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... I went into the computer room right after my sister left, and when I got in there and closed the door there on the computer desk was a big container of Vaseline... What the fuck? What's up with that? |
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ewwww |
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heh, my feelings exactly!! :) |
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how old is she? she hot? JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHAHA haha ok sorry... that was mean |
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Eeeewwww, I'm not even thinking about whether or not she's hot... that's just wrong!!! |
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Hey---dont jump to conclusions and ask her, cause why would she use vaseline?? theres really no need for a chick to use vaseline. But ask her. And if youre right then ewwwww |
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Yeah, I've never heard of a chick using vaseline. They usually have that built in...um, unless...no, nevermind. |
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hehe yeah... I was only kidding around anyways... but the vaseline was there... :) |
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Vaseline? Huh? My theory... she has a dildo, and wanted to insert it anally. The vaseline was the lube, cuz that's a tight squeeze, y' know? Now that you know, does it make you feel better? A little closure? |
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LOL! |
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yeah, LOL is right... you're a funny guy Ophecks!! :) |
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???? I'm not laughing. Just being serious. What other uses are there for vaseline? It might as well be called ASSeline, we all know what it's main use is. Use your head! And clean your seat, who knows what kind of bodily fluids your sitting in. |
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or maybe she's really tight and has a big dildo. Or maybe she's into fisting. You should search your temporary internet files (of course you'll prolly just end up finding sites YOU went to in the past week) but its worth a shot. Or you could just ask her. |
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hmmm...maybe it was *you* who left it there funkmaster...perhaps it worked so well you blacked out in a fit of orgasmic bliss and forgot to put it away...and forgot you even used it... ...and maybe your sister has already started an identical thread about you on whatever messageboard she might post to... just a theory...but dont rule it out completely |
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Oh shit, I hope it's not fisting... NEVER shake her hand again!!!! |
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lol@all of u! heheheh |
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hehe, this is shocking... :) |
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haha....and to think...youre still using the keyboard! ewwwwwwww |
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she maybe wanted it for something else you dirty minded.... |
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yes, that's the most likely answer... and yes, I and everyone else, is dirty minded!! :) |
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I've left the vasaline by the computer before, sometimes your just not thinking strait after 'working things out' |
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Maybe she likes to eat it? Nah... that's not sexy or perverted enough. That COULDN'T be it! |
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eat vaseline? shots of vaseline with vodka most probably hehehehehehehh |
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maybe it was just to fuck with your mind! sounds like something someone might do to mess with your mind. |
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if she wanted to fuck his mind, why should she use vaseline? She could just put some Boyzone, Backstreet Boyz etc really loud... |
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vaseline leaves a lot of things to think about as displayed in this thread. |
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If she really wanted to fuck with his mind, she would leave some barby dolls laying around, with ketchup smugged on their heads |
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''maybe it was just to fuck with your mind! sounds like something someone might do to mess with your mind.'' If so, it certainly fucking worked... hell, she's got like a dozen males from all over the world speculating about her now... nice job! |
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vaseline is subtle enough that it provokes thought but doesn't force inquiry. |
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or maybe cut her veins with the kitchen knife... cmon I'm sure that kids can be much more creative in fucking-up-with-ones-mind Techniques |
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uh-oh cmon I'm silly kidding... damn... I always bring chaos... ='( |
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Haha, you murderous, homicidal lovable psycho you! *pinches Tasos's cheeks |
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hehehehe =))))))))) =DDDD =)))))))) HAPPY HAPPY I'm HAPPY nowwwww!!!! HAPPY HAPPY thanks Ophecks!!!! Happy happy *keeps bouncing up and down* |
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you're just gettin gayer by the day, huh? |
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happy happy HAPPY happy! Someone talked to me with nice words happy happy haPPY someone likes wot I is happy HAPPY |
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Maybe there was a sale on Vasoline? |
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no... on Gazoline happy happy happy |
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awwwwwwww I'm bad when I'm hApPy HAppY - sorry weatheredstoner... HaPpY hApPy HAppY |
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HAHAHA! This reminds me of the time I found some Vaseline in one of my parents draws, so I put it on my dad's bedside table thing, and made it looked liked he opened and used it in a hurry. It was gone again before my mom got home. Shit, eh? |
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yeah this reminds me of the time me and me mate found a tub of vaseline on my teachers desk, there were some hairs in it.....:-S i think there was cat hairs in it....(yuk!) |
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isn't Ophecks gay? Hmmm, I thought he was... looks like all this sucking up was for nothing!! ;) |
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I'm happy, so I'm going to bed now, before it wears out. HAPpy hAPPy Thank you all haPPy and gOodhaPpYniGht. HaPpY. =DDDD |
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Funk: Didn't really understand that last comment =p Tasos: Glad to see someone's happy around here. lol Maybe she suffers from vaginismus and was looking at self help websites to try and loosen things up down there, eh? Probably the least likely of all, but it was worth a shot. ;) |
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ah your supposed to use water based lubricants for anal, vaseline can cause infection. |
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Did you REALLY think I was gay??!?! 0_o Naw, I'm mostly straight... mostly. Interpret that as you will! Now if you'll excuse me... *removes vaseline from drawer |
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*knock,knock,knock* "Whats going on in there Ophecks?" (in mummy style voice) ;-) |
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I think it is hilarious that sicklif3 registered on this board to tell us that in his very first post. |
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lol! yeah... an informative one isnt he! |
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