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offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:16 [#00377952]
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If you had three wishes that can be ANYTHING YOU LIKE ,
what would they be??I always think about stupid things like
this , dont know why.My wishes would be

1)to be able to do anything i wanted when i wanted

2)health forever

3) endless wishes( im sorry it just had to be done)



 

offline dmise from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-09-04 11:21 [#00377956]
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You didn't finish your post with anon.

anon


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:22 [#00377957]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



1- To leave this world now and join my dragon friends in the
afterlife. This in turn will answer all my other wishes.

2-Material but I want the rare Aphex Twin stuff I brought up
in another topic.

3-To be able to eat chocolate without screwing my training.


 

offline uzim on 2002-09-04 11:23 [#00377958]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



1. happiness for everybody in the world :)
2. humans would stop spoiling nature
3. living in one of my daydreams... i won't tell you the
details


 

offline heptanary from the place where nobody whants (Spain) on 2002-09-04 11:24 [#00377961]
Points: 395 Status: Addict



1 eat
2 fuck
3 kill


 

offline brendan from Adelaide (Australia) on 2002-09-04 11:26 [#00377963]
Points: 157 Status: Regular



1. Never ending wishes.. But must give some code or
something like before i make a wish. Like if i got in a
verbal fight with someone, and said "I wish you were dead",
then that would suck.

2. Umm, no point, i'd pass.

3. Same as 2.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:26 [#00377965]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



lol , you noticed that? I just noticed that i didnt sign off
my normall way as soon as i posted it!! Lol silly me!

Anon


 

offline Delphium from Rauma (Finland) on 2002-09-04 11:26 [#00377966]
Points: 262 Status: Lurker



1. To leave my physical body and fly where ever i want...

2. ...and still be able to take my walkman and Aphex Twin
collection with me...

3. ...and maybe my girlfriend...


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:29 [#00377970]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



Yeah it would be annoying if you said '' Oh God i wish i was
dead'' when you was ill or something and you just died!!! so
you would have to say somthign b4 i wish.

Anon



 

offline Vit C from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:29 [#00377971]
Points: 866 Status: Regular | Followup to anon: #00377952



Oh goody Oh goody Oh goodyetc
There's always a catch with these things isn't there? Oh
well...
1)To be somebdy else for a day.
2)Have a life long supply of chocolate
3)To have powers of invisibility


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:33 [#00377978]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



who would you be ? ( you said to be some-one else for the
day)

Anon


 

offline Vit C from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:35 [#00377980]
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Sorry to be a stickler for details but... That wouldnay work
ken cause given time you'd forget I mean if you were that
ill you'd say it without thinking ken?
So it would need to be an afterthought like "I wish I were
Dead" Flamingoes! Flamingoes!!!



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 11:37 [#00377983]
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Anon good nurse.

some one else for a day... thats a neat one!

also..
To be able to fly,
and travel thru time


 

offline Vit C from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:38 [#00377984]
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Kate Winslet (shrugs shoulders)


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:39 [#00377985]
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uhhh , yes??? I'm not too sure hwo to answer a question like
that ( one i don't truley undertand , only because there are
odd words like 'ken' or 'nay' stuck in here and there)

Anon


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:40 [#00377987]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



good nurse?

Anon


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2002-09-04 11:40 [#00377988]
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1. to sit in the house every night and masturbate.

2.err

3. that's it


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:40 [#00377989]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



Hmm, It would be good to be female for a day. I'd test my
new body out feeling what it's like to be stimulated in
different ways. That would be wonderful.


 

offline Vit C from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:41 [#00377991]
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Or someone older maybe lets see (name?) an aircraft Captain.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 11:42 [#00377994]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



1) a 12" cock
2) a bucket of grease
3) a nymph


 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:43 [#00377997]
Points: 2622 Status: Lurker



no world leaders

love

no worries


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 11:44 [#00377998]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



Anon means.
adv.= soon, shortly;immediately.

Anon good nurse is from that movie Shakepeare in Love.....
I'm so very sorry.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:46 [#00378000]
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If you want a 12" cock go here.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:47 [#00378001]
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Sorry, Revamp of my old joke topic.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 11:55 [#00378014]
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princo i am indeed confused.......

Anon


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 12:00 [#00378020]
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"Anon" is just an adjective used in the Shakespeare
times....



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-09-04 12:01 [#00378022]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to princo: #00378020 | Show recordbag



It's also an abbreviation for anonymous, often seen in
poetry books.

Anon in the shakespearean sense means in the near future (if
I remember correctly :) )


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:07 [#00378029]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



ooooh i get you ..now. I'm using anon in the version of an
abbreviation for anonymous.

Anon


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:08 [#00378031]
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sorry i have a low IQ , either that or im just sloooooowww

Anon


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 12:08 [#00378033]
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Well, mine is currently 11". I just want that extra inch.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 12:08 [#00378034]
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I see.

princo ;)


 

offline uzim on 2002-09-04 12:12 [#00378037]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



jonesy > look there... ;)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 12:15 [#00378039]
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Holy Shit! Thats the worst thing I've ever seen!!! :-O


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2002-09-04 12:19 [#00378045]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



1. Let everyone understand the threat of the matrix

2. No matrix.

3. Love.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:22 [#00378049]
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lol , funny....i'd like to inform you that anything larger
than about 10'' is kinda DEFORMED and your likely to put
whatever/whoever you have sex with in extreme pain before
pleasure..

Anon


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:22 [#00378051]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



me and my mate figured it out...

Anon


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 12:24 [#00378057]
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How?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:26 [#00378060]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



It's all down to technique. If you have a large penis you
can lay back while your partner sits down on you and works
out what is best for him or her and reach perfect pleasure.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:27 [#00378061]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



well thru mesuring ... and stuff , ANYWAYS , i don't see how
, ''how'' we figured it out matters.We just did,lol..
but trust me ..there's such a thing as TOO BIG or more too
long....

Anon


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:29 [#00378062]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



Anyways , this topic is NOT about the size,width,length of
male body parts.its about WISHES...ok?
lol


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-09-04 12:30 [#00378063]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



My wishes:

Human beings all being unable to breed.

Err, that's it, actually.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-09-04 12:31 [#00378066]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



OOps, there goes my avatar, Phob must be around.


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:31 [#00378067]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



Yes, Too long for a female would be bad. 'Bump bump
*scream*' I bet a large cock would feel nice when it goes
off tho if it has the balls to match.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 12:32 [#00378068]
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HAHA!


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:32 [#00378069]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



Thats a bit evil...then agian i want to rule the world..no
joke.

Anon


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-09-04 12:32 [#00378070]
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Mmmm Much better!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 12:32 [#00378071]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Shit! I thought; the bigger, the better as far as women were
concerned. I feel totally inadequate now.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:33 [#00378072]
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then agian , sex with no worries of babies

Anon


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-04 12:34 [#00378074]
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WISHES WISHES WISHES ......THINK ABOUT WISHES!!!!!

Anon


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-09-04 12:34 [#00378075]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Hmm. I'm gonna have to shave off a few inches...


 


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