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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 10:54 [#00431906]
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I have got 2 fathers, my girlfriend thinks im a girl because i think im pregnant but i suspect her of being male and my dad thinks im gay..
but what if im supposed to be gay, my girlfriend says im a female so does that make me a lesbian? or do i still like men in my female form so ill be hetero again?
so the problem is, if i really am pregnant, my girlfried must be a male so do i still like her then
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-11-07 10:55 [#00431910]
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what the hell?
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 10:56 [#00431912]
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probably...
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 10:57 [#00431914]
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what are the odds do you think? id say 50 - 50 but with two gay dads you never know
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-07 10:58 [#00431916]
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i think you arre a hetrro, homo, lesbian, she-male with piles.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:02 [#00431925]
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I think you are omnisexual. If it moves, f**k it.
(And I'm in winschoten, thats in the northeast of holland)
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:04 [#00431926]
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kwoon in rotterdam
nouja schiedam eig
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-11-07 11:06 [#00431929]
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And Jaroen accuses me of wasting time...
*rolls eyes*
BTW, check out my "Ze names for beefy, but brain-dead heroes" thread...:)
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:06 [#00431930]
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hehehehe
this is a ode to all time-waisting topics
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:07 [#00431931]
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But... How did you ever get pregnant? Didnt your girl use a condom???
tsk tsk tsk...
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:08 [#00431933]
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problem is pregnancy tests only work on females
and since i think im somewhere in between, should i trust the results?
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Inverted Whale
from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-11-07 11:09 [#00431935]
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If the US chat shows knew about this, there would be a bidding war.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:09 [#00431936]
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divide your test results through 2, since you're only half a girl/half a man...
Jaroen, are you on IRC maybe?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:11 [#00431938]
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msn, rombouts@kabelfoon.nl and im running my winmx client, im on the aphextwin fileserver if you've heard about it
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-07 11:12 [#00431940]
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you are a man who has been forced to assume the role of a woman due to your girlfriend having rather masculine traits. which acounts for your father getting mixed up. i can't see any problem really.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:14 [#00431941]
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JAroen, do you often bid on marktplaats.nl on midi-stuff or maybe in the interface magazine?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:15 [#00431943]
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i wish i couldnt eather
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:16 [#00431945]
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ehhhh no
i wish i had money, then i would. you got msn?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:16 [#00431946]
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yes, i see now
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RetuoW
from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 11:42 [#00431959]
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There are sooo many Dutchies here, i feel at home :)!! BTW you should put your family in a big brother house or something like that, it would give enormous ratings hehe!
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 11:58 [#00431974]
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problem is pregnancy tests only work on females
and since i think im somewhere in between, should i trust the results?
This test works for men: you have to stick a sausage up your bum for a few minutes, then pull it out.
If it looks like something's been gnawing at it, you're pregnant. Or you've got tapeworms the size of eels.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 12:00 [#00431976]
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You should also be able to draw some conclusions about yourself on how much you enjoy the test.
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RetuoW
from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 12:00 [#00431977]
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hehe lol, but how do you know? ever tried it yourself (or maybe on someone???)
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 12:04 [#00431985]
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wouter! eh i mean retuow! you live!
hello
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RetuoW
from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 12:07 [#00431995]
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yep it's true i've returned
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 12:08 [#00431997]
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long time no see
skate, tape & destroy day tomorrow!
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 12:11 [#00432009]
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Hey, I'm just real scientific, is all.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-11-07 12:15 [#00432016]
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wtf? this thread is blowing my mind
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 12:16 [#00432018]
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you havent downed all epilepsy pills at once havent you
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uzim
on 2002-11-07 12:23 [#00432034]
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i like androgynous people.
and this is off topic but i wonder whether people with cat ears can use headphones..? =' . '=
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 12:29 [#00432045]
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Here is some public health info that could help...
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RetuoW
from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 12:33 [#00432048]
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the use other headphones, ones that fit round there ears.....(i learned that from my cat whom i can speak with)
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rez
from here on 2002-11-07 12:34 [#00432049]
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ik kan er nie aan uit !!!!!
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2002-11-07 12:44 [#00432057]
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send them over, I'll take all of 'em post haste
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2002-11-07 12:51 [#00432065]
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"I have got 2 fathers, my girlfriend thinks im a girl because i think im pregnant but i suspect her of being male
and my dad thinks im gay..
but what if im supposed to be gay, my girlfriend says im a female so does that make me a lesbian? or do i still like men in my female form so ill be hetero again?
so the problem is, if i really am pregnant, my girlfried must be a male so do i still like her then "
woozietacular!
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skyfarmer
from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-25 03:44 [#00570080]
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hahaha, like that Sheckley novel about a guy who got into Random Space
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JF Jasson D
from Vatican City State (Holy See) on 2003-02-25 05:37 [#00570169]
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wow. you seem to have watched alot of talk shows.
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