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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 15:16 [#00371169]
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Saint John the Pestilent
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Isaac
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 15:41 [#00371180]
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I know that Elton John is massive all over the world, especially the US and I'm not sure of the impression that those of you outside the UK think that we natives have of him. Pride? Happiness through association?
I'll tell you what quite a few people I know think, he's a fucking national disgrace. I implore people around the world to stop buying his god-awful, banal records so that the shameful queen will fade out of the public eye forever. PLEASE!!
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jonesy
from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-29 15:43 [#00371183]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker | Followup to Isaac: #00371180
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Here, here. that Post office advert makes me wanna puke. "For me???"
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Isaac
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 15:44 [#00371185]
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It could only possibly be redeemed if every package he received was either a nail-bomb, or weapons-grade plutonium.
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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 15:52 [#00371191]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular | Followup to Isaac: #00371185
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dont bother, the amount of makeup and wigs the fucker wears, it will be a retardant to any grade plutonium...
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core
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 15:59 [#00371196]
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he's a horrible old bitch
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Isaac
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:04 [#00371211]
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"he's a horrible old bitch" - core. What a fantastically concise, simple yet amazingly accurate observation!
He makes my blood boil, so I tend to use harsher language, such as
'What a senile, fat, rug-wearing, leering wretch of an old fucker."
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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 16:10 [#00371222]
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not to mention the ridiculous florists bill..yeuch..fruity smelling git...
if he is such a charitable so and so why not donate half his daily florist bill..I am sure it will feed a thousand children somewhere...
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core
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:15 [#00371239]
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he has frocks made out of starving african children's skin
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Isaac
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:18 [#00371245]
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He should promote his own public execution for charity, I myself would donate every worldly possesion to see such a thing.
This selfless act would go some way to redeeming his crimes against humanity
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core
from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:22 [#00371258]
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the execution should be sir elton slowly lowering into an industrial mincer to the strains of 'candle in the wind'
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flea
from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 16:23 [#00371260]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular | Followup to Isaac: #00371245
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not to mention against aesthetics..I think Dame Edna would be first in line to throw a stone at this execution hoping to make off with his spectacles collection on the cheap
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