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Elton John the stuff of Locusts
 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 15:16 [#00371169]
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Saint John the Pestilent


 

offline Isaac from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 15:41 [#00371180]
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I know that Elton John is massive all over the world,
especially the US and I'm not sure of the impression that
those of you outside the UK think that we natives have of
him. Pride? Happiness through association?
I'll tell you what quite a few people I know think,
he's a fucking national disgrace.
I implore people around the world to stop buying his
god-awful, banal records so that the shameful queen will
fade out of the public eye forever. PLEASE!!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-08-29 15:43 [#00371183]
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Here, here. that Post office advert makes me wanna puke.
"For me???"


 

offline Isaac from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 15:44 [#00371185]
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It could only possibly be redeemed if every package he
received was either a nail-bomb, or weapons-grade plutonium.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 15:52 [#00371191]
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dont bother, the amount of makeup and wigs the fucker wears,
it will be a retardant to any grade plutonium...


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 15:59 [#00371196]
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he's a horrible old bitch


 

offline Isaac from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:04 [#00371211]
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"he's a horrible old bitch" - core.
What a fantastically concise, simple yet amazingly accurate
observation!
He makes my blood boil, so I tend to use harsher language,
such as
'What a senile, fat, rug-wearing, leering wretch of an old
fucker."


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 16:10 [#00371222]
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not to mention the ridiculous florists bill..yeuch..fruity
smelling git...

if he is such a charitable so and so why not donate half his
daily florist bill..I am sure it will feed a thousand
children somewhere...


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:15 [#00371239]
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he has frocks made out of starving african children's skin


 

offline Isaac from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:18 [#00371245]
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He should promote his own public execution for charity, I
myself would donate every worldly possesion to see such a
thing.
This selfless act would go some way to redeeming his crimes
against humanity


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-29 16:22 [#00371258]
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the execution should be sir elton slowly lowering into an
industrial mincer to the strains of 'candle in the wind'


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-08-29 16:23 [#00371260]
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not to mention against aesthetics..I think Dame Edna would
be first in line to throw a stone at this execution hoping
to make off with his spectacles collection on the cheap


 


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