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wizards teeth
on 2001-08-30 09:59 [#00027766]
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Please Enlighten me........
I believe there are niches in the musical market, I think it would be good to start making music for the following:
1. Animals - Horses and cattle can be seen wandering around fields, they are bored and only eat grass to pass the time as there are no other activities to do. In every field there should be placed four speakers and music should be played for the animals.
Have you ever seen a horse dance ?
This is one of my dreams, even doing a slow dance with a horse dressed in a lovely gown at the prom (i am not american therefore have never been to a prom). This would probably never happen as horses do not go to school in my country, I did once read about an american man who married a horse, I wonder if they do rude things together.
***** I WOULD NOT KISS A HORSE *****
***** i WOULD LIKE TO SEE A HORSE DANCE *****
This music made for animals will be available to purchase at pet shops around the world.
Does anyone know if animals hear the same as us.
2. Music for fruit
These cds could be sold in fruit shops
3. Music for plants
These could be sold in shops that sell plants
4. Music for clothes to listen to
Teeth
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Wizard MaC
from Middelburg on 2001-08-30 10:58 [#00027771]
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These ideas are fun and inspirating!
May the horse be with you...
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from a bird cage on 2001-08-30 23:22 [#00028003]
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Bats would make great music due to their high pitch being beyond human perception. And elephants could provide the base, being below the pitch of human perception. Have you ever played "space station: silicon valley" for N64. In it you are a microchip that can control different robotic animals (dogs on skis that shoot miscles, hyenas that have a laughing attack, hippos that lay land mines etc.) Anyway, in the levels there ARE speakers in some places and when you get near them, the music gets louder. You can blow them up.
Too bad you didn't think of the niche for people that enjoy snot rocket shooting scary face paint wearing shock value rock stars before maralyn manson. There really are different niches in music sales. The last one mentioned would be akin in nature to... the blenny, a species of fish that has found the niche pretend to be a parasite remover off larger fish (mutual) but instead takes a bite of the fish and runs. Or maybe a dung beetle, hey it's possible to live off poop so why not exploit the niche? You should keep with that picture song niche, where you make pictures but say they're songs, and everyone thinks you're a genius!
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[REFLEX]
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-31 02:31 [#00028046]
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Id buy many cds for MUSIC FOR ANIMALS and listen to them backwards while watching the farm channel and turn into a horse. we can dance...
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Barrett, Syd
from Toronto on 2001-08-31 07:56 [#00028126]
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i've copyrighted your idea cause i'm a dick.
BOOYA!!!!!!!!!
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wizards teeth
on 2001-08-31 09:35 [#00028145]
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I did not bother copyrightng it as i realised animals don't own coins as they have no jobs, except for shire horses.
Who will join my campaign to protest that animals that work should be payed ?
****NO MONEY FOR HORSES****
****WAGES FOR SHIRE HORSES NOW****
Join my protest then horses wll have money to buy houses and cars and join in the fun.
Bye bye
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[REFLEX]
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-31 10:45 [#00028161]
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I will help
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Baron Von Picklefoot
from The Baron Got a new computer !!!! on 2001-08-31 12:03 [#00028174]
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Do you think plants can dance ? Do you think they are dancing when we are not looking at them ???Sometimes I come home after a long day of work and find my plants moved and my radio on it just make me think sometimes "THE BARON HAS SPOKEN
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[REFLEX]
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-31 18:28 [#00028253]
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Probably.... they dance real good?
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