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offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-11-03 13:27 [#00426344]
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Everytime a reindeer gets eaten Danny DeVito shrinks a bit.

 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-11-03 13:31 [#00426347]
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haha, w M w is hilarious!! :)

 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-11-03 13:34 [#00426352]
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If a female pornstar where to actualy have a real orgasm the
sun would get sucked into a black hole and life as we know
it would sease to exist in a matter of 2-3 minutes.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-11-03 13:35 [#00426353]
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I agree =)

 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-11-03 13:54 [#00426361]
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Ah! i didn't read the first post carefull enough.
You mean something like this?

"When i went inside this morning to watch the moon rise i
didn't notice that my back hurted like hell."


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 00:29 [#00426853]
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fanks thor your effort. I ran out of points so you'll have
to settle for mints. (no mint for qrter though... just to
show that the rating system is indeed biased:)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-02 11:24 [#00846418]
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"if I get my assistant pregnant, can I take
maternity leave?"
(from a comedy central advertisement)

ludicrous points:

1) the idea of a male taking maternity leave

2) asking this absurd question seriously to one's employer,
ignoring the fact that they can fire/ not hire/ you if they
think you're an idiot.

3) frank implication of a complete dislike of working, given
that any loophole including maternity leave is being
considered.

4) implying using of company time to have sex with
co-workers

11 words

=4/11

 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-02 11:26 [#00846421]
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i love you w M w

 

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