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Its time to try this again I think...lets see how far we can get... Once upon a time, there was this girl and she had a .... |
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big cake implanted in her brain which made her... |
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........life. The end. |
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you screwed it up!!!! |
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that's a nice short story |
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everyone, continue where Murray left off please. |
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it was just a bad idea man |
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what kind of cake ? |
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it wush a good idea o.o don't do that again or i'll ring ya neck!!!!! ;) Tony: Blackforest Cake |
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hmm tasty |
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spontainously breakdance. When people saw her, they... |
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premiscous and virile. one day she went to the cake shop and.... |
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burst out laughing cos the candles on the cake spelled out 'twat' |
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lol it's fecked now |
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turned up the music and danced with her. she went to the punch bowl and a guy came up to her. he said....... |
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"christ you're ugly" then he proceeded to... |
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"What kind of cake is it in your head?" She asked "How do you know?" he said... |
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may i taste your cake... |
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"Why don't you get out of my fuckin face, you cake-headed bitch?!" |
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kick her in the head... |
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this is all getting a bit Burroughs |
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Then all of a sudden, Monkeys grabbed the man and took him off to their secret Lair, the girl was shocked and... |
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(Tolstoyed, put that line with your avatar...im laughing so much im crying!! do it man!! they both work so well!!!!) |
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The girl naturally was horrified so she reached for her handbag and from within she drew a large... |
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proceeded to do the baldy babboon dance, but forgot to light the candles so.... |
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vibrating Female Moneky Doll which made so much noise, peeople could have sworn it was a... |
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hehe can't do it now, im at work :) |
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celine dion... |
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remix of Come to Daddy |
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...whailing at full volume. Brandishing her celine dion the girl screamed... |
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(i will merge the two of the answers together) no one had heard Celine Dion sing like that, so they asked the cake headed girl "Where di you get that vibrating monkey doll from?" she replied... |
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fuck this is shit... |
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"I bought on amazon along with my Nimbus 2000" |
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"I am a BANANA! I have a vagina full of CENTIPEDES!!", then she went on to... |
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shit *whipes tears from eyes* |
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(ROTFLMAO!!!!! @ TONY) |
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...then the cake headed girl exploded due to too much icing inside her brain from all the breakdancing. The End...kinda |
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... TADDAAAAA ! |
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(@ Paco too!!!!!) |
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is this good enough to publish? |
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...they shot at afgan president karzai, but missed, then his US bodyguards shot back and killed 3 people, then... |
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I'm putting that in my avatar |
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(Tol this is beyond publishing! i want to see a movie of this thread!!!!!) |
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robin williams could be little girl |
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the cake head or the one with centipedes? |
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depends if this is going to be an kiddies or an horror movie |
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so lets review the story Once upon a time, there was this girl and she had a big cake implanted in her brain which made her spontainously breakdance. When people saw her, they turned up the music and danced with her. she went to the punch bowl and a guy came up to her. he said "What kind of cake is it in your head?" She asked "How do you know?" he said "Why don't you get out of my fuckin face, you cake-headed bitch?!" Then all of a sudden, Monkeys grabbed the man and took him off to their secret Lair, The girl naturally was horrified so she reached for her handbag and from within she drew a large vibrating Female Moneky Doll which made so much noise, peeople could have sworn it was a remix of come to daddy by celine deon. No one had heard Celine Dion sing like that, so they asked the cake headed girl "Where did you get that vibrating monkey doll from?" she replied "I am a BANANA! I have a vagina full of CENTIPEDES!!", then the cake headed girl exploded due to too much icing inside her brain from all the breakdancing. The End...kinda |
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how about a horror movie FOR kiddies? :) |
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rats he beat me to it |
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This is the best story thats ever been told.........EVER |
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