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uiooa on 2001-08-19 02:26 [#00023063] | |||||||||
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im pretty fucking shure too; if only i lived in london |
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fruit cake from aileron on 2001-08-19 02:27 [#00023064] | |||||||||
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go on then .. |
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uiooa on 2001-08-19 02:39 [#00023068] | |||||||||
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its really not that fucking hard to figure out, going on the limited amount of information which rich divluges in his interviews. hint hint.. read his interviews, in particuluar one where he talks a bit about windowlicker before it came out and him quitting the music business. from there, it's nothing a little willingness, a search engine, and a ticket to london can't handle. the real question is, what do you do when you get to his place? "oh hi richard, i love your music, you are the greatest" [door slams in your face] hah. |
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Traivs Bickle on 2001-08-19 04:08 [#00023075] | |||||||||
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....or you could stab him to death and cut the skin of his face and sew it over your own head, then take his place as a slightly deformed Richard releasing shit album after shit album, eventually leading to your substance abuse and often commiting random acts of beastiality on neighbour names, slowly you pick your self up and starting working as an Asian call boy(despite not actually being asian) and eventually find yourself working as a reporter for the Sunday times, there you meet Bob Anderson, chemistry is explosive, you begin a gour month homo sexual affair which ends when Bob kills himself with a kitchen fork. From Bob's death, you spend your years from 2010-13 as a recluse and enivitably resorting back to your old drug and beastiality problems. While using a computer, you realise that you're a pedophile attracted to your girls 0-3, you start a large collection og child porn and build out from there, created a larged child porn ring then that of Jesus. People begin to refer to you as "Peddy" and a warrant is issussed for your arrest, permitted because of unpaid beastiality tickets stemming as far back as 2002, you flee to France where your head falls off and, of course, you die...... |
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Joyrex from joyrex.com of course! on 2001-08-19 04:19 [#00023078] | |||||||||
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He moved. Has a house in Wales now. |
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The Grey Gentleman from Eugene, Oregon on 2001-08-19 06:46 [#00023083] | |||||||||
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When you go to his house and knock on his front door, ask him to sign your Boss DR-550 and your mini Casio keyboard with those silly yellow percussion pads! And then sing Come To Daddy to him while prancing around in his front yard, like a show horse. |
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Pitch in Retrograde on 2001-08-19 09:08 [#00023097] | |||||||||
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you can't really go by what he says in interviews. he throws so much bullshit out there its quite hard to decipher whats true and what isn't, if any of it is true. |
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geonime from geoworld on 2001-08-19 09:23 [#00023100] | |||||||||
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If I went to his house I'd take a 1000ft statue of him and beat him with it. Then I'd take him to the nearest railway station, attach his arsecheeks to each rail with nails, use a pole to hold his arsehole open wide, then wait for the next train to come by and go right up his arse. Now that's what I call a fisting! -or- I would take my demo CDs and DEMAND to be signed to Rephlex. If he refuses, I'll take the CDs out of BAG B. They are exactly the same but SHARPENED AT THE EDGES and I'd cut the top of his head off then eat his brain. The extra brainpower would cause me to be really great with electronic music, and I'll call myself "Richard D Marmajuke James" cos it's disrespectful to RDJ to not include "Marmajuke" cos he's dead now and I'll make a song called "Man/Woman tune" and put a picture of RDJs bleeding head on it AS A TRIBUTE ooh the craziness transfers.. Mmm, I've had a bit too much coffee and not enough sleep, I think! |
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Spellcheck on 2001-08-19 09:44 [#00023103] | |||||||||
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"pedophile"=paedophile; "beastiality"=bestiality |
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Dark One from Dark Depths of Hell on 2001-08-19 11:26 [#00023110] | |||||||||
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Your all quite fucked up aren't you? See you soon. |
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Winows Spell Check on 2001-08-19 13:00 [#00023116] | |||||||||
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Dear Spellcheck, "Pedophile" spelt 'p-a-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e' is the Australian way of spelling it. Just like how you retards spell "jail" as "g-a-o-l." The same goes for "beastiality." Have a nice day, C64 Spell Check. |
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Bertrand Russell on 2001-08-19 21:31 [#00023159] | |||||||||
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The spellings given by Spellcheck are also used by the English. Considering that this is the ENGLISH language, it seem somewhat churlish to disagree that these are correct. Also, these spellings are consistent with the words' respective etymologies. P.S. Windows is the tool of the devil. |
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geonime from geoworld on 2001-08-19 22:12 [#00023163] | |||||||||
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Yes. Americanisms are less correct than proper English. |
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God Lord Jahova Boy on 2001-08-19 22:18 [#00023166] | |||||||||
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Yeah, FUCK OFF you yankee cocksuckers. |
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nekta on 2001-08-19 22:39 [#00023174] | |||||||||
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i like in a tree, a nice big one (cos i can afford it) |
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Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-08-20 03:01 [#00023214] | |||||||||
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i went to his house once, and he pulled a shotgun on me. don't bother him. he gets pissed easily... |
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Get a fucking LIFE on 2001-08-20 07:48 [#00023243] | |||||||||
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Have some respect fro the man. |
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Barrett, Syd from Toronto on 2001-08-20 10:12 [#00023263] | |||||||||
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HAW HAW HAW HAW. it's a fuckin msg board. who cares. |
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tell me where he lives..... im at uni in london,. and we go to 'ministry of sound' which aphex said was round the corner from him, him and his mates threw water bombs onto the queue or something.... but i cudnt see a disused bank anywhere!!!! tell me!!! |
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umm.. try the abondoned bank with the teddy bears in the window. |
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oh sorry i didnt read the last line.oops |
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fool of a took! |
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Apparently he lives in the Gower. |
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he drives a tank and lives in a bank! |
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Gower?? i dont understand.... |
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In Wales. He moved. |
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go on a weekend and look for the waterballoons, or the local pubs. |
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why is he in wale? he cant be there permanantly ..... all his links are in london !!! ok, so anyone know where squarepusher lives? :-) |
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in a box underneath a bridge |
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They BOTH live at my house We have tea parties together all the time Its beatiful |
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hahahaha I R speee;z goodsalkmcv a sayyay! Brewitiphul Beautiful |
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