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offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:13 [#00343764]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



I have consulted the FAQ
I have searched the threads
I have tried to fathom it for hours, yet I see no pattern

what order do people appear in on the userlist?


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-08-10 07:15 [#00343765]
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i expect that.... you are the first one and the others are
ummmmm.............



 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:16 [#00343767]
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Im always at the top dammit!
its like riding at the front of the bus I just dont like it!


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-08-10 07:18 [#00343769]
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yeh... the user is first for example... on my list i am
first ,on your list you are first


 

offline Smyrma from Beloit, WI (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:19 [#00343770]
Points: 2478 Status: Lurker | Followup to xtiaan: #00343767



No you dumb bastard; I'M at the top


 

offline binarydreamer from Littleton (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:20 [#00343771]
Points: 93 Status: Regular



i'm above you in my world.. you must be the top of your own
user list.
as for the others.. last login?


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:22 [#00343775]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



oh ok, well that explains the first
what about the rest of em?
is it how long theyve been registered, are they arranged
according to height, shortest to tallest? is it something to
do with what we are wearing?
is there some moderator sitting there 24/7 fiddling with the
thing ?!

Ill never sleep again


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 07:26 [#00343780]
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I'm at the top now. Everytime you log in, you're shown at
the top. Next person to log in is THEN at the top. And
everyone is pushed down the list until they use the board
again, you know, refresh or click back or whatever.

Right now, Steve and Princo are logged in but haven't done
shit on here in a while, down there at the bottom of the
list.


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:31 [#00343788]
Points: 500 Status: Regular | Followup to Ophecks: #00343780



ahhh you are truly deserved of your wizard status mighty
ophecks

*looks up at you in awe*

oh hang on down since im eternally damned to be at the top

Im glad we all of us are riding in the front of the bus
together though
I was getting paranoid


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-08-10 07:31 [#00343789]
Points: 21427 Status: Regular



The alias ranking list has been designed to reflect the
inborn psychological tendency of individuals to think they
are the best. When each individual sees their own name at
the top, they assume it is because they are the best. This
creates incentive in the form of rewarding praise to keep
returning. The research and effort put into this system was
done by Syna Co. Their revolutionary subconscious
advertising propaganda for Syna products goes on in the
background of this site when you read messages, but most
people don't know it.


 

offline binarydreamer from Littleton (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:33 [#00343793]
Points: 93 Status: Regular



big brother is watching

tsitnedruoyllik


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:36 [#00343796]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



it all kinda backfires if if your not the sort of individual
who assumes that they are the best though doesnt it



 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:42 [#00343802]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker



They actually are listed with the people who logged in most
recently at the top, and when someone new logs in they move
down...
And your always at the very top...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-08-10 07:45 [#00343804]
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I always wonder, ''what the FUCK could the people at the
bottom of the list be doing? Who are they fucking? How long
does it take them to masturbate? What porn site are they
surveying while ignoring the board? When is that bottom
person going to get back from the bathroom? Why are they
ignoring Aphextwin.nu? Will they NEVER come her again? Have
they killed themselves? Overdose or shotgun? Have they
hacked the site to make it appear that they're last? Are
they asleep? Is their computer broken? Did they forget to
log off before leaving the house?''


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-08-10 07:46 [#00343806]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker



Am I at the bottom?


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2002-08-10 07:48 [#00343810]
Points: 500 Status: Regular | Followup to Ophecks: #00343804



oh god i never thought of it that way
wtf ARE they doing?
*is paranoid again*

Im so not going to sleep tonight
where are my pills?


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-08-10 07:50 [#00343811]
Points: 818 Status: Regular



kelidevi is on my list... he must be doing some polishing


 

offline uzim on 2002-08-10 17:39 [#00344054]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i've been 2nd in the user list once.
behind supreme.

why? i don't know.
my computer must prefer him to me.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-08-10 17:53 [#00344071]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular | Followup to uzim: #00344054



ah ah aaah !
Everyone prefers me .
=o)


 


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