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what are you usually say when you want to flirt a girl that you don't know? Sorry... I'm just trying to find a girlfriend. Any help will be tested thoroughly... =) |
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please... someone... ='( |
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probably something about the situation/circumstances we're in... e.g. at a gig |
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ummmm tease her, when she falls up stairs, mildly poke fun at her clothes (if all else fails use this joke) would you like a pizza and a fuck she says "noooooooooooooooooooooooo" ask her whats wrong with pizza :0) |
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Good one Recycle |
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only 61 points unti li become a regular or an old daddy |
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MUHUHAHA |
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something i can test maybe... in a club for example? heheheheheh |
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be a wizzard you wuss, but get the points with respect not crap |
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heh, yeah do what recycle says... just aslong as neither of you can stop laughing, laughing is the best!! |
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I don't flirt, so I can't help. Try saying something like... ''You can fall out of a building, you can fall out of a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with ME! '' And then be laughed at. Maybe she'll fuck you out of pity. |
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okay. I'll do that, converting it to 'would you like a drink and a fuck' for the club. anything else? =D |
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thanks Ophecks. I'll surely try dat one too! =) 2 things to go... people, add, add more! |
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again? My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Can I flirt with you? Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. All those curves, and me with no brakes. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? So... How am I doin'? (Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder) How about you and I go back to my p |
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So... How am I doin'? (Lick your finger, then touch you and your 'friend's' shoulder) How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too. |
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How to get kicked in the balls ultra hard by Ophecks? }:) |
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Actully looking at what I just typed that would be a good way to have my balls kicked by him. Hmm... |
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Pretend you're hiding from an ex girlfriend/stalker type person and ask if you can talk to her for a bit for cover, then just take it from there. This is a good one, cause if she's a bit of a nightmare you can make a swift exit by saying your stalker has gone =oD Works everytime |
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Are these "How to Stay a Virgin" techniques?... |
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ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! thanks so much Ophecks! I'll make a printout of it and study it. Next week, you will all have some results of it all. =) I keep my finger crossed... =D |
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I have to know a guy before I'll date him. I cant just go with any old bloke in a club. |
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works everytime with you too pOgO? wow... I'll definitely try dat one then! thanks! =D |
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ohhhh okay then.... sorry... |
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Dont worry Recycle, i don't post crap |
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Chat up lines never work IMO, Just relax and let it happen. If you wait forever then look at how you appear to others. I've had many relationships and I never had to hunt for any of them. Be yourself. Etc. Yeah. |
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well i have a girlfriend of about 4 months and a bit now, the flirting we do is more with our eyes and body actions than words. if that helps. |
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well the problem is that I'm not a "cool" kind of guy... I'm just a usual poor Greek boy studying in the uk... anyway, thanks, I'll try some out =D |
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i never used cheesy pick up lines, but i still use that one on the wife :0)' |
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