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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-07-28 20:22 [#00018365] | |||||||||
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I was bored at work, so I timed the number of chirps a cricket makes in a minute. My first result: 70 chirps in one minute. My second result: 70 chirps in one minute. My third result: 70 chirps in one minute. Amazing, I now know that they have been trying to communicate something to us all along, something about the number 70, clearly. What can it possibly be? *strokes chin* What can it *possibly* be... |
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-07-28 20:44 [#00018373] | |||||||||
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Humans have it all wrong. We have artificially divided time in to minutes composed of sixty seconds each. Nature obviously divides minutes into increments of 70. I'm sure it's an indirect reflection of the number of spins an electron makes at the microscopic level per unit time. I will now prepare my master's thesis. First, I just need to enroll in a college. |
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Milkman from paris on 2001-07-28 20:47 [#00018374] | |||||||||
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Have you had: Moloko with knifes in it |
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-07-28 20:57 [#00018377] | |||||||||
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I do not recall having ever had that particular beverage, with or without knives. |
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