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Mr Biffo on 2001-08-06 14:17 [#00020098] | |||||||||
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There once was a singer called Thom / Whose eyes were all off and all wrong / When he sang 'No Surprises' / The eyes changed in sizes / And burst when he sang 'Pyramid Song' |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2001-08-07 03:42 [#00020205] | |||||||||
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There once was a man named Magoo / Who slept one night in a canoe / A woman came from Venus / And played with his penus / He woke up all covered in goo. I'll tell you the SCARY thing about this limerick, my earth science teacher told it to me after class looking straight at me and talking real slow. I was in eighth grade...I ran outta the room but it was a hilarious story to tell my friends...ahh the good old days. |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2001-08-07 03:43 [#00020206] | |||||||||
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wait no its... He looked up at Venus / And played with his penus / And woke up all covered in goo. |
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Mr Biffo on 2001-08-07 16:21 [#00020280] | |||||||||
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Wow, that teacher sounds like a real sicko. Has this incident caused you to have psycho-sexual problems? |
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nekta from a spunky backpack on 2001-08-07 17:44 [#00020296] | |||||||||
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i don't know but Mr Biffo is the man daddyo! |
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Peter File from the Paedoph Isles on 2001-08-07 18:30 [#00020300] | |||||||||
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There was a big thingy from somewhere / Who did this thing with the thing /Then something else / And something else again / That silly big thing from thing |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-07 18:39 [#00020302] | |||||||||
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there was once a tramp/ who lived under a ramp/ so he met a lamp/ which he then named harry/ and soon enough they were married/and he promised soon/ to his favorite dumpster they would go for the honeymoon/ then night management came out and beat him to death using his wife, the lamp of course, for going through the garbage |
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