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Mr Biffo on 2001-08-06 14:17 [#00020098]



There once was a singer called Thom / Whose eyes were all
off and all wrong / When he sang 'No Surprises' / The eyes
changed in sizes / And burst when he sang 'Pyramid Song'


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-08-07 03:42 [#00020205]



There once was a man named Magoo / Who slept one night in a
canoe / A woman came from Venus / And played with his penus
/ He woke up all covered in goo.

I'll tell you the SCARY thing about this limerick, my earth
science teacher told it to me after class looking straight
at me and talking real slow. I was in eighth grade...I ran
outta the room but it was a hilarious story to tell my
friends...ahh the good old days.


 

Xanatos from NYC on 2001-08-07 03:43 [#00020206]



wait no its...

He looked up at Venus / And played with his penus / And woke
up all covered in goo.


 

Mr Biffo on 2001-08-07 16:21 [#00020280]



Wow, that teacher sounds like a real sicko. Has this
incident caused you to have psycho-sexual problems?


 

nekta from a spunky backpack on 2001-08-07 17:44 [#00020296]



i don't know but Mr Biffo is the man daddyo!


 

Peter File from the Paedoph Isles on 2001-08-07 18:30 [#00020300]



There was a big thingy from somewhere / Who did this thing
with the thing /Then something else / And something else
again / That silly big thing from thing


 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-07 18:39 [#00020302]



there was once a tramp/ who lived under a ramp/ so he met a
lamp/ which he then named harry/ and soon enough they were
married/and he promised soon/ to his favorite dumpster they
would go for the honeymoon/ then night management came out
and beat him to death using his wife, the lamp of course,
for going through the garbage


 


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