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thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-15 22:58 [#00022244]



what did the lepper say to the prostitute?

keep the tip


 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-15 23:50 [#00022252]



that one was nasty. short jokes are the best.



 

Organ Grinder/Glyph Whitey from my own little fantasy world on 2001-08-16 00:18 [#00022261]



Aron, why the hell would you put that link here?

wait, i forgot that you're bored... nevermind then.

if you're bored, how about checking out my sites?

Organ Grinder Page

Below the Underground -- underground musicians' ring



 

Pitch in Retrograde on 2001-08-16 01:39 [#00022281]



why didn't superman save princess diana from the clutches of
death?

because hes in a wheel chair


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-08-16 04:23 [#00022295]



A guy walks into a bar.

"Ouch," he says.

ha ha ha


 

thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-16 22:19 [#00022482]



two polish men were in a park watching this dog like
hinself, you know THERE... one of the guys turns to the
other and says: "I wish i could do that..."
and the other guy says: "You might want to pet him first, he
might bite you!"

my grandpa told me that one.


 

thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-16 22:20 [#00022484]



oh, and sorry to all the polish types who might get
offended.....


 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-16 22:21 [#00022485]



Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and a
plastic bag?

A: one's made of plastic and unsafe to children, the other
you put groceries in.


 

Pitch in Retrograde on 2001-08-17 03:19 [#00022523]



whats the difference between george michael and a
refrigerator?

the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of
it.


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-08-17 04:57 [#00022544]



I keep the banana in my ear to lure the monkey out of my
head!


 

H3XAN3 from Melbourne on 2001-08-17 13:18 [#00022681]



Q What's the difference between George Michael and a
microwave?
A The microwave stops when you open the door

Q What's white and runs down the wall of a public
urinal?
A George Michael's latest release


 

infonation on 2001-08-17 13:29 [#00022685]



hevquip: Why would I want to put my groceries in Michael
Jackson? Sounds perverted to me.


 

The Joke from The Man With The Plan on 2001-08-17 16:28 [#00022717]



Q: Why do dogs "bark"? ________________ A: Because the tree
"leaves"!


 

£25 from Oyster Town on 2001-08-17 16:32 [#00022719]



Time flies
Who can?
They sit on trees
And bark.


 

Bubbles on 2001-08-17 16:35 [#00022720]



If you're reffering to a grocery bag: i'm sure if i wrapped
one around an infant's head, it would suffocate, the result
would be death, I'll test this theory with an unkown child I
find at the supermarket, he dies and i just push him under
the shelf thing and casually carry on with my daily
activities.


 

Sausage Creature on 2001-08-17 16:38 [#00022721]



A man looks at a corpse laying in the field and he shouts
"Me And Bobby McGee."

It seriously took me three years to get the joke Uma says to
Travolta in Pulp Fiction; I had to see it in writing to
fully comprehend, I laughed.


 

Wizards Teeth from Parsnip Land on 2001-08-17 16:41 [#00022722]



I recently found a child wearing a plastic bag over his head
at my local supermarket.

I could see no price tag, so I did not bother buying it.

I did comment on his lovely hat, he did not respond.

The miserable little twat


 

The Question from The Man With The Plan on 2001-08-17 16:43 [#00022723]



The one about ketchup/catchup?


 

Sausage Creature on 2001-08-17 16:52 [#00022724]



yes


 

café racer on 2001-08-17 16:54 [#00022725]



Wizards Teeth, I know you know html and computer shit, all I
need to know is how to type the shit so it adds a picture
like this (<-img->) Do you know what i'm talking about?


 


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