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4 on 2001-07-28 02:39 [#00018276] | |||||||||
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i am allergic to all food, so i haven't eaten anything my entire life. my friends are always like you're missing out on so much you crackwhore. i don't see what all the fuss is about. just because i need food to live doesn't mean i have to eat. besides, i'll die if i ingest even a molecule of a substance even remotely resembling food. but it is really hard sometimes. like sometimes people walk up to me and try to pressure me into eating a steak or like pasta or something, taking the food out of their cavernous black trenchcoats jus like in the gangster movies. Then, all of a sudden, the gigantic ape slid lengthwise, utterly symmetrical, over a slab of platinum lamb. "You have so many machines, Richard!" |
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rob fragilenine from a warm place on 2001-07-28 07:51 [#00018297] | |||||||||
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I haven't got that many. Really. |
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m....M..Mw )wW(m M m)Ww( wM..M....m on 2001-07-28 08:07 [#00018302] | |||||||||
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Are you allergic to drinking stuff? Just mash up all your food to a drinkable liquid. Also, I hear that chicken paste has been a remedy for many an ailment. Eat some and see what happens. I'm sure chicken paste man!! will be happy to get you addicted to a small free sample. Afterwards, he'll put a steep price on it, the bastard. We all have our problems. I for example, am unable to urinate. |
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Earface on 2001-07-28 14:10 [#00018321] | |||||||||
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bite my bacon |
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