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offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-08-23 20:42 [#00361988]
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In Guthrie, Okla., in October, Jason Heck tried to kill
a millipede with a shot from his .22-caliber rifle,
but the bullet ricocheted off a rock near the hole and
hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head, fracturing his
skull.

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In Elyria, Ohio, in October, Martyn Eskins, attempting
to clean out cobwebs in his basement, declined to use
a broom in favor of a propane torch and caused a fire
that burned the first and second floors of his house.

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Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township,
N. J., in September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured,
by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their
car. While driving around at 2a.m., the bored couple
lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window
to see what would happen, but they apparently failed
to notice that the window was closed.

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Taking "Amateur Night" Too Far: In Betulia, Colombia,
an annual festival in November includes five days of
amateur bullfighting. This year, no bull was killed,
but dozens of matadors were injured, including one gored
in the head and one Bobbittized. Said one participant,
"It's just one bull against [a town of] a thousand morons."



 

offline phiz from Liverpool (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-23 20:51 [#00361994]
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people truly are fucked in the head


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2002-08-23 20:53 [#00361997]
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hahahahahahha

tsk tsk tsk


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-08-24 02:18 [#00362450]
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"It's just one bull against [a town of] a thousand morons."


hahahahahahaha


 


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