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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-07-01 23:44 [#00292125]
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ImposesedDiscussBoCEvilevilworshippersornotwhatdoyouthinkte
llzme


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-07-01 23:48 [#00292130]
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satan is SO 1997 he's a joke and so am i


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-07-01 23:55 [#00292137]
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satan is a nerd.


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-07-02 00:14 [#00292151]
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satan is for losers


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 00:16 [#00292153]
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I am the Son of Satan, and it pains me to see you bitches
diss him and put him down.


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-07-02 00:19 [#00292156]
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So your a real life Little Nicky of sorts?


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-07-02 00:59 [#00292173]
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or he could be
damien


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2002-07-02 02:03 [#00292214]
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Didn't Satan die off when God ran away?


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-07-02 05:13 [#00292447]
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i once told satan that he was cool, and then he told me
about this lucid dream he had where he turned into a "mint
lolly" and kept saying how it was sooooooooo "lush." what
the hell does lush mean anyways?

anyways, he then mentioned how he'd like to fubar his
upcoming cd with a ton of "fluffy pancake piano
tracks...that have nothing to do with anything, but inflate
the CD to a double disc so that he can sell it for twice the
retail value." i never knew that satan made music, wtf?!

i never spoke to satan since...i've converted to follow
gorge carlin's advice and worship joe pecci.



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 05:19 [#00292464]
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WHAT??!?! That doesn't sound like Satan at all. I think
you're:
A- Lying
B- Fibbing
C- Bullshitting
D- Kidding
E-Joking
Or any combination of the above choices.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-07-02 05:20 [#00292469]
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or trying to metaphorically refer to rdj as satan?


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-07-02 05:26 [#00292493]
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satan is my second favourite retired movie bad guy reduced
to bit parts like the front door in The Osbournes...


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-07-02 05:31 [#00292513]
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ouch...

that's one small step for flea, one giant leap for
christians and satan haters everywhere!

i'm playing around, and am definatly not call you christian.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-07-02 05:34 [#00292522]
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But RDJ is an angel, sent to give us beautiful music! He
isn't Satan.

MOBY is Satan. How he hides his horns on that bald head of
his, I'll never know.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2002-07-02 05:37 [#00292530]
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no it's bad news for christians..how do you keep the
faithuful in tow without the prime boogyman snapping at
their heels?..christianity cant exist without satan!


 

offline SwitchFrontside on 2002-07-02 05:42 [#00292555]
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religion is all the same bullshit, i dont believe in any of
the garbage and this is from someone who had to go to
christian school for 12 years and do 2 communions !


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-07-02 05:56 [#00292622]
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the son of satan, they say my killing's too blatant


 

offline Atop from Texas (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:29 [#00292742]
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I fucked Satan's ass last night without a rubber.

I think I have a bloody cock!

I ate his ass and it tasted like menthol.

Kool cigarettes is what he smokes,
his ass is kinda hairy also.

I shoved my fingers up there too,
his right kidney is a liitle enlarged.

his spleen is a little mishapen.

His butt smells like Cumin.

A k k a d


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:30 [#00292748]
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ummm......yeah?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-07-02 06:33 [#00292762]
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Satan is bad!!! Bad Satan!!!


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-07-02 06:34 [#00292764]
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Natas Pihsrow!


 


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