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Ellen Feiss Fan Fiction!!
 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-23 20:33 [#00453499]
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I woke up to a bright light and looked around me. I wasn't
sure where i was but i felt like home.

"I see you're awake." Said an old voice. "You've been gone
for a long time."

"Where am I?" I questioned the voice. I couldn't see
anything in the room...just hearing the voice.

"You are at home. Doesn't it look like your home?" The
voice replied.

"Yes...no...Im not sure." I put my hands to my face.

A hand touched my shoulder and I heard another voice. It
came from behind me.

"Nice to see you alive Amon. I've missed you
considerably!"

I turned around to see that it was Ellen Feiss. I couldn't
believe my eyes. I shifted my body around and just as I was
about to say something I opened my eyes up to darkness.
Disoriented, I got up and ran to a nearby door. I opened it
carefully and at the instance I turned the knob the door
blew open and 10 Ellen Feiss heads shot out and twirreled
around me. Suddenly they all stopped and looked at me and
shouted in unison: "AND IT WAS A GOOD PAPER!"

i opened up my eyes to the previous room and the old voice
came back on laughing. I looked to left of me and there was
Ellen.

"Was that as good for you as it was for me?"

I suddenly woke up in my bed doused in sweet. Mother came
in.

"School starts in 45...better get ready."

This day was going to be a special day.

 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-23 20:37 [#00453508]
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lmao, go drink a bottle of benedryll and reenact the ellen
feis switch commercial.

why dont we just rename the board after ellen?

sheesh enough already! beep beep

 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-23 20:40 [#00453514]
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Don't worry! all this will die out soon enough and we'll be
talking about IDM once again...

all in fun

 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-23 20:40 [#00453515]
Points: 1769 Status: Regular



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and like, it was TOTALLY a good paper!


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-23 20:41 [#00453517]
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WHOA!!! LOL nice one Bile!

 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-11-23 20:46 [#00453523]
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i don't understand what's the deal with this ellen feiss
chick....i mean, is she REALLY that good looking???

i don't think so, but maybe i'm wrong and all of you are
right...


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-11-23 20:47 [#00453526]
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Amon you are a sick man (and I loved every minute of your
story..) :p.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-23 20:48 [#00453528]
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Yes she really is that good looking!!! she's better than
supermodles! seriously. she's beyond that.

she's normal looking and thats more important for me...

 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-23 20:49 [#00453532]
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she's normal looking and thats more important for me

damn straight! :)

 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-23 20:49 [#00453533]
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:) you bet Bile!

 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-23 20:50 [#00453537]
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if you really stare into her face she has a really weird
look, i dunno sometimes she hot then she jsut look like some
alien who lives inside a Mac computer ..

interesting side note i know a girl named ellen weiss.. ok
that made no sense

BEEEEEEEP! x 100

 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-23 20:51 [#00453540]
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she's pretty 100% of the time!

 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-11-23 20:56 [#00453549]
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there's some girls that are only so overwhelmingly
attractive because of a strange drop of ugliness, not
ugliness, more like weird, freakishness.. that's why she's
so mysteriously beautiful :D


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-23 21:35 [#00453586]
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Precisely. I'll take one unique beauty over rooms and rooms
of blandly perfect characterless models.


 

offline uviol from United States on 2002-11-23 22:16 [#00453614]
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preach it fleet!

 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-11-23 22:19 [#00453622]
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SWEET GO FLEET GO!!!!!!!!!

 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2002-12-15 05:15 [#00481375]
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in feiss we trust

 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-15 05:21 [#00481378]
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You think there are some other pictures of her online? I saw
just the few on the apple site


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-15 05:25 [#00481379]
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ellenshirts!

 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-12-15 05:31 [#00481380]
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lookalikes
ellenfeissdotnet
I tell ya, its her eyes and mouth that make her
irresistible.



 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-15 14:23 [#00481675]
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BEEP beep BeEp bEeP BEEP beep BeEp bEeP!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If she lead me into battle I would die for her!

YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-16 01:37 [#00481998]
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Who the hell is she???

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 03:17 [#00482034]
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damn fuckers!
everytime i see her i like her more and more!!
quit posting topics about her.. i'm afraid i might fall in
love with Miss Ellen Feiss

she really is atrractive..literally
i get attracted by her when i see her eyes

fleetmouse! you started all this!!! with that damn avatar of
yours! i can't eat or sleep anymore!!! thanks a million!

they should ban you, you hear me?! BAN YOU.. making young
boys crazy with that Ellen Feiss avatar, how could you!

*sigh*

of course i didn't mean that fleetmouse.. i couldn't miss
that picture on this mb

..i hope christmas will be over soon.. then she will lose
that stupid santa-hat

*sigh*
oh ellen..
*sigh*

 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-12-16 06:02 [#00482089]
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uuuunnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhh

 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-12-16 07:28 [#00482134]
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I hate her abnormally big hands... >_

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 07:39 [#00482150]
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"I really don`t think she is so special..."

come oooooooooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you blind?! only Stevie Wonder could say something like
that without being considered an idiot..

..no, just kiddin' Iroel
don't take this personally

still i like her very much
very very much
*puts a parachute on his back*
i might fall in love guys...
deeply in love

*sigh*

 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-12-16 07:43 [#00482158]
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well it's personal taste after all...

I prefer the girl in my avatar (I must hav esaid that 100
times)

<---- ahhhhhh

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-16 07:44 [#00482160]
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Again, who the hell is she? Just some girl off an advert?

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 07:51 [#00482173]
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shame on you jonesy

*giggles*

shame on you

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-16 07:56 [#00482178]
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Why shame?

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 08:01 [#00482184]
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for not knowing who she is...

who doesn't know Ellen Feiss..?

even people on antarctica know her (ask Marlowe)

;)

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-16 08:05 [#00482186]
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Yeah alright. I'm sooooo sad. So enlighten me.

 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-12-16 08:06 [#00482189]
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Ellen in Action

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 08:11 [#00482194]
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ooh boy ooh boy!
this is f****** pants-creaming stuff
thank you sepix!!

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-16 08:15 [#00482200]
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I can't watch it. Can't someone, anyone just explain to me
in words?


 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-12-16 08:16 [#00482201]
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she`s stoned, REALLY stoned :)

 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-12-16 08:16 [#00482202]
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and cute, somehow

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 08:22 [#00482206]
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ooh yes very cute...

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-16 08:24 [#00482207]
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Yeah, but WHO IS SHE you silly little boys?

 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2002-12-16 08:32 [#00482215]
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random chick i`d say

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 09:59 [#00482301]
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define random...

 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-12-16 11:21 [#00482339]
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Fleet mouse's profile

She is the girl in his avatar

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-16 12:00 [#00482416]
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lucky him
:)

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-20 02:47 [#00486537]
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figured it out yet jonesy?

:P

 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-12-20 02:56 [#00486538]
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Amonbrune you facker came out from whatever rock you have
been hiding under for the past month and POST SOMETING!

Amonbrune missing = Mickey Mouse sad

:*(

I shed a tear of yerg for you, NOW GET YOUR BANFING ASS
BACK!



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-20 03:07 [#00486548]
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I'm aware she's a girl from an advert for MACs but is that
ALL she is?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-20 03:14 [#00486553]
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no
coz she's everything
;)

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-20 03:18 [#00486557]
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All I'm hearing are slobbering comments and nothing
concrete. So she is just a model/actress for an advert?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-20 03:29 [#00486576]
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yep :)
that's all there is

quite funny seeing you being curious and all that:

"Who the hell is she???"

"Again, who the hell is she? Just some girl off an advert?"

"Yeah alright. I'm sooooo sad. So enlighten me."

"I can't watch it. Can't someone, anyone just explain to me
in words?"

"Yeah, but WHO IS SHE you silly little boys?"

"I'm aware she's a girl from an advert for MACs but is that
ALL she is? "

"So she is just a model/actress for an advert?"

->no offense ey jonesy<-

one day you'll fall in love with her as well
..just a matter of time..

;)

 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-12-20 03:39 [#00486580]
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Hehe, well you guys could have ended all that with the clear
answer you just gave.

I don't understand why she creates such hysteria. She's OK
but there's far sweeter honeys out there.


 

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