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dude, i read this review on of the latest aphex. Shit is whack, doesn't make any sense at all: "Richard D. James is a weird guy from what I hear. I read this FAQ on Aphex Twin once, and apparently he owns this car with a gun on top of it. I don’t know if I believe that but if it’s true, that’s fucking cool as hell. I want a gun on the Spirit. Instead of running people over like I usually do, I’d have my passenger stand up and blow some fuckers away, giving the term “shotgun” a literal meaning. Like, if there was a kid playing in the road, chasing a ball perhaps, it would give me so much pleasure to watch him get torn apart by machine gun bullets instead of running him over. You can’t see the blood if he’s under your wheels unless you stop and get out of the car. There’s no time for that shit; hit and run mother fuckers! Hit and run! Oh yeah, the album. It’s long as shit, but not long with all good songs. The good songs could have all fit on one album. He could have saved the shit for his own personal collection of bad music. There are a lot of weird piano things that just fuck with the flow of the two discs. I’ve never been a fan of his slow stuff though; I’m all about the fast, weird, fucked up shit. This album is definitely worth having; however, because the good songs, are really fucking good. Buy it, then burn one cd with all the good songs. Hell, don’t even buy it, just find out what the good songs are and burn that shit." What the hell? That doesn't tell me shit about the record just that the reviewer is on crack or something. |
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MAN! It's only a review.... relax! At least he said it's worth having. |
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Still not as bad as NME reviewers... |
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>"giving the term “shotgun” a literal meaning" Hahaha. |
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Fuck a bunch of NME. |
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he WAS obviously born backwards :D |
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It's not eloquently said... but I kind of agree with this dumbass. I'd rather it be pared down to one disc. There's no real BAD tracks on it, but not everything is great. It coulda been a conTENDah! |
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Jason YOu remind me of someone I knew once. Bet you're glad I've told you this. |
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Ophecks-Agreed...but that doesn't excuse the review... |
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Ophecks is wrong in my opinion,i love the way it goes everywhere,nice piano melodies to head fuck songs to stuff just to confuse the hell outta you,sure theres a couple of not great tracks,but id rather have them on it then not,and to me the album makes sense as a whole.thats just me though.:D |
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anybody find any other weird shit on that site? i found some pictures of a guy in a bra or something. |
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lol! i'd really like to see the guy who wrote this review... it's terrible ^^ |
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he's the one in the bra. go to their archive page and click on naked ladies. i think the kid's an acid freak or something |
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i did something with one of those little theme songs ...i didnt do much though i made a little loop that goes like 'wildboy...wildboy...wildboy...wildboy..." and thats all. -diary of a mad man! |
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thanks Johnson!! he looks so... like his review... ^^ |
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"This album is definitely worth having; however, because the good songs, are really fucking good. Buy it, then burn one cd with all the good songs. Hell, don’t even buy it, just find out what the good songs are and burn that shit." wow, its almost hypnotic. he could be a good playwright, with all the rhythmical repetitions.. |
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i wrote the review and wore the bra. i wore the bra while writing the review. who wants cake? |
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... This is the kind of post that harkens back to the carefree days of Version 4, heh. |
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cake would simply be delightful, make mine carrot! |
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"I want a girl with short skirt and a looooooonnnnnngggg...jacket**** Whoops! Wrong Cake! ;.) |
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at least you didn't sing "i wanna be the girl with the most cake" |
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how come only psychos have websites? what's the deal? |
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Anyone remember the review Rolling Stone gave Drukqs? They let people give thier own reviews, and it got messy. Everyone was insulting the reviewer because they said the record was crap. The reviewer just wrote a book, so a lot of people went to Amazon.com to review thier book. So many insults. But it goes to show you how devoted AFX fans are... |
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Here, read this! http://www.rollingstone.com/recordings/review.asp?aid=20432 38 |
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Damn, that was a harsh review! |
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And another amusing tidbit to read... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0684815133/qid%3D103 0386143/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-1128977-3025404 sorry, I'd post it as a link but I forgot how... |
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i can't see it |
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i can't see the review |
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