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are you there? i wanna chat with you for a few minutes before i go back to my paper |
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fiddlesticks, he left |
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Get on with your work, slacker! |
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don't we need instant messaging on the board? or private messaging? |
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way to recycle an embarassing topic... Jivver, i know you don't like checking your email, but there's one in there from me that's very important. please read it and act on it or let me know it's not going to happen. thanks. |
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I think you have a pretty mouth |
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you jive ass cracka |
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darn you. |
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Ha! He's got visual necrotic anaspepsid dysphasia. He can only see things when the the moon, Pluto and Barnards Star form a straight line. |
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well if anyone sees him on tell him i need to talk to him about a concert immediately (as in, today or tomorrow at the latest) |
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thanks |
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Shit I just missed him. |
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i thought your av said "xlcronic" |
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boy was I drunk in this thread. It's like Jivver really was here, in spirit. |
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Whatever happened to diablo |
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And I was probably using this Ellen Feiss avatar then, too! The stars are aligned and Great Cthulhu must rise. RISE! |
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I have no idea what I was talking about. It was one of those attempts to be funny that failed in such a spectacular way that it actually succeeded in being funny, but for entirely the wrong reasons. |
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jivver had him taken outside and shot. |
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i really miss titsworth |
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Me too. He has a special pheremone that makes you want to talk shit. It was like a terrordrome with testosterone fire hoses! |
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I miss titsworth as well. I thought it was great when he got on his high horse about something and argued his corner. He was good at that. |
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i lied |
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ihrjoesø |
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You crazy nutbar! |
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You tricked us, you crazy cat. Curses. |
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I loved titsworths challenging things, but, he became a crappy dictator. |
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I got some mpfrees of The Music of Eric Zann from something like Ghost Box records, but I wasn't sure if it'd come up before so I'll hide it in this old Titty thread. |
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i really miss l"echo"ouer |
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oooh im sooo mean. all well ill be sober in the morning.... but andrew neil will still be a cunt. |
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that liquor lady was a stuck up bitch. |
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What what? let's slip out behind the barn and do tell. |
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she's quite hot though, so swings and roundabouts |
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fuckin ell im glad im only on my 3rd |
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not so much holding her, but keeping her snapped into a vicelike grip. |
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"just smile at the camera or you don't get paid" |
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fuck me, STEWART LEE is on the 'this week'. and yes he is more attractive than diane abbott. |
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I like Stewart Lee, he has a show, or used to, on Resonance FM now, or recently. GOOD MAN. |
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I downloaded blow. it's ok. |
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he's brilliant. intelligent, streetwise etc you know what i mean. i have a lot of respect for anyone who does comedy straight, probably because i can never keep a straight face when i'm telling a joke. |
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they were talking about political correctness, portillo is on holiday so they had ken clarke instead, who i think is one of the most astute poiliticians i've ever seen. and he's a tory. well only just. |
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apparently jim davidson has a young black comic as a support act at the moment. i don't really know what to think about that. |
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Probably that even Jimbo has realised it's no longer, sadly, 1978. |
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marketing |
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I wish I'd seen him on his groundbreaking Blue Christmas panto tour. |
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Ha! Thanks. Sometimes, when I'm at a low ebb, I do think... I really fancy a tiny carton of Um Bongo. Best ad of the 80s or 90s, not sure, by far. |
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or on a tour of soweto. "do the joke about chalky..." |
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ive got some in the back, you can still buy it. or perhaps its only me :) |
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