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Mr Stinky Edmunds on 2001-07-24 22:24 [#00017673]



[06:20] : you
[06:21] : it means i'm not a slave to a god that
doesn't exist
[06:21] : It's a way of making himself think he's cool
[06:21] : hello room
[06:21] : Hello
[06:21] : where are akk if the sinners?
[06:21] : prove he dosnt exist
[06:21] : who?
[06:21] : i've never seen him
[06:21] : who?
[06:21] : GPd
[06:21] : Bob Saget
[06:21] : prove he does exist
[06:21] : O cam
[06:21] : oh that myth
[06:21] : can you see love i bet you belive in
love
[06:21] : GPD?
[06:22] : prove he does exist
[06:22] : god sucks
[06:22] : I can't see you're ugly face, don't mean you
don't exsist
[06:22] : God eats catfood
[06:22] : how can he suck he doen't exist
[06:22] : Prove that God doesn't eat
catfood
[06:22] : people who believe in a mythical
character really suck
[06:22] : hello
[06:22] : how do u know i'm ugly
[06:22] : sup
[06:22] : I'm new to this
[06:22] : whats up woadie
[06:22] : Prove he's mythical
[06:23] : it is confusing!
[06:23] : you cant see him
[06:23] : prove he's real
[06:23] : Prove that God eats cat food
[06:23] : then leve cwagg1987
[06:23] : how do you download music?
[06:23] : go on u can't can u
[06:23] : Because if you ran this bloody world, we'd all be
dead
[06:23] : Prove that God doesn't eat
catfood
[06:23] : click download
[06:23] : prove god exists
[06:23] : come on
[06:23] : it keeps telling me I have to find a
buddy or something
[06:23] : click deez nuts
[06:23] : prove it
[06:23] : go to the help room not here
[06:24] : god socks and blows
[06:24] : there is a help room?
[06:24] : yes
[06:24] : yep
[06:24] : ohh thanks
[06:24] : God has a small penis
[06:24] : lol
[06:24] : God is circumcised
[06:24] : bigger than you micopenis]
[06:24] : God doesn't have a penis retard
[06:24] : oh ya
[06:24] : god doesn't exsist
[06:24] : God is an Asian call boy
[06:24] : you are
[06:25] : god is kurt cobain
[06:25] : hi
[06:25] : OK, your proof of a non exsistant god is pretty
non convincing
[06:25] : so I'll take a crack at it
[06:25] : convince me he is real
[06:25] : u can't
[06:25] : God is S.J. Perleman
[06:25] : hahahaha
[06:26] : God is black
[06:26] : If he wasn't we wouldn't be having this
conversationg
[06:26] : conversation
[06:26] : how do u know
[06:26] : BAD REASON
[06:26] : b3eacuses your an ass hole
[06:26] : YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THEN THAT
[06:26] : HAHAHAHA
[06:26] : Because I know, because he feel him work through
me
[06:26] : ok
[06:26] : |=uck u
[06:26] : Thirtydayrisen, God just told me
that he dislikes you
[06:27] : and I wouldn't have anything to back it up
[06:27] : u can't prove it?
[06:27] : Thirtydayrisen, that thing you
feel in you might not be God,
[06:27] : nevermind
[06:27] : Ok that's bs, becuase the BIBLE (OOPS I USED THE
B WORD)
[06:27] : Says so[
[06:27] : yes you did
[06:27] : the bible is a fairy story
[06:27] : made up by mortal men
[06:28] : The Bible is a terrible book
[06:28] : not god
[06:28] : He even loves you're ugly face
[06:28] : for some reason
[06:28] : how do u know i'm ugly?
[06:28] : That's the point
[06:28] : Your physical and spirit beings have a
connection
[06:28] : chris cornell was right
[06:29] : since I see your spirit is ugly, your aFACE MUST
BE UGLY
[06:29] : Thirtydayrisen, your anus and
mouth have a connection
[06:29] : hes he was certainly right
[06:29] : since I see you talk shit you must
be shit
[06:29] : Ok, why is it you don't believe in God
[06:29] : and be serious
[06:30] : Thirtydayrisen, I don't believe in

[06:30] : don't give me crap like "he's ficticous
[06:30] : CHRIS SAID RELIGIOUS SHOULDN'T HAVE AS
MUCH OXYGEN AS NORMAL PEOPLE
[06:30] : I don't believe in "god" because i
have no need too
[06:30] : CHRIS RULES
[06:30] : chris is jesus
[06:30] : I have no need to believe in
something I don't want
[06:30] : christ~! not chris
[06:31] : chris is jesus he should know
[06:31] : Exactly why don't you need him?
[06:31] : chris cornell
[06:31] : i do need kurt
[06:31] : You're life is perfect right?
[06:32] : You think you got it all
[06:32] : yeah i'm in a band
[06:32] : Thirtydayrisen, I don't need "God"
because I find no need. I can understand why people like you
need to cling on to something and have an explaination for
your own shit life
[06:32] : .... but that's not me.
[06:32] : money and everything
[06:32] : thats you
[06:32] : i'm in hole
[06:32] : ya
[06:32] : Thirtydayrisen, you are your own
reason for your own "terrible life"
[06:32] : 6 ft deep
[06:32] : Right so what can you use to explain your crappy
life?
[06:32] : no
[06:33] : i'm in hole
[06:33] : I don't need to blame "God" or
"Santa", you do
[06:33] : i don't have a crap lfe
[06:33] : noo we dont
[06:33] : i'm in hole
[06:33] : No I don't blame any of them, I blame myself
[06:33] : I don't need an "explaination",
once again you do
[06:33] : yeah dogg is right
[06:33] : but I can work through it, because I have a
stronger God than me
[06:33] : sure
[06:34] : so do i kurt cobain
[06:34] : then why are you bitching?
[06:34] : So what do you use to work through the hard
times?
[06:34] : myself
[06:34] : nirvana
[06:34] : I"m not
[06:34] : people around me
[06:34] : I didn
[06:34] : nirvana
[06:34] : not GOd, or the easter bunny or
anything like that
[06:34] : I didn't say my life was roughten
[06:34] : you did
[06:34] : dog is cool
[06:35] : ANd the people around you are always going to be
there right?
[06:35] : no
[06:35] : NO I didn't
[06:35] : I don't want them
[06:35] : nirvana will always be there
[06:35] : say that
[06:35] : hell get assainated
[06:35] : So now you're confusing me
[06:35] : and you're going to assume that
someone you've never met nor seen nor encounted is going to
always be there?
[06:35] : yes
[06:35] : no doubt you will
[06:35] : if god does exist y should i like him?
[06:36] : he does
[06:36] : he knocked up a virgin he hates homo's
and women
[06:36] : What?
[06:36] : bull shit
[06:36] : nice man
[06:36] : not
[06:37] : Thirtydayrisen, if I ever
encounter something "troubling", I'm pretty sure I have the
ability to handle it myself without the help of Santa or
Jesus or Gummo
[06:37] : Just keep telling yourself that.
[06:37] : I don't lay down and say "oh jesus
why have thou forsaken me?"
[06:38] : lol
[06:38] : You just keep telling yourself god
is there then
[06:38] : I'm sure if someone had a gun to your head and
you had nothing, you could get out of that easy
[06:38] : Neither do I
[06:38] : God wouldn't save you
[06:38] : If God existed why would he
intervene?
[06:38] : because he loves you?
[06:38] : yes
[06:38] : did he not love all the others who
die each day?
[06:38] : RIght
[06:39] : He loved each and every one
[06:39] : it is there time if they die
[06:39] : not me
[06:39] : did he not love the people in the
Oklahoma building when it exploded?
[06:39] : i'm a woman
[06:39] : no
[06:39] : does he not love the victims of
Ramirez?
[06:39] : NO
[06:39] : he has a greater plan then anie1 can
c
[06:39] : he loves each and everyone of us on
this earth
[06:40] : there's no questioning of who he loves
[06:40] : how do u know did he tell u?
[06:40] : why didn't he intervene when Gacy
was about to kill thos people, what makes you think he'll
help you, what makes you think you're an exception?
[06:40] : yes
[06:40] : Your blaming God on something you KNOW he didn't
cause
[06:40] : well God will show you his love if you
just let him and listen
[06:41] : BUt you say there is no GOd so what's your
explanation
[06:41] : if god caused that there would have be
a glorius thing not a bloody bombing
[06:41] : I'm not blaiming anyone, i'm just
saying that you think god would help you if a gun was put to
your head, you just said that
[06:41] : it wont happen
[06:41] : you wont be helped
[06:41] : you can help yourself
[06:41] : not rely on "god"
[06:41] : No, God had a plan and whatever happens happens
[06:41] : sure
[06:41] : why makes you not believe?
[06:42] : the plan is to kill as many
people as possible and as painfully as possible?
[06:42] : dog is right
[06:42] : I could care less if I got blown away, because I
know God has someting in mind
[06:42] : if you pointed a gun at my haed and
asked me if ibelived in god and you killed me he would bring
me up to him
[06:42] : You think this life means something!
[06:42] : what is God's plan with cancer and
AIDS? or is that just a work in progress? was he just
experimenting with them?
[06:42] : no
[06:42] : well jesus died on the cross
[06:42] : why can't we die for God?
[06:42] : Let me tell you this is a VAPOR!
[06:42] : jesus died for each and everyone one of
us
[06:43] : Thirtydayrisen, if you got blown
away to day then God's plan was to kill YOU
[06:43] : ha
[06:43] : it's true
[06:43] : RIght!
[06:43] : well if it's his time to die then let
it be
[06:43] : And I would be with him!
[06:43] : we wouldn't care since we know where
we're going
[06:43] : and that would be in heave with our
Lord
[06:43] : we hab heaven 2 look 4ward 2 when we
die
[06:43] : praise the lord marilyn manson
[06:44] : Thirtydayrisen, you say I think
this life means something? yes, i think it does. If your
life doesn't mean anything then you should make it mean
something
[06:44] : there is no scape
[06:44] : ha
[06:44] : NO, this life is spent doing what God calls us to
do
[06:44] : catpenis
[06:44] : That is to show love unto you
[06:44] : Thirtydayrisen, so what God is
calling you to do is to talk in a chatroom?
[06:44] : And right now I'm doing a poor job
[06:45] : God wants you to play around in
this chatroom?
[06:45] : and I wish I could do better but I'm falible,
[06:45] : to convert you
[06:45] : jesus don't want me 4 a sunbeam
[06:45] : He can't convert me
[06:45] : he's trying to show you the grace of
God
[06:45] : hey
[06:45] : go outside and convert others
[06:45] : Dog can do anything, but you don't know that
[06:45] : hey poet
[06:45] : God
[06:45] : Greetings In The Name Of The Lord
Jesus Christ Most High
[06:46] : I can do anything, thankyou
[06:46] : u mean chris cornell?
[06:46] : Dog can do anything
[06:46] : ha
[06:46] : God can do anything,
[06:46] : You know what I meant
[06:46] : AMEN
[06:46] : I love you, Mr Stinky Edmunds
[06:46] : If you just let God do his miracles
then you'll see it
[06:46] : yeah like knock up virgins
[06:46] : but you will turn my words around
[06:46] : What miracles does God do? the
tornadoes and the births?
[06:47] : Are babies being born the miracle
of God?
[06:47] : Is that what you want? A miracle?
[06:47] : no
[06:47] : hey everyone
[06:47] : I want no miracle
[06:47] : Then what is it?
[06:47] : I want an example of a "miracle of
God"
[06:47] : Are you just testing me?
[06:47] : yes, this is God testin 1-2 1-2
[06:47] : Why?
[06:48] : haha
[06:48] : well you have to let God show you
[06:48] : What's the use
[06:48] : Give me an example of what is a
"miracle of god"
[06:48] : tell me, don't show me, it's
simple
[06:48] : type in one miracle
[06:48] : You claim you'll never believe. What are you
looking for?
[06:48] : to annoy you
[06:48] : fun
[06:48] : something to reach 10
[06:48] : f**k your god your lord and your
christ
[06:48] : I got one hour to go
[06:49] : I find no annoyance
[06:49] : I find love
[06:49] : Love in you dadf
[06:49] : your dad loves you
[06:49] : THat's right
[06:49] : sodomises you?
[06:49] : lol
[06:49] : I'll give you a miracle
[06:49] : hoo started dis room?
[06:49] : the antichrist
[06:50] : If you died and went to heaven and
God said "touch my penis", what would you o?
[06:50] : do?
[06:50] : I have o go urinate
[06:50] : he wouldnt 2 start w/
[06:50] : you give me the answer when i
return
[06:50] : Well being a christians we wouldn't do
that
[06:50] : MP
[06:50] : think about it, it's going to
happen
[06:50] : NO
[06:50] : we have to learn to respect the Lord
[06:51] : I will not give you the answer because it is not
a viabel answer
[06:51] : I mean question
[06:51] : viable
[06:51] : buddy
[06:51] : It's not a question that's going to further the
conversation
[06:52] : A viable answer? what were you
going to fuckin say? that you would lick God's penis also?
[06:52] : hey wolf
[06:52] : hey what's going on everybody?
[06:52] : r u anti christ?
[06:52] : do i have to be?
[06:52] : No, only that God wouldn't ask that question
[06:52] : yep
[06:53] : NO you don't
[06:53] : yes u do
[06:53] : this is the anti christ channel
[06:53] : I'm probably the only Christian here because the
others got scared
[06:53] : sure
[06:53] : im here
[06:53] : Ok
[06:53] : think of yourself as an "elite"
[06:53] : good
[06:53] : I'm not skeerd
[06:54] : no, I think God as elite
[06:54] : Thirtydayrisen the elite
Christian
[06:54] : If God is an elite then who are
his competitiors?
[06:54] : you?
[06:54] : right, what are the isults for. Still not able
to give an arguement that works?
[06:54] : what inseluts?
[06:55] : your face
[06:55] : Come on, your joking around. You're not
arguing.
[06:55] : You're crawling around, searching for something
to test me with
[06:55] : joking around? Christianity is not
a joke!
[06:55] : It is not to be mocked!
[06:55] : agreed
[06:56] : Do not mock me for I am
Christian!
[06:56] : It sounds like you think so
[06:56] : Leave me be for I am Christian!
[06:56] : uuh ok..
[06:56] : don't fall out u 2
[06:56] : What are you even talking about.
[06:56] : ?
[06:56] : What am I going to test you with,
stop putting yourself up so high.
[06:56] : satan
[06:57] : You've made up images in your head about what a
Christian is
[06:57] : Stop thinking it's all about you,
i'm just in here talking
[06:57] : satan? what u mean?
[06:57] : my master
[06:57] : but they're lies because you don't know CHrist.
[06:57] : ven do oyu
[06:57] : you
[06:57] : what?
[06:57] : either
[06:57] : fuck
[06:57] : either do you
[06:57] : there
[06:58] : Hey there every1..God rocks!
[06:58] : I never said leave me be
[06:58] : You don't know "Christ", you only
know of him.
[06:58] : That's you think
[06:58] : no you can't just say that
[06:58] : yes i can
[06:58] : you're just putting words in our
mouths
[06:58] : but you can't understand that because you don't
know
[06:58] : no i'm not
[06:59] : ok, fine, accept me as a rabbit
that doesn't understand Christ
[06:59] : Now leave me be for I am a
Christian!
[06:59] : I do know Christ and it's daily that he works in
me
[06:59] : leave me be, foul Christian
[07:00] : What is it you want?
[07:00] : Sperm? are you talking about
sperm?
[07:00] : those things working inside are
your organs
[07:00] : Are you trying to be a rebel? Be that anti_god
guy who picked on those goody goody christian foke
[07:00] : not God
[07:01] : how am I "anti god"? how am i a
"rebel"?
[07:01] : You can throw the insults all you want but that's
not going to convince that there is no God
[07:02] : I threw no insults, dirty
christian!
[07:02] : And if you were so strong in your convictions,
you stand to it, because you know so thoroughly that there
is no GOd
[07:02] : So woulldn't you want to let the people go?
[07:02] : KNow?
[07:02] : brb
[07:02] : I am in no way at all trying to
convince you there is no God. I have no idea where you would
get an idea like that..... unless of course, you're filled
with doubt?
[07:03] : Now leave me alone for I am a
Christian
[07:03] : stop
[07:03] : Thirydayrisen, let go
[07:03] : stop typing
[07:03] : don't press enter
[07:03] : I know you have a speech ready
[07:04] : Let go
[07:04] : Now, leave me be for I am a
Christian
[07:04] : I'll be back soon
[07:04] : uhh ok..
[07:04] : I just have to go masturbate to
the thought of Jesus on that sexy cross
[07:05] : that's wrong
[07:05] : so Kpxcutiepie, how are you doing
today?
[07:05] : good
[07:05] : LIsten...
[07:05] : how are you guys doing today?
[07:05] : OLiver Twist is on television
[07:06] : I'm doing good
[07:06] : I cannot change your heart only God can, I am
only the messenger
[07:06] : desent untill that basterd mansucksdog
came along
[07:06] : I've never actually watched it in
whole
[07:06] : hey hey
[07:06] : hello
[07:06] : hey
[07:06] : Bunt until then I will be praying for you
[07:06] : Thirtydayrisen, you are no
meesanger. Not stop with the bitching
[07:06] : Leave me be for I am a Christian
[07:07] : seriously, let go
[07:07] : uhh ok..
[07:07] : WHO IS GRACOUS!??
[07:07] : it's over. Oliver Twist is on and
i'm going to watch it
[07:07] : Sympa de cr©er un chat † mon nom
...... merci .......
[07:07] : doesn't seem like it, Man
[07:07] : hello
[07:08] : quoi , Christian?
[07:08] : WHO IS THE CREATER?
[07:08] : i know, it's actually not Oliver
Twist, now that's fuct
[07:08] : ;-))))))
[07:08] : GOd
[07:08] : The film is called
[07:08] : u guys aren't acting very
christina like
[07:08] : "Everybody Wins"
[07:08] : WHO IS LOVE?
[07:09] : ME
[07:09] : Pirates Of Silicone Valley is on
also
[07:09] : uhh ok..
[07:09] : That shit Oliver Stone film The
Hand is on Movie Greats
[07:09] : hey guess what?
[07:09] : i'm going to go evangelize at the
beach
[07:09] : Critical Care is on movie extra
[07:09] : pray for me ok?
[07:09] : vIA cODIOS
[07:10] : Via Con Dios
[07:10] : hey guys wut up
[07:10] : or I could watch Fall Out on movie
one
[07:10] : hey what's up?
[07:10] : Ed The Sock is also on, I hate
that show
[07:10] : May God be on your Heart
[07:10] : Jenny Jones is on as well
[07:10] : uhh who wants to know dog?
[07:11] : Beverly Hillbillies is on TV1
[07:11] : just go watch your tele
[07:11] : You mean god?
[07:11] : I think I'll watch [V]
[07:11] : good for you
[07:11] : It's a tough decision as to what
to watch
[07:11] : You know you really have a profound Heart
[07:12] : Animal Edens and Going Wild With
Jeff Corwin is also on
[07:12] : I'll watch Going Wild
[07:12] : Jeff is rowing down a river
[07:13] : he just said "onward and forward"
[07:13] : he's talking about raccoons now
[07:13] : I love raccoons
[07:13] : I live squirrells as well
[07:13] : gerbals too
[07:13] : I'll skin a hampster and make a
fur coat for a child's barbie
[07:14] : skin it alive
[07:14] : thats not in any way amusing
[07:14] : it's not meant to be amusing
[07:14] : Why did you find it amusing?
[07:15] : i said i didnt
[07:15] : was there anything to suggest it
was to be in anyway comical?
[07:15] : no
[07:15] : well... why did you think that?
[07:15] : you have a sick mind?
[07:15] : I'm telling you its not
[07:15] : I know
[07:15] : you said it was though
[07:16] : i never said that
[07:16] : you said "it's not amusing", what
suggested that it was meant to be amusing?
[07:16] : you?
[07:16] : yes
[07:16] : therefore you have a "sick mind"?
[07:17] : hi guys
[07:17] : ben
[07:17] : don't say i have a sick mind if
you're the one to think of saying such things
[07:17] : hello ben
[07:17] : hey
[07:17] : there are some really bad chats out
there
[07:17] : I know
[07:17] : i thoguht i would be safe in here
[07:18] : this Renaissancechic is
disgusting
[07:18] : don't listen to her
[07:18] : hmph! i said nothing
[07:18] : she just told me she was going to
sking a hampster for a doll's coat
[07:18] : terrible
[07:18] : just sick
[07:18] : will i feel uncomfortable in here?
[07:18] : you're great at annoying people,
you know?
[07:18] : ok im leaving
[07:19] : ben, there's a clean chat
somewhere...
[07:19] : ok
[07:19] : ben is a homo sexual fisherman
[07:19] : I don't need ben
[07:19] : I'm glad he left



 

The real Alfie Noakes on 2001-07-24 22:48 [#00017676]



CHRIST ALL FUCKIN MIGHTY


 

Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2001-07-25 01:19 [#00017694]



Hey Edmunds...why do that? If I wanted to read a chatroom
dialogue I'd find it in yer arsehole...child!


 

Mr Stinky Edmunds on 2001-07-25 02:03 [#00017701]



You'll never find such quality chatroom dialogue in my anus.
The thing is you read it and I didn't.


 

Naphex-Male from Vancouver, Canada on 2001-07-25 02:21 [#00017705]



I didn't read it.....not all of it that is! hahaha!



 

m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-25 05:24 [#00017714]



Weird, I thought you posted some topic with "your momma is
so ___" jokes, I guess it got deleted.
The poor human genepool. We need the dinosaurs back to weed
us out, too bad for that asteroid.


 

od from perth on 2001-07-25 05:52 [#00017719]



vik vylex had a very very similar conversation in mirc (or
was i another chat thing) with a religious bloke....quite
funny.
well, his one was.....eheheh


 

Mr Stinky Edmunds on 2001-07-25 05:57 [#00017722]



Well I'm glad someone saw my "yo mama" jokes post....


 

dirty little bitch on 2001-07-25 10:05 [#00017766]



i hope this has been an adventure for all concerned.


 


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