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])avidViolence from FL on 2001-08-03 11:18 [#00019490]



Ok,WOW: i did what this asks, please check this out
guys..its NUTS.oh, and it WORKS too.here you go! This is the
easiest money i have ever made =D

"A little while back, I was browsing through music boards,
just like you are now, and came across an article to this
that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks
with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought,"
Yeah, right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I
was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the
article. You then place your own name and address in the
bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least
200 news groups. (There are thousands) No catch, that was
it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people
first, I thought about trying it. I figured what have I got
to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right? Like most of us I
was a skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects
of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office
(1-800-725- 2161) they confirmed that it is indeed legal!
Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!...
within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was
shocked. In 1 week I made $25.00. By the end of the second
week I had made a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week
I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my
fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00
and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth
$6.00, and 6 stamps, I have spent more than that on the
lottery!! Let me tell you how this works and most
importantly, why it works....also, make sure you print a
copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off
of it as you need it. STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper
and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT
ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place
ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will
not be seen through the envelope to prevent thievery. Next,
place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them.
You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of
paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a
$1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service by
this. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! Mail the 6 envelopes to the
following addresses: #1) Dano 3456 Emma Rd. Bellingham WA
98226 #2) david toler at 2541 susanday drive, orlando, fl,
32812 #3) Jermaine S. 1040 Geneva Ave. San Francisco, CA
94112 #4) G. Frieday 121 Osterhout Ave. Batavia, NY 14020
#5) Brooke A. 433 Amaryllis Dr. Bloomington, IN 47404. #6)
D.Violence 2932 Scarlet road orlando,FL 32792 ;Now take the
#1 name off the list that you see above, move the other
names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR
Name as number 6 on the list. STEP 3: Change anything you
need to, but try to keep this article as close to original
as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 20
news groups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All
you need is 20, but remember, the more you post, the more
money you make! --- DIRECTIONS--- Step 1) You do not need to
re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply
put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag
your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select
'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter
into the computers memory. Step 2) Open a blank 'notepad'
file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page.
From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will paste a copy
of the letter into notepad so that you can add your name to
the list. Step 3) Save your new notepad file as a .txt file.
If you want to do your postings in different sittings,
you'll always have this file to go back to. Step 4) Use
Netscape or Internet explorer and try searching for various
news groups (on-line forums, message boards, chat sites,
discussions.) Step 5) Visit these message boards and post
this article as a new message by highlighting the text of
this letter, select copy from the edit menu and selecting
paste from the edit menu to paste it to the message board.
click the post message button. You're done with your first
one! Congratulations...THAT'S IT! **REMEMBER, THE MORE
NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT
YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 20** That's it! You will begin
receiving money from around the world within days! You may
eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of
mail you will receive. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES
ARE CORRECT.** Now the WHY part: Out of 20 postings, say I
receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made
$5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5
persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 20 postings,
each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each
of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those
25 each make 20 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5
replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now,
those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 20 with
my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make
an additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of
those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 20 letters with my name at
#2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me
$3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this
message to 20 news groups with my name at #1 and if still 5
persons per 20 news groups react I will receive $15,625,00!
With a original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! The thing
to remember is, do you realize that thousands of people all
over the world are joining the Internet and reading these
articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So can you afford
$6.00 and see if it really works?? I think so... Estimates
are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands
of those joining the actual Internet. Remember, play FAIRLY
and HONESTLY and this will work. Remember the more you send
out, the more money coming in to you!!

Do it fellas! IT WORKS SO WELL!


 

Lord Have Mercy from the Womb on 2001-08-03 11:24 [#00019491]



Yeah! I'll go to the bank right now! Try and stop me! I
CAN'T BELIEVE that such a GENIUS idea has never been done
before! Coool!

No.


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-08-03 11:58 [#00019498]



I hate this sort of shit, I will now get extremmely angry
and start yelling and cursing you in your own home, GO FUCK
YOURSELF AND YOUR GREEDY MONEY HUNGRY SCAMS.

tell me where does it end ehh ? people are just going to
keep sending other people money for no good reason huh.


 

Rephlex is god from MI on 2001-08-03 12:04 [#00019499]



It WORKS!, I did this thing months ago, this things works
like a fucking charm! no joke.


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-08-03 12:23 [#00019501]



Bah, fuck off.

i'm going to bed.



 

Peter File from the Paedoph Isles on 2001-08-03 12:53 [#00019504]



Big mistake posting your home address, Mr Violence. Now I'm
going to send you CANCER!


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-08-03 13:21 [#00019510]



thanks for that Peter File, you fucking made my day, that
was High-larious, perhaps if you do send him Cancer youll be
kind enough to send him Ass Cancer :)


 

Tome Yhork on 2001-08-03 13:44 [#00019517]



This boy has Cancer in his Ass.


 

Dodecha from Norway on 2001-08-03 14:12 [#00019524]



heard that one before


 

Lord Have Mercy from the Womb on 2001-08-03 14:22 [#00019527]



I tell you what, if everyone sends me twenty quid, I promise
to send you all forty quid back in three weeks. Honest.


 

Plawn on 2001-08-03 14:48 [#00019532]



Remember, put ONE £20 note in EACH envelope.


 

evolume from seattle, washington, usa on 2001-08-03 18:47 [#00019567]



phobiazero

how do you feel when someone dirties up your board with this
shite?


 

Thiefofalways from Germany on 2001-08-03 18:56 [#00019569]



Please, Phob, ban this person, this is fucking horrible,
goes against everything, you scam fuck, I hope you DO get
cancer in your ass and it eats up your insides and you are
forced to eat mush and shit in a bag.Fuck you fuck you fuck
you, dont come back here.Im not gonna send you cancer, im
gonna use your mail adress for every advertising scam I get
bombarded with you piece of shit.Nothing is sacred, Fuck
you,die


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-03 19:46 [#00019573]



That is so evil and ingenious. Would it actually work? What
if it did? I almost want to try it. I suppose one
possibility is that "violence" teamed up with 5 other
scamming buddies, then came up with this posting scam
without ever paying anything themselves. I don't think I'll
fork out 6 bucks. But I might think about pulling a similar
scam in the future. I think I'll investigate scams, read
about them and how they actually work, from credible sources
though. That's so wicked if you're able to make loads of doe
off of this. You deserve it for finding an ingenious loop
hole in the system. I'm kind of jealous.


 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-03 20:00 [#00019574]



i've gotten this shit before. supposedly it does work. but
to get your message out to people you gotta send out
thousands of emails too, so you have to go pay someone to do
that. i was figuring i could just send out millions of
emails asking people to send me a dollar or get my address
and a bunch of my friends too and ask people to send me
money. i'd ask for two dollars though. honestly, i think i'm
going to do this. i'll acrue email addresses from junk mail
because the people that send it send it to a bunch others
that show up in the cc and bcc thing. in a week i should
have a thousand + email victims.


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-03 20:19 [#00019576]



so you plan to send something like this?:
"hi, I'm hevquip. Please send me a dollar! Thanks, you're
the coolest."
Heh heh.
But the way violence described it, you don't have to send
out millions, you just send out 20, then the mathematics of
20 x 20 x 20 etc. functions to send out the millions of
emails. It seems mutual, like everyone benefits, but I don't
know if it would actually work. It's mighty tempting, which
means it's a successful scam. I mean you DO add your OWN
address when you send it again. But maybe this address is
send to 6 evil spamming companies. Address 1 specializes in
"one click away to horny women" spam, address 2 specializes
in "get out of debt free spam" etc. Who knows who those
addresses are posted up there, or maybe they are ACTUAL
people just like you that have played the game. Tempting...
naw, I guess not. It would take forever to open a hundred
thousand envelopes with a 1 dollar bill in each. Then you'd
be paying for a new car with five shopping carts filled with
one dollar bills or something...


 

])avid Violence from Fl on 2001-08-03 20:34 [#00019580]



Fellas? It's really not a joke. I only got 2 in the mail
today. I got 5 yesterday though. =) What do you have to
lose, that was my motto. Its a great "scam" if you want to
call it that, but it DOES work.

I'm not some automated machine. I'm a guy who wasted 6 bucks
and a couple of stamps. I'd say my total profit would be
over a hundred easy. Try it if you want, but if not: I'm
just leveling with you, your not taking free money.

No Porn scam guys =P

squarepusher,aphex,u-ziq,jega,david violence.

all parts of a worldwide musical movement - sound for
intelligent people.

=)


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-03 20:43 [#00019582]



"I'd say my total profit would be over a hundred easy."

I thought you said you made like 5 figures up in your
original post, but I suppose that's just because you copied
and pasted the post of someone else's earnings. What did you
buy with all your money, or did you only make 100$ so far?


 

hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-08-03 20:58 [#00019584]



if i send out MILLIONS of emails, i'm sure some of those
people will send me money. this would be my email:

send me a dollar! forward this email to lots of others.
maybe they'll do the same. all you have to lose is a dollar
anyways.

i might do the whole actual address thing too. i need all of
my friends to get in on this. maybe i can get a p.o. box,
then use my dads address, my moms, and my grandmas. i'll get
quadruple what i'm supposed to!


 

------ from ----- on 2001-08-03 21:04 [#00019588]



A tiny little wolf.
My twenty pieces of money.
Left.
Righy.
The tools are in my manchesters.
What did you say?


 

m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-08-04 07:28 [#00019632]



Heh heh, people are morons. They probably would.


 

Ken Shabby from UK on 2001-08-04 10:31 [#00019654]



This pyramid shit is going crazy is the UK too just
recently. Personally I would like to fucking kneecap all you
fished-in suckers.

Your minor gain is someone elses loss, and you're also
making someone very rich.
It's enough to make me turn communist.

Don't do it, it's not clever, have some dignity and self
respect.


 

visionofpanic on 2001-08-04 15:13 [#00019692]



I bet he examines his faeces


 

\/\/£!RD0 from Birmingham on 2001-08-04 15:35 [#00019694]



A couple of weeks ago there was exactly the same post on a
football message board hes obviously just 1 of these sad
morons who has nothing betta to do with his time,also i bet
uve been doing that thing for about 2 yrs and only got a
shitty amount of money to show for it i bet if u walked
along the street ud find more money then ur acctually gettin
from the shit waste of space thing ur doin rite now


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-08-04 15:51 [#00019696]



when I went to london on holiday I found 40 pounds behind
some asian tourists, then I went to tower records.

what was the point of my reply? oh yeah, found more money
than your making.


 

rob fragilenine from a warm place on 2001-08-04 16:20 [#00019698]



You have a point there, Glitch...

Mr.Violence: I have an easier idea to make money. Here's
what you do: Make good music, and then make a CD. Play a few
live shows, and sell this CD at these live shows. If your
music is good enough, people will buy your CDs. This way,
it's good for both sides, because:
a) You get money
b) People get your music
Alternatively, you could get your 'easy' money making scam
and SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT IT COMES OUT OF
YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!!!! I've had enough of these stupid
chain letter things: 'If you don't send this to 1000 people,
you'll never get laid in your life; you'll have bad luck for
the rest of your life; a raccoon-sized tennis player will
come into your bed at night and tattoo "I love Torley Wong"
onto your arm'. Fuck I hate that sort of shit, I hate it I
hate it... You know what else I hate? People writing stupid
shit on this board ('Sex On Aphex??'; the cloning
incidents). I wouldn't be surprised if Mr.Violence is the
one behind the clones, etc...


 

S.J. Perelman on 2001-08-05 09:07 [#00019839]



I want to know just how greasy you hair is and how bad your
suit looks and whether that's a genuine pencil moustache or
did you just draw it on.


 

hedtwin from manchester on 2001-08-05 12:23 [#00019861]



Peter File:lmfao!! YOU my friend, are a comic genius.


 

zetre on 2001-08-05 16:43 [#00019883]



This type of pyramid-game made about half of Albania´s
population broke a couple of years ago causing massive
riots.


 

Richard D. James on 2001-11-03 03:04 [#00048162]



So, did anyone actually end up doing this retarded "scheme"?


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/Quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-03 05:25 [#00048199]



step one = obtain hookers
step two = solicite hookers
step three = spend cash and abuse hookers



 

Retard D James on 2001-11-03 05:27 [#00048201]



I have'nt read the whole "scam-post", but it's something
about sending $1 and that he got $25.000 in one week,
right!? ...ehm.. so he got 25.000 letters in his mail
box!??? with one dollar in each letter!?? ...that's
retarded...


 

1010-1111-10 from \\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, CANADA on 2001-11-03 05:29 [#00048202]



I have a quote that suits this situation.

"If its too good to be true, then it probably is".

Piss off you greedy money seeking piece of scum off the
bottom of my ass hair. You can get all the money in the
world for all i care, but you'll still be an ass.


 

Richard D. James on 2001-11-03 05:37 [#00048205]



He kept on calling us "fellas" and sayin' "com'on fellas."
David Violence was an actual regular on this board, he
called on of his albums "Sounds For Intelligent People." I
know this because Steven Speilberg's Scrotum knows this.


 

Ophecks on 2001-11-03 05:38 [#00048206]



Ha, Peter File's post is HILARIOUS, ha.


 


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