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1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. 2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. 4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 5. Annually you will shake hands with 1 woman who has recently masturbated and failed to wash her hands. 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. 10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces. hmmm...... lunch time already? |
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That fifth one really does it for me. I will try to shake as many female hands as i can from now on, whhooooeeeyyy!!! |
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who puts their knob on door knobs? |
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I do when my hands are taken......saves putting things down! |
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So does that mean men masturbate more than women or that they just wash their hands less? |
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Well, when I enter a room my knob is so big that I merely walk towards a door and its pushed open. Quite handy, I'm sure you'll agree. |
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Eww...... But I don't get 7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket The others you can reasonably say, yeah, that could happen but this one is silly and pretty unlikely, as few people ever have workmen in their homes, for 22 to check your dirty laundry, a whole army of them would have to have been in your house during your lifetime.. |
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hahahaha yeah I was thinking the same thing. |
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*pukes* |
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so you ingest 80 mls of urine when swimming ? lets say there are 400 cubic metres of water in a typical 25/10 metre pool. lets also assume you accidently guzzle around the equivalent of half a pint of pool water. that means around to get your 80 ml of piss , the pool must have around 100 cubic metres of golden shower sauce ; thats around 100 tonnes of amber nectar. lets say the pool water is cycled through once every two months. during that time 300 people a day swim there. thats 18,000 swims. 180 swims per tonne of piss successfully farmed. Thats around ten pints of liquid gold per swimmer per swim..... .... ie. bullshit ;D the other ones I couldn't work out, but they are probably fabricated nonsense too. Still , its a funny and stomach provoking list , Chri5ps :) |
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eeewwww.... |
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I just got home from work, and I have started eating my supper. And after reading this topic... I have FINISHED eating my supper. Butthead. |
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