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from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-20 22:35 [#00016896]
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i was just shot at by a canary for shouting into it's tupperware. i placed it's beak into a passage of moby dick and met roy rogers wife being portrayed as seahorse for the day. has this happened to anyone else? i hope not, seeing that i just made it up, which is something my miniature popes can not do. however, they can turn into 23 cans of minced chicken. unfortunately, a fat johnny carson with a can opener found them as they turned into the 23 cans of minced chicken and promptly ate him while singing the national anthem of chicken shit to a very angry hornet sporting high heels. i believe the hornet was angry because it is a "he" and not a "she", but people were easily mistaken seeing that "he" is wearing womens items and often found at LPGA events, and therefor a piece of lambchop that was purchased by ed harris's calculator from some blind geese tried to court the angry cross dressing hornet. i much prefer wasps.
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