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wizards teeth from Inside a space ship destined for brazil on 2001-03-28 13:07 [#00001721] | |||||||||
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One day last week (Hamday [please see my new daily naming structure below] ), I ventured down to the kitchen. It was dark, it was daytime, but I had closed my eyelids as to avoid lens damage, I find this to be the most efficient method. I sometimes wear one of those beekeeper hoods to protect my eyes. I find eyes to be important, I don't want to end up like Sammy Davis Junior or Columbo. Anyway, I ventured into the Kitchen. I opened the top draw. Inside I usually find knives, spoons and rolling pins. I f*cking sh*t myself as there was a baby alligator inside, sleeping. I was about to call the army, and then I realised I had made a foolish error. It was a pair of scissors. I have learned my lesson and will be revising my encyclopaedias for approximately three hours per day. Especially the cutlery / utensil chapters. New Naming Structures Monday - Pork day Tuesday - Brisket day Wednesday - Ham day Thursday - Sirloin day Friday - Lamb day Saturday - Beef day Sunday - Poultry day |
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Velocity_Kendall from uk on 2001-03-28 13:20 [#00001722] | |||||||||
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The one thing that's made me laugh today . Thanks . |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-03-28 13:58 [#00001723] | |||||||||
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You sure it wasnt an Alligator ?, Ive heard tales of them being underspells of Voodo Witch Doctors, and been given the power of Shape-Shift to lure you into a False sense of security, only to strike when you lest expect it. Usually when one encounters such a thing in changed form it takes on the utensil lest likely to arouse suspicion, like a regular old potato pealer, though in my twenty nine years of expertise I can say that the most common utensil is the... Buy my newest novel entitled "How To Discern Alligators and Other Reptiles From Common Household Objects" For $5.99 online at Amazon.com, and do a search for other Novels by me, under my pseudonym Resta Maforkona Table |
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alan flifton from outer mongolia on 2001-03-28 14:23 [#00001727] | |||||||||
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cake and fruit spring to mind |
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woohoo :) |
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holy where have you been?! |
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blasphemy |
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i dont believe it |
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Yes, you are right, I don't believe it! |
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maybe it was a ? |
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*runs and hides* |
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OLD! :) |
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