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Einplosfleman on 2001-08-15 17:53 [#00022153]



I have noticed that the word "retard" and variations derived
thereof are very popular on this board. So, as
acknowledgement of this, a topic for posts containing such
words! Vent your anger at Retard-away, not at other people!
I'll start us off with an old favourite: "This topic is
retarded."


 

radiowerkshop from canada on 2001-08-15 18:00 [#00022156]



slag off ya tard


 

remineinlite on 2001-08-15 18:04 [#00022158]



"I can read the first post and get it without having to hear
more of your RETARDED 'dats da shit, man' comments." -Jean
Luc Godard, Aug 15th 2001


 

S.J. Perleman on 2001-08-15 18:11 [#00022161]



Ha, it was about me sort of. The only words of, sort of,
insult I use are: fuckface, catpenis, retarded, and, i
think, I've used the word "scrotum-head" a few times...


 

Einplosfleman on 2001-08-15 18:11 [#00022162]



Haha! That's the spirit, you retards!


 

Aaron Carter on 2001-08-15 18:12 [#00022163]



"These assorted sluts, fags, dykes, and pimps know no
bounds......."


 

japes from London on 2001-08-15 18:53 [#00022167]



Aaron, are you retarded or something, you fucking retard?
You didn't use the word retard in your post.

It's hard to be a 'tard.


 

Robin Wright Penn on 2001-08-15 18:59 [#00022169]



It feels somewhat sickening that you're all using "passe" or
"unoriginal" words that I speak in something, it's like that
episode of the Simpson when Bart has sex with Santa's Little
Helper and Marge finds out and says she wont tell Homer if
he doesn't misbehave for the day......


 

Muira Puama Dlrow on 2001-08-15 18:59 [#00022170]



There's always one retard who misses the point completely.


 

David Spade's Prostate Gland on 2001-08-15 19:04 [#00022172]



I know what the fuckin' point is and i'm not going to use
that word in my posts on this topic.


 

Todd Solondz on 2001-08-15 19:05 [#00022173]



I'll live naive.


 

remineinlite from the reTARDIS on 2001-08-15 19:11 [#00022176]



Wow. We have a lot of celebrities on this messageboard.


 

leftrightronic on 2001-08-15 19:23 [#00022178]



Here's a classic .. :P

*******************************
Nu Aphex Track!!! [#1274]

Chilled from up in yo ass with the resurrection! on 00:10
07/03/2001

I spotted a promo vid for DruQs, it the song was awesome.
Its called "Weapon of Choice", and it features vocals(RDJ I
presume), and a dancing flying, pale faced man, who MTV
claimed was Tom Jenkinson's lost brother.

This vid and song are bound to top the last afx vid "Girl
Boy Song", where him and 4 other attractive teenagers dance
by an airplane.

Hope I helped!

---

leftrightronic on 05:24 07/03/2001

wow, i wish i really did have downs syndrome so i could
understand what the shit you were talking about

---

Ross on 05:42 07/03/2001

leftrightronic- i know chilled is saying some messed up
stuff, but why would having down-syndrome have anything to
do with it...i'm sorry, ive worked with a down syndrome kid
at my highschool for 3 years and he recently graduated, and
he was one of the funniest, coolest guys around..

---

m on 08:45 07/03/2001

That down syndrome comment was a perfect insult! If I had
any friends with which to engage in social intercourse, I
would use that phrase all the time, but in a humorous manner
not meant to offend those who actually have the extra
chromosome 23, myself included.

*******************************


 

Leonardo DiCaprio on 2001-08-15 19:28 [#00022180]



I love that M.


 

Geonime from the porno shelf in my local newsagent on 2001-08-15 19:38 [#00022183]



alt.retard-discussion.FUCKFACE


 

Pitch in Retrograde on 2001-08-15 19:49 [#00022185]



Rubin Woods on 20:07 08/15/2001
"Japes, if you don't like the topic then simply don't read
it, you fuckin' retard."



 

i on 2001-08-15 20:30 [#00022196]



"I'm going to see the post with the word 'retard' in the
title, I hope it's about me and my excessive use of the
word, I have no doubt it is" Jean Luc Godard 19:07 08/15/01


 

Harmful Korine on 2001-08-15 20:38 [#00022199]



This has made me so happy, I started off an hour ago by
accidnetly drinking my own urine, but now this; It's like my
own army of fuckin' retards just quoting me all throughout
the night, if I could find the appropriate George Michael
quote to sum the night up, then this would just be fuckin'
marvelous.


 

Danno from 50 on 2001-08-15 20:46 [#00022202]



djfony -mike b- from helemano, hawaii -djfony.8m.com- on
12:40 08/15/01 wow didnt take long for a retard to step in
and fuck it up eh?


 

thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-15 21:13 [#00022212]



what kind of brain dead idiot would post some thing like
this? what kind of damn fool dolt, would think this was
nessesary? whe will i stop being a fucking moron and learn
to type better, and to get ober my god damn stoopid
dislexcia? freaking ding bats writing nonsencical posts!!!
vapid fuckers jabbering endlessly like monkeys! VILLAGE
IDIOTS!!!!! MOTHER OF GOD!!!

ok, i feel better!

THANKS Retard Away! ;)


 

I'm A Girl, You Know on 2001-08-15 21:28 [#00022219]



And here's another testimonial: Retard-away has changed my
life! Now when I'm done surfing on crimson waves, I'm no
longer Ruining Every Topic After Hormonal Disturbances! No,
wait, that's RETAHD. I'm just as mentally challenged as
ever...


 

thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-15 21:30 [#00022220]



ha ha ha, i'm a girl too, I'm A Girl... ha hardy fucking
har....


 

I'm A Girl, You Know on 2001-08-15 21:37 [#00022223]



thanksoblah: Really, you'rea girl, too? You see, I'd
forgotten this as you hadn't mentioned it for a COUPLE OF
HOURS.


 

Robert Porter from Petts Wood nr. Orpington on 2001-08-15 21:44 [#00022225]



ZING!!!


 

Dr Hilliard Halliard from Trinity College, Cambridge on 2001-08-15 22:13 [#00022234]



This is all very well, but mental retardation is no laughing
matter.


 

djfony -mike b- from helemano, hawaii -djfony.8m.com- on 2001-08-15 22:17 [#00022236]



hehe keep looking :) Ive said retard plenty of times on this
board :P


 

pertcarrot from london on 2001-08-15 22:30 [#00022238]



r u fucking making fun of me?


 

thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-15 22:54 [#00022243]



i'm a fucking cunt, you know: you can kiss my ass, hoe bag.


 

Psultan Psteve on 2001-08-15 23:44 [#00022250]



You are retarded.


 

Organ Grinder/Glyph Whitey from my own little fantasy world on 2001-08-16 00:32 [#00022270]



my sister is retareded -- seriously. She is 23 and she is
autistic. It's a pain in the ass having to take care of her
sometimes because my parents always dump the responsibility
on me. But you know what? -- RETARD is a word that is
harmless unless used in a specific context.

It's just like George Carlin says --
it's not the word you should worry about it -- it's the
RASCIST asshole who is using it that you otta' be concerned
about.

And i don't think we have many rascists and prejudists on
this board so i won't worry about it.

So there, retards. ha ha.


 

Captain Beefheart on 2001-08-16 09:45 [#00022329]



It was quite distressing to wake up and see that no one had
posted on this topic for sometime, leaving it to slip of the
prestige 1-15 front. So here I am, posting to save what I
will believe(whether it is or not) is a sad dedication to
myself.

Good Day To You, Sir Retards.
Baker.


 

HazChem on 2001-08-16 10:32 [#00022338]



This topic is retarded.


 

Glass from Jesu on 2001-08-17 01:32 [#00022513]



Retarded babies should be aborted. Save them from a life of
pain and ridicule. Sometimes you have to make the unpopular
decision in order to do what's right.


 

cReedenCe clEarWater ReVivaL on 2001-08-17 11:48 [#00022642]



But they're so fun to watch!


 

Reformed Drug-Addict Steve on 2001-08-17 11:57 [#00022650]



Yeah, I was addicted to crack, I used to suck dick for coke,
sleeped in my own urine and faeces many nights... I was a
low down punk with no hope at all, I did nothing but feel
sorry for myself, I shot up without a care... but then I met
Robocop, he showed me the way, led me to the light. Thanks,
Robocop.

THE WISDOM OF ROBOCOP
"Come quietly or there will be trouble"
"Stay off drugs..."
"Stay in school..."


 

Julian Casablancas on 2001-10-11 13:44 [#00040222]



Was Robocop retarded? I suppose in a way he was.


 

Horsey on 2001-10-11 16:44 [#00040271]



Robocop is fuckin' great, I saw that 2000 film, that sucked
shit. "Come quietly or there will be trouble."


 

)mWmM)w...wMw...w(MmWm( on 2001-10-11 19:36 [#00040317]



They had a great funny song at mp3com called "I am retarded"
but I couldn't find it again, they must've deleted it?


 

Loogie from UK on 2001-10-11 21:38 [#00040334]



I think the phrase "retarded" is mainly used in the US. We
say mentally handicapped.

Apparently retards have an IQ of 70 - 85.

Phew, just scraped through on 86


 

ponk on 2001-10-11 21:43 [#00040336]



Pilchard D. Flim-Flams - Drukqs01 (Warp 12")


 

Baron Von picklefoot from The Baron got a DSL line Woo hoo on 2001-10-11 22:07 [#00040353]



I forgot it in my other pants you didn't need it did you I
got that excuse from this guy I once knew !THE BARON HAS
SPOKEN!


 


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