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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 10:54 [#00431906]
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I have got 2 fathers, my girlfriend thinks im a girl
because i think im pregnant but i suspect her of being male
and my dad thinks im gay..

but what if im supposed to be gay, my girlfriend says im a
female so does that make me a lesbian? or do i still like
men in my female form so ill be hetero again?

so the problem is, if i really am pregnant, my girlfried
must be a male so do i still like her then


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-11-07 10:55 [#00431910]
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what the hell?


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 10:56 [#00431912]
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probably...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 10:57 [#00431914]
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what are the odds do you think? id say 50 - 50 but with two
gay dads you never know


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-07 10:58 [#00431916]
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i think you arre a hetrro, homo, lesbian, she-male with
piles.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:02 [#00431925]
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I think you are omnisexual.
If it moves, f**k it.

(And I'm in winschoten, thats in the northeast of holland)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:04 [#00431926]
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kwoon in rotterdam

nouja schiedam eig


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2002-11-07 11:06 [#00431929]
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And Jaroen accuses me of wasting time...

*rolls eyes*

BTW, check out my "Ze names for beefy, but brain-dead
heroes" thread...:)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:06 [#00431930]
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hehehehe

this is a ode to all time-waisting topics


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:07 [#00431931]
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But...
How did you ever get pregnant? Didnt your girl use a
condom???
tsk tsk tsk...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:08 [#00431933]
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problem is pregnancy tests only work on females

and since i think im somewhere in between, should i trust
the results?


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-11-07 11:09 [#00431935]
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If the US chat shows knew about this, there would be a
bidding war.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:09 [#00431936]
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divide your test results through 2, since you're only half a
girl/half a man...

Jaroen, are you on IRC maybe?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:11 [#00431938]
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msn, rombouts@kabelfoon.nl
and im running my winmx client, im on the aphextwin
fileserver if you've heard about it


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-07 11:12 [#00431940]
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you are a man who has been forced to assume the role of a
woman due to your girlfriend having rather masculine traits.
which acounts for your father getting mixed up. i can't see
any problem really.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-07 11:14 [#00431941]
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JAroen, do you often bid on marktplaats.nl on midi-stuff or
maybe in the interface magazine?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:15 [#00431943]
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i wish i couldnt eather


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:16 [#00431945]
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ehhhh no

i wish i had money, then i would. you got msn?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 11:16 [#00431946]
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yes, i see now


 

offline RetuoW from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 11:42 [#00431959]
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There are sooo many Dutchies here, i feel at home :)!! BTW
you should put your family in a big brother house or
something like that, it would give enormous ratings hehe!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 11:58 [#00431974]
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problem is pregnancy tests only work on females

and since i think im somewhere in between, should i trust
the results?


This test works for men: you have to stick a sausage up your
bum for a few minutes, then pull it out.

If it looks like something's been gnawing at it, you're
pregnant. Or you've got tapeworms the size of eels.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 12:00 [#00431976]
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You should also be able to draw some conclusions about
yourself on how much you enjoy the test.


 

offline RetuoW from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 12:00 [#00431977]
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hehe lol, but how do you know? ever tried it yourself (or
maybe on someone???)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 12:04 [#00431985]
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wouter! eh i mean retuow! you live!

hello


 

offline RetuoW from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 12:07 [#00431995]
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yep it's true i've returned


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 12:08 [#00431997]
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long time no see

skate, tape & destroy day tomorrow!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 12:11 [#00432009]
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Hey, I'm just real scientific, is all.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-11-07 12:15 [#00432016]
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wtf? this thread is blowing my mind


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-11-07 12:16 [#00432018]
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you havent downed all epilepsy pills at once havent you


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-07 12:23 [#00432034]
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i like androgynous people.

and this is off topic but i wonder whether people with cat
ears can use headphones..? =' . '=


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-07 12:29 [#00432045]
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Here is some public health info that could help...


 

offline RetuoW from behind you (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-07 12:33 [#00432048]
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the use other headphones, ones that fit round there
ears.....(i learned that from my cat whom i can speak with)


 

offline rez from here on 2002-11-07 12:34 [#00432049]
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ik kan er nie aan uit !!!!!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-11-07 12:44 [#00432057]
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send them over, I'll take all of 'em post haste


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-11-07 12:51 [#00432065]
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"I have got 2 fathers, my girlfriend thinks im a girl
because i think im pregnant but i suspect her of being male

and my dad thinks im gay..

but what if im supposed to be gay, my girlfriend says im a
female so does that make me a lesbian? or do i still like
men in my female form so ill be hetero again?

so the problem is, if i really am pregnant, my girlfried
must be a male so do i still like her then "

woozietacular!



 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-02-25 03:44 [#00570080]
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hahaha, like that Sheckley novel about a guy who got into
Random Space


 

offline JF Jasson D from Vatican City State (Holy See) on 2003-02-25 05:37 [#00570169]
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wow. you seem to have watched alot of talk shows.


 


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