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yet another quotes topic ;[] "naked isn't a sometimes thing naked is an all-time thing" - Butthole Surfers |
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"men are not made for work. proof is that it fatigues them." — voltaire |
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"come on you cunts lets have some aphex acid" - richard d. james (who ever he is) |
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speaking of cunts... "I don't think there is a difference between me and Noel. He's a cunt, I'm a cunt. Don't let him spin you; he's a cunt, I tell you. I'm the one who gets made out to be the cunt, but he makes me the cunt. He pushes me to that cunt zone." — liam gallagher |
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uzim---fucking great !!! I HATE OASIS AND BOTH OF THE BROTHERS.THANKS. |
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this one's for you Jar: "You see! The myth of the killer apes is TRUE !" - Congo |
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...want ? i like oasis very much. :) |
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"'cause you know I was going to say you can get a divorce on the grounds of, erm, confiscation, you know, of the article. You just go to the local vicar and say, "Look, er, you know, I've not had me knob up Vera's cunt yet and I'd like a divorce," and, er, he writes it down automatic - goes straight through to Tescos, gets filed and you're a free man. And you can go, you know, anywhere you like, like: Fiji, or anywhere. " - Clive |
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"I love peanuts. You drink a beer, and then you're fed up with the taste. So you eat peanuts. Peanuts are sweet and salty, strong and tender, like a woman. Eating peanuts, it's a really strong feeling. And then you still feel like drinking beer. Peanuts are the perpetual movement, made accessible to men." — jean-claude van damme |
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did he realy say that ?? What a turd ! |
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haha hehe "light, in the abscence of eyes, illuminates nothing. visual forms are not inherent in the world, but are granted by the act of seeing. events contain no meaning in themselves, only the meaning that the mind imposes on them. yet, the world endures, whether or not the mind exists." - Trevor Goodchild from Æon Flux |
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"Why, it would take some kind of meglomaniacal fiend to take pleasure in wielding the tapestry of creation to focus pure energy into reality through nothing more than my own will, the rush of electricity through my being, the power-my god, the power! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIVE!" -Black Mage from 8-bit theater (http://nuklearpower.com/comic/) |
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" peace , love , empathy " - kurt cobain (suicide note) |
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"we were somewhere near barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold" - hunter s. thompson |
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"booze is the question, i dont remember the answer" -unknown "I'm just trying to shut myself out of the mediocrity that surrounds us all. You have to when a bit of plastic's all that represents you in the world." -squarepusher |
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"software is like sex, its better when its free" - linus torvalds |
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" a wise man can hear a fool coming a mile away" - street figher turbo SHUT UP |
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candy is dandy, but liquer is quicker ;-) -Willy Wonka!! |
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Bob Marley |
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hey speaking of willy wonka, where can i get a purple jacket w/ tails like his???? and a brown top hat? |
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The setting, a boyscout camp. The two leaders of the troup are sitting around the campfire with the kids, and they are both smoking cuban cigars. A women approaches and says "dont you think you are setting a bad example" and nods to the cigar. the scout leader says "no mam, it would be a bad example if i was smoking a cheap cigar" -my dad muahahahaha he rules |
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psshhhhh boyscouts suck |
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that wasnt the point of the post moron. |
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that was musical youth..... |
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forck_02lynix |
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hey cool thanks...no i know, i was just making a statement |
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sorry zeus |
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dont judge the decisions i made when i was 8 |
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im not saying that, i was in boyscouts too...i was just saying boyscouts suck...and i did enjoy your quote otherwise. |
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"I am so smart, i am so smart.......smrt...i mean smart..." Homer Simpson |
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*sung to the tune of the flintstones theme* "Homer, Homer simpson, hes the greatest guy in history, from the, town of bed rock, hes about the slam into a chessnut tree-AHHHHHHHH" *SLAM* |
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*springfield |
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"it seems to me we should both hang around.... and raise the population of this town" - chemical brothers |
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gotta add my two CENTS to the QUOTE topic..tee hee He who would leap high must take a long run. -Danish Proverb |
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what if you just have really strong legs? :) |
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“I think what Jesus was really getting at was…..” a thesis of a friend's paper, funniest thing I ever heard |
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BlantantEcho: even out of context that is funny :) |
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Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?" Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." -Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest |
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'genius sees the answer before the question' was an interesting quote i got from a movie recently. |
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shamless bump for more witty quotes: "I'm not real smart, but I can lift heavy things" |
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"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." -Homer (Simpson) |
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"to me, it's meaningless altho, ironically, i know what it means" - marlowe_23, what a prized plum! |
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oh no it go it gone bye,bye,bye -Undone (The Sweater Song) |
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ed harris: What's your name? alec baldwin: Fuck you! THAT'S my name. You know why mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. (Turns and points to Shelley) And your name is your wanting. If you can't play in the man's game, you can't close them, you go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You here me you fucking faggots?-- 'glengarry glenn ross' |
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"This topic is excellent" Me! |
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(p.s. mine wasn't actually a quote, but i thought it fit... ;-) |
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"What You Say?" -Zero Wing However funny the whole thing is, my favorite line is the "what you say?" |
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It's not really funny but probably my favourite quote is... "When everything is beautiful, nothing is beautiful" Stanley Kubrick |
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"bum! that's a bit rude. It almost sounds like..............bum!" |
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-To play this motif 840 times in succession, it would be advisable to prepare oneself beforehand, in the deepest silence, by serious immobilities. -To whoever. I forbid anyone to read the text aloud during the musical performance. Failure to obey to my instruction will provoke my just indignation against anyone so presumptuous. No exception to this rule will be granted. ---Erick Satie |
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