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You know the score. Sam was standing on the waters edge. Fuck off shouted Jane and sped off home in floods of tears. This was the first time Sam had heard his sister swear like that. After several hours of staring blankly out over the water and into the bushes and trees opposite, eaten his cheese sandwiches and an apple he got a nibble which he successfully reeled in, scooped up with the net and whacked across the head. This had indeed been an interesting day. He packed up his stuff and toddled off home with a wicked little grin. An hour later when he got home… Your turn :-? |
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Then he died |
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just a mile away from the cemetery where they buried him, an angry goose stood alone in a barn, he knew he had done wrong. |
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When he had calmd down he asked the old goose down the way what he could do to face another day. The old goose just shrugged his goosy shoulders and told him to piss off back home. He ran home in tears to his mum who told him to... |
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wash his pants, they were well manky |
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the poor young goose was then confused cuz he didn't wear pants |
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the more he thought about it he realized non of the other geese wore pants either |
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he was starting to piece it all to gether his mom was a junie |
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*junkie |
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So, after deciding never to kill or wear pants again, he changed his name to Sue and then started a Bed in Breakfast in Cornwall, UK. One day, a very special guest arrived at Sue the goose's Bed and Breakfast.... |
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whoops, only very was supposed to be italicized.... errm |
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get out |
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why? |
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what? i dun underztend! |
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Sue Scweamed and sweamed and stamped her foot starting an earthquake somewhere. Some time later out into the world popped Richard D James and ruined everything. |
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You know the score Sam was standing on the waters edge. Fuck off shouted jane and sped off home in a flood of tears. That was the first time sam had heard his sister swear like that. After hours of staring blankly out over the water and into the bushes and trees opposite, eaten his cheese sandwiches and an apple he got a nibble which he successfull reeled in, scooped up with a net and whacked across the head. This had indeed been an interesting day. He packed up his stuff and toddled off home with a wicked grin. an hour later when he got home There was no one there, along the way he went to the market and traded the fish for candy, he only liked to fish for sport, not food. The doorbell rang and sam answered it, there was a woman at the door that wanted to come inside and teach him about the church and god, he let her in, but was quickly bored and asked her to leave, as she was leaving befor the door closed his girlfriend laura showed up and walked through the door. (laura)- who was that? (sam)- just some lady trying to teach me about church. (laura)- oh shure! (sam) its true. (laura) whats that smell? (sam) i went fishing today. (laura) yeah right, since when did you start fishing again. (sam) today. laura is sniffing his shirt, his neck, face and then his hand. (laura) ahh thats disgusting (starts heaving) you been fooling around touching that woman in places havent you, and boy is she rotten, smells like sex in here you probably made it with her too! (sister enters the front door) (sister)- were have you been thought you be back sooner to apologise. (laura is walking out the door.) (sam) dont go, no, wait, Laura. (laura is gone). (sam) i was fishing waiting for a bite it took a while....... You know i was just joking. (sister) I Just barely got that CD i havent heard it at all. (sam) what was that noise anyway. (sister) its was Aphex twin. (sam) abeckes win? (sister) no, A-P-H-E-X T-W-I-N. (sam) oh. (sister) We only have one stereo remeber, and you wanted to take it fishing |
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I had to find you at the pier, i was just trying to relax but you ruined it. I just bought this CD and i was trying to check it out but you kept turning it off and turning on your crap fishing songs.(story is set in the future the album is aphex twins next album after drukqs 2004.) (sam) stereos behind the couch. (sister walks into the living room picks up the stereo goes into her room put the Cd in the player and presses play then lays on the bed, before you hear anything everything starts to fade to black and you feel ovewhelmingly intoxicated, you wakeup on your couch groggy and disoriented. Damn i must have fallen asleep, that sure was a wierd dream. |
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