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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-18 19:30 [#00016389]
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can anyone put these intimate moves into an easy step by step guide?
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dingle berry
from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-07-18 19:32 [#00016391]
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if i rearange the letters in my brothers name he can call himself?
Melinda shit!
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m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m
on 2001-07-19 08:50 [#00016461]
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1. be sure to have eaten sticky messy things such as mashed potatoes, jello, gravy, and leave a lot of food on your plate to be licked.
2. Either of the following is acceptable: a) remove plate from table toward face b) move face toward plate, keeping plate on table. I prefer method b, but the choice is up to you.
3. Don't just lick the plate, caress it thoroughly with your tongue fully extended and make pleasureful sounds when doing so. If you feel an orgasm coming on, don't fight it, just let it all loose.
*licking the bottom and sides of the plate is acceptable and leads to further stimulation, even if no food is there to be licked.
*be as slobbery as you wish. Remember that you can lick sideways and backwards.
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-=[mCp]=-
from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-19 09:25 [#00016471]
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Enhanced description:
a) don't use any garlic for spicing your food you're gonna lick...
b) beware of scratches on the plate as they can decrease your sexual pleasure...
c) use soft food. Something like a rumpsteak or double hamburger is not appropriate. Stuff like pudding is advised.
d) be sure you are alone. People usally think funny stuff of you when you get caught licking your plate passionately.
e) no bakegoods advised... f) let no other one lick your plate...remember it's your plate. If somebody you don't know threatens you to kill you if you not let him lick your plate, call the local police office immediately.
g) replace the plate with a vagina. you're going to be rewarded for this pleasure-technique.
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-=[mCp]=-
from Frankfurt/Germany on 2001-07-20 08:49 [#00016731]
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Or just use the plate instead...
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m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m
on 2001-07-20 18:31 [#00016861]
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Yeah, I just use the plate. In reference to d, you just need to find the right group of people. My whole family loves the intimate are of plate licking. You should come over on Thanksgiving. You can come out of the closet and we'll accept you as one of us. (goes back to licking a plate)
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