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thanksomuch
from over there on 2001-08-15 22:58 [#00022244]
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what did the lepper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip
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hevquip
from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-15 23:50 [#00022252]
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that one was nasty. short jokes are the best.
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Organ Grinder/Glyph Whitey
from my own little fantasy world on 2001-08-16 00:18 [#00022261]
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Aron, why the hell would you put that link here?
wait, i forgot that you're bored... nevermind then.
if you're bored, how about checking out my sites?
Organ Grinder Page
Below the Underground -- underground musicians' ring
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Pitch in Retrograde
on 2001-08-16 01:39 [#00022281]
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why didn't superman save princess diana from the clutches of death?
because hes in a wheel chair
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Aron?
from Canada on 2001-08-16 04:23 [#00022295]
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A guy walks into a bar.
"Ouch," he says.
ha ha ha
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thanksomuch
from over there on 2001-08-16 22:19 [#00022482]
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two polish men were in a park watching this dog like hinself, you know THERE... one of the guys turns to the other and says: "I wish i could do that..."
and the other guy says: "You might want to pet him first, he might bite you!"
my grandpa told me that one.
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thanksomuch
from over there on 2001-08-16 22:20 [#00022484]
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oh, and sorry to all the polish types who might get offended.....
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hevquip
from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-16 22:21 [#00022485]
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Q: what's the difference between michael jackson and a plastic bag?
A: one's made of plastic and unsafe to children, the other you put groceries in.
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Pitch in Retrograde
on 2001-08-17 03:19 [#00022523]
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whats the difference between george michael and a refrigerator?
the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it.
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Xanatos
from NYC on 2001-08-17 04:57 [#00022544]
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I keep the banana in my ear to lure the monkey out of my head!
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H3XAN3
from Melbourne on 2001-08-17 13:18 [#00022681]
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Q What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave?
A The microwave stops when you open the door
Q What's white and runs down the wall of a public urinal?
A George Michael's latest release
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infonation
on 2001-08-17 13:29 [#00022685]
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hevquip: Why would I want to put my groceries in Michael Jackson? Sounds perverted to me.
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The Joke
from The Man With The Plan on 2001-08-17 16:28 [#00022717]
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Q: Why do dogs "bark"? ________________ A: Because the tree "leaves"!
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£25
from Oyster Town on 2001-08-17 16:32 [#00022719]
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Time flies Who can? They sit on trees And bark.
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Bubbles
on 2001-08-17 16:35 [#00022720]
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If you're reffering to a grocery bag: i'm sure if i wrapped one around an infant's head, it would suffocate, the result would be death, I'll test this theory with an unkown child I find at the supermarket, he dies and i just push him under the shelf thing and casually carry on with my daily activities.
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Sausage Creature
on 2001-08-17 16:38 [#00022721]
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A man looks at a corpse laying in the field and he shouts "Me And Bobby McGee."
It seriously took me three years to get the joke Uma says to Travolta in Pulp Fiction; I had to see it in writing to fully comprehend, I laughed.
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Wizards Teeth
from Parsnip Land on 2001-08-17 16:41 [#00022722]
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I recently found a child wearing a plastic bag over his head at my local supermarket.
I could see no price tag, so I did not bother buying it.
I did comment on his lovely hat, he did not respond.
The miserable little twat
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The Question
from The Man With The Plan on 2001-08-17 16:43 [#00022723]
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The one about ketchup/catchup?
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Sausage Creature
on 2001-08-17 16:52 [#00022724]
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yes
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café racer
on 2001-08-17 16:54 [#00022725]
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Wizards Teeth, I know you know html and computer shit, all I need to know is how to type the shit so it adds a picture like this (<-img->) Do you know what i'm talking about?
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