be a strawberry.
If I were a flower, I would stink.
If I were the weather, I would snow once in the middle
summer and send a heatwave at christmas
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a mermaid
If I were a musical instrument, I would be the world's
smallest violin playing for you
If I were a profession, I would be an actress.
If I were an animal, I would be a wolf.
If I were a color, I would be PINK!.
If I were a fragrance, I would be Joop
If I were an emotion, I would be Love..... that sounds more
sickly that it's meant to =os
If I were a state of feeling, I would be emotional.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a roast parsnip
If I were a sound, I would be NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If I were an Element, I would be murcury, pretty but deadly
>=oD

Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-13 10:37 [#00593655]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be a sandstone.
If I were a tree, I would be an cherry blossom.
If I were a bird, I would be a white crow.
If I were an insect, I would be a locust.
If I were a machine, I would be an old Tape Deck.
If I were a tool, I would be a cheap swiss army knife.
If I were a fruit, I would be a banana.
If I were a flower, I would be a purple one.
If I were the weather, I would be light rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be the catgirl.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a cello.
If I were a profession, I would be a story writer.
If I were an animal, I would be a cat.
If I were a color, I would be red on white.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of laundry.
If I were an emotion, I would be nostalgic.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be happy/complacent.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a arthichoke.
If I were a sound, I would be a click.
If I were an Element, I would be water.

IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-03-13 10:44 [#00593658]
Points: 8032 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag

If I were a stone, I would be a flintstone.
If I were a tree, I would be an weeping willow.
If I were a bird, I would be a condor.
If I were an insect, I would be a black widow.
If I were a machine, I would be an heater.
If I were a tool, I would be a crowbar.
If I were a fruit, I would be an orange.
If I were a flower, I would be a sunflower.
If I were the weather, I would be snow.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be cupid.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be drums.
If I were a profession, I would be a studio musician.
If I were an animal, I would be a great white shark.
If I were a color, I would be grey.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of coconut.
If I were an emotion, I would be timid.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be peaking on mush.
If I were a vegetable, I would be an head of lettuce.
If I were a sound, I would be a churchbell.
If I were an Element, I would be water.

neetta from Finland on 2003-03-13 11:45 [#00593764]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular

hahah

notandum! argon isn't on the left, it's on the right of the
periodic table of elements

Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-03-13 12:02 [#00593787]
Points: 1045 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be that of the Philosophers.
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were a bird, I would be an eagle.
If I were an insect, I would be a dragonfly.
If I were a machine, I would be an heater.
If I were a tool, I would be a fountain pen.
If I were a fruit, I would be a peach.
If I were a flower, I would be a sunflower.
If I were the weather, I would be a warm summer
thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a djinn.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be the human voice.

If I were a profession, I would be a teacher, as I am.
If I were an animal, I would be a wolf.
If I were a color, I would be ultraviolet.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the perfume of roses.
If I were an emotion, I would be love.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be ecstasy.
If I were a vegetable, I would be garlic.
If I were a sound, I would be a hum.
If I were an Element, I would be water.

rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-03-13 12:04 [#00593791]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker

stone, pebble
tree, conifer
bird, willy wagtail
insect, squashed
machine, windmill
tool, phillips screwdriver
fruit, apricot
flower, wysteria
weather, rain (at the beach)
myth figure, war hero in valhalla
musical, saxophone
profession, art teacher
animal,
colour, sky to cobalt blue
fragrance, ocean breeze
emotion, happy
state of feeling, pride
vegie, spring onion
sounds, small waves breaking on the coast
element, hydrogen

:)

roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-13 12:30 [#00593846]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be a [weathered stone].
If I were a tree, I would be a [tree].
If I were a bird, I would be a cuckoo.
If I were an insect, I would be a beetle.
If I were a machine, I would be a hangable auto bulb
If I were a tool, I would be a gabro rod fix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a digeridoo.
If I were a profession, I would be a milkman.
If I were an animal, I would be a upright kangaroo.
If I were a sound, I would be the sound of beady eyes.

KLASSIC

S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-03-13 12:34 [#00593857]
Points: 2196 Status: Lurker

If I were a stone, I would be sand.
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were a bird, I would be dead.
If I were an insect, I would be an undiscovered species.
If I were a machine, I would be too complex to use.
If I were a tool, You would be my shed.
If I were a fruit, I would be a banana.
If I were a flower, I would be a water lily.
If I were the weather, I would be mountain fog.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be an unicorn.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a music software.

If I were a profession, I would be a loner.
If I were an animal, I would be a giant deep sea jelly fish.

If I were a color, I would be purple-ish.
If I were a fragrance, I would be the scent of a cute female
sex organ.
If I were an emotion, I would be after life.
If I were a state of feeling, I would be lucid.
If I were a vegetable, I would be cabbage.
If I were a sound, I would be a year-long reverb of a white
noise.
If I were an Element, I would be wind.

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