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rob fragilenine from a warm place on 2001-08-07 17:06 [#00020290] | |||||||||
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16384x Barry Fox's eyebrows. I must point out that this is a multiple of 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048, 4096 and 8192. I will be selling his eyebrows in packs of the above numbers. I will sell these for approximately 7.07 cents per eyebrow. 1x Letter 'O' from Roy Orbison's latest album - will trade for piece of plastic with the words 'I eat pumpkins' scratched on it. 0.97234003x Unused Iron Maiden guitar solo - will trade for Gene Simmons' hair. 8x Helmet used by Jim Carrey during the filming of 'Grease' - will trade for video of Tom Cruise having dinner with a banana peel. 3x Electricity in a jar. Back by popular demand. Get some before they run out. Only 3 left! Will trade for the broken left middle finger of Nicholas Cage. Tomorrow I will go to the market. If anyone wants one of the above items, I suggest you meet me by the chicken glove stall. I will be the duck-shaped object with cement clothing standing in the corner holding a phone between my chin and the nearest violin, stretching my vocal cords just to reach the envelope that is on top of the fridge. I will also have with me the complete works of Professor *()(S){}{[sie}n?:":. If anyone wants to trade that, I suggest you bring a copy of GhBepto093S by the Choir of HoyYUM Trystou. I once tried playing Roy Orbison records backwards in my gramophone out the front of my house. I failed, however, to stand on one leg and rotate 90 degrees in the direction that a horse was dismantling. However, I did succeed at jumping on my roof and then I oinao snejqwu anjhe alkjfpw rhWROf it eRTud jfs njkgpoemn io[rp[mns lkjfjsiue iohjd xjhfdkj shglkserTSERf gsTys ys tjhy Fy tysYSyshuits T stiFDS fthfgSr giRGS jirsGRSGr *cough*. |
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Barry Fox on 2001-08-07 17:15 [#00020291] | |||||||||
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Hello Mr. Nine, Am I able to get a copy of that remix you made for me from the net anywhere? As I would like to here it |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-07 17:16 [#00020292] | |||||||||
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i will trade you a loaf of bread made from iron hats for one of your jars of electricity. it depends if the current is AC, DC, or looks like arnold thatcher. if you have the time, my minstrel looking funnily at elks is of value and you may want to purchase it to. perhaps we shall discuss this at the derby? i believe h.g. wells will be dissecting a shoe horn with his lovely assistant, a wall socket. |
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Dodecha from Norway on 2001-08-07 17:16 [#00020294] | |||||||||
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Are you sure you haven't eaten something you weren't supposed to? |
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phobia is mentally ill |
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