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Juicy from UK on 2001-07-28 20:54 [#00018375] | |||||||||
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Hi there, I am a big fan of The TWIN. I am looking for somebody to have sex with while listening to Aphex. My last biyfriend had no taste and always wanted to listen to Iron Maiden (Bluurrrr) Please try and persuade me that you are the one. Looks not important, or age, (as long as your not abalding old man), just one who loves the music, also suggest the sexiest chune by Richie. Thanks. Juice. |
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Juicy from UK on 2001-07-28 21:17 [#00018386] | |||||||||
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Is this site for gay men? I am starting to think so. |
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-07-28 21:18 [#00018387] | |||||||||
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My donkey said he'll do it- for five carrots. And he mentioned doing some kinky stuff involving a salt lick. |
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VChilele on 2001-07-28 21:24 [#00018390] | |||||||||
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erm,i would be glad to have sex with random WOMEN...but...i no live in uk..so you outta luck...after all,i am a god... |
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Thom King on 2001-07-29 01:39 [#00018418] | |||||||||
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Juicy, I will rape you when you're walking home from the supermarket; all you have to do is bring a discman and whatever aphex you want to listen to. |
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-07-29 08:58 [#00018444] | |||||||||
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If you were a starfish, would you feel perfectly well off reproducing on your own, or would you still want a nice little starfish pal to cuddle with and rub your tentacles on? And if you had both male and female reproductive organs like some reptiles, what mischief would you get into? |
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Lord Winston from London on 2001-07-29 11:50 [#00018458] | |||||||||
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Now, now; let's not turn this into a whore forum, Juicy. Besides, only a really ugly woman would put out such a plea. So, your place or mine? |
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Roth Landers on 2001-07-29 12:09 [#00018464] | |||||||||
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If I did have both male and female organs, then I would have a "witty comeback" when I'm told to go fuck myself. |
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Matt Goss on 2001-07-29 12:16 [#00018465] | |||||||||
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Go fuck yourself! |
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Roth Landers on 2001-07-29 13:01 [#00018478] | |||||||||
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You haven't given me enough time to think of my "witty comeback" |
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thankssomuch on 2001-07-29 19:23 [#00018522] | |||||||||
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Im interested, which side of the stamp do you lick? Or are you a bit hotel/motel? I hope so! |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2001-07-30 00:17 [#00018559] | |||||||||
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This is a fucking hilarious thread. |
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Peter File from the Paedoph Isles on 2001-07-30 01:01 [#00018563] | |||||||||
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More accurately, it's a hilarious "fucking" thread. |
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Xanatos from NYC on 2001-07-30 01:37 [#00018567] | |||||||||
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I wouldn't quite agree that "hilarious fucking thread" would be more accurate. For you see, "fucking" was used as an adverb to add emphasis to "hilarious". I wasn't emphasizing the noun, I could not say, this is a "fucking thread" (unless I was implying dissapointment or anger towards the thread). Which would be, *scoff*, needless to say, udderly rediculous. |
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bogus on 2001-07-30 03:39 [#00018574] | |||||||||
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yeah but the thrread's about fucking... didn't you get it? |
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-07-30 05:56 [#00018579] | |||||||||
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Hey that's a good one! Quite a subtle joke, I didn't get it at first either. |
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Teoctist from network on 2001-07-30 06:59 [#00018585] | |||||||||
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cool,i like it!..tell us about u'r future results!! :))) |
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Juicy from UK on 2001-07-30 20:56 [#00018746] | |||||||||
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Well well boys, not really trying to impress a lady are you. So far Lord Winston isthe only one likely to raise my temp. I suppose you would all prefer to jack-off the aphex rather than make love! |
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Thiefofalways from Germany on 2001-07-30 21:35 [#00018755] | |||||||||
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You know, I really shouldnt be talking to anymore girls on the internet, but I spose I can share this one cause I probably wont meet any of you. I went and met a girl in the UK I met chatting like a month ago, (granted she didnt want to have sex to Aphex Twin) Anyway we hit it off ok, she asked me to come back last week. So I used my last week of paid holiday and went, and within an hour after landing at Stanstead, she went fucking ballistic on me about how much I expected from her and how she couldnt cope with life...She basicly threatened to run the car off the road and kill us both. I have another friend not too far away from where she lives and thank god she was home and let me stay at her flat, it was the craziest, scariest shit Ive ever been through. Though I think I would need large quantities of some drug to shag to Aphex Twin, as long as you dont think Im asking too much from you or try to kill the both of us, Im in! Also if I were a starfish and could do it myself, Id probably have never bought a computer and I certainly wouldnt be talking to you right now. |
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John Waters on 2001-07-31 00:20 [#00018768] | |||||||||
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It's kinda obvious that Juicy is a man with AIDS or a form of VD. |
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Bob Hoskins on 2001-07-31 00:25 [#00018770] | |||||||||
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53 year old paedophile from New Jersey looking for young boys 11-14, local area. I can not stress age limit enough, I only sodomise boys 14 and under, any older is a waste of my time. If you fit requirments, meet me in the park and I can rape you to whatever Aphex Twin album you want. But don't worry, I'm not a psycho like that girl that tried to kill thiefofalways. ;) Juicy eats cat feces. |
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Juicy on 2001-07-31 12:17 [#00018856] | |||||||||
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Bob Hoskins you are a sick fuck, go away. You are all a bunch of gay loosers! HA! |
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VChilele on 2001-07-31 18:29 [#00018894] | |||||||||
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eh,juicy honestly,im a good guy..lemme suck yo toes and rape you right up good. or something...anyway..i need more sex..havent had agood bangin since liike...3 weeks ago..so long |
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VChilele on 2001-07-31 18:34 [#00018898] | |||||||||
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juicy,whats yo age anywayz? |
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Juicy from UK on 2001-08-01 00:18 [#00018951] | |||||||||
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I'm 43 but still sexy. If your serious we could meet up. |
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VChilele on 2001-08-01 04:36 [#00019020] | |||||||||
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im sorreh,but i think youre much too old to enjoy me..or something....wow...but thats a good idea,i need to get a girl to blow off to "come to daddy",etc. |
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rob on 2001-08-02 14:20 [#00019336] | |||||||||
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Hey Im the real juicy do not listen to that fraud. I am 21 years of age, single, and with deep sexy blue eyes. Now does anyone have a tune of the afx that they would have sex to? |
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phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-08-02 14:44 [#00019344] | |||||||||
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Juicy, sounds good to me, there nothing i'd like more than to get and give a good seeing to by a sexy, mature lady who likes getting it while listening to Aphex. as long as you can handle Selected Ambient Works II for some lovin, and then Come to Daddy for some bangin. then Windowlicker for afters. i'm 30, and need it!!!! |
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Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2001-08-02 15:55 [#00019359] | |||||||||
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Pazetic loozerz. all. |
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thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-05 05:02 [#00019806] | |||||||||
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nothing like setting yourself up for a fall juicy... hey rob, what ever happened to you?? |
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thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-05 05:06 [#00019808] | |||||||||
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WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IMPOSTER?? thankssomuch?? what the fuck kiind of ass hole mron are you!? i bet you're reflex, you damnable bastard. |
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Crispin Glover on 2001-08-05 06:45 [#00019824] | |||||||||
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You could have been smart about it; you posted the "what an imposter?" post four minutes after "fake" post. Your request for attention is denied. |
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MagicDog303 from Denver, Colorado on 2001-08-05 08:53 [#00019835] | |||||||||
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Note to self: Call the next person I talk to a "Damnable Bastard". Document subject's response. |
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Crispin Glover on 2001-08-05 08:59 [#00019837] | |||||||||
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Note to self: remember them fine, fine titties.... I am not a damnable bastard. |
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=|R3FL3X|= from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-05 11:15 [#00019851] | |||||||||
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I don't fucking clone people around here. I have enough trouble as it is with some immature ass's trying to be cool or something. I don't clone people. You want to know that I dont? Email the webmaster and ask him. Youll see. |
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Groucho Marx on 2001-08-05 11:21 [#00019852] | |||||||||
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No, I don't actually want to know, but thanks for providing me with pointless information about how "cool" you think cloning is. |
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=|R3FL3X|= from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-05 11:23 [#00019853] | |||||||||
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What? what the hell is your problem? fucking stop it already. |
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=|R3FL3X|= from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-05 11:24 [#00019854] | |||||||||
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Considering youve never posted in here before and your not around at all. Its obvious. |
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Reflex's Dad on 2001-08-05 12:15 [#00019860] | |||||||||
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Actually I've been posting on this board for almost 6 months now. |
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Reflex's Dad on 2001-08-05 12:37 [#00019862] | |||||||||
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I can squeeze your prostate gland in an effort to give you cancer; that's if you want me to. |
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burt reynolds on 2001-08-05 13:07 [#00019863] | |||||||||
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this is all a bit fucking sad |
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Sylvester Stallone on 2001-08-05 13:52 [#00019870] | |||||||||
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You fuckin did it again. I have a clone everyone, we need to get rid of him before I test HIV positive. |
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Mink Stole on 2001-08-05 14:58 [#00019881] | |||||||||
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C'mon! I only find it amusing when I do it to others; so stop it. |
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thanksomuch from over there on 2001-08-05 20:02 [#00019907] | |||||||||
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oh reflex, nothing like being a fucking hypocrit, it so suits you, and for the rest of you who have so wrongly insulted me, i wil nit let it faze me toooo much... |
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=|R3FL3X|= from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-08-05 20:23 [#00019914] | |||||||||
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FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!! THAST NOT ME POSTING THAT SHIT. WHATEVER. Its time for you to get banned as well. |
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where can i find women like this in 2008 ? |
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If only you were a goth, i think it would be quite possible. |
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im looking for girls to have sex with me while listening to aphex |
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i doubt anyone could perform a sexual act while listening to aphex..it's just wrong. |
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i did it while sawII was playing in my room but i didnt care that much |
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