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Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-18 17:15 [#00016369]



If I close my eyes and imagine a pony called Ian playing
cards with the indoor bowls world champion in the u-bend of
my sink, drinking melted wax out of a peregrines skull. I
will smile.

Bend down and touch your toes for Daddy, here comes the fire
brigade Toots !


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-07-18 17:23 [#00016371]



not today, theres coffee to be drunk, and I know I cant
trust you to understand, but hey, what could go wrong really
? , maybe its best not to think too hard on these matters,
just let it flow, so what if I get arrested, prison cant be
worse than what "They" want to do to me, best arm myself
anyway, take down as many as I can, keep alert, watch them
watching me, just dont let them know.


 

Roll Schemes from a bad neighbourhood on 2001-07-18 17:27 [#00016372]



Clone my child, watch your typing, you fucked up again.
You'd be a fucking wack spy. And a fucking wack fuck.
Detail, my boy. Slow Down.


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-18 23:16 [#00016417]



Yesterday I was at the market and bought some watermelons
that I cut holes into and wore on my feet! I recently beat
up a family full of midgets and stole their shoes.I've been
in a heated debate with my microwave over who would win the
presidential election if Mighty Mouse ran againiest Scooby
Doo but, we couldnt come to any conclusion (Goddamn
microwave). The Baron has spoken!


 

Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-18 23:18 [#00016418]



Is Glitch a fucking cone as well?



 

m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-19 08:41 [#00016460]



Glitch has always struck me as more of a truncated cube than
a cone. Here is one problem I have with geometry: They say a
circle has one side. Well, a square has 4 sides, a hexagon
has 6, an octagon has 8. The pattern is that the number of
sides goes up as you get nearer and nearer the shape of a
circle. My argument is that a circle has many many sides,
though not infinite as that would be ludicrous, not one
side.


 

Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-19 09:05 [#00016463]



I did not write the second bit of this.

That clone person is a fuckcunt

I thanks John for that word


 

m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-19 09:11 [#00016465]



I expect the REAL wizards teeth to come by soon and say that
the previous wizards teeth was the clone. This clone stuff
is great. I think chimpy pants started it as a joke and
cloned himself, playing both parts. He did it quite
successfully and humorously.


 

m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-19 09:12 [#00016466]



I DID NOT WRITE THAT! Someone cloned me.


 

Tek from Australia on 2001-07-19 10:17 [#00016494]



Weird,... something should be done about cloning,.. like
name registering or something,..


 

Wizards Teeth on 2001-07-19 10:20 [#00016495]



I agree it is now silly.

Imagine if there were only two people on this board.

You and one other being everyone else.

How would we know


 

CLONE BOT™ from Australia on 2001-07-19 10:33 [#00016502]



* heroic music, clonebot enters with cape flailing

(In a real bassy god like voice)
WIZARDS TEETH CLONE,.. I MUST ASK YOU TO CEASE AND DESIST
(clonebot gives wtclone the lazy eye)


 

Newbee from Underworld under the airport of New Estland on 2001-07-19 10:37 [#00016504]



hello all. im new here. but i have question. who is aphex
twin?


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-19 10:38 [#00016505]



who? dunno mate.


 

Tek from Australia on 2001-07-19 10:39 [#00016506]



goto the "news" section and click on the "new to aphex twin?
click here mate!" sign


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-19 10:59 [#00016509]



Hello all this is the Baron here and I will now unleash my
madness on the world but first I must find my potato peeler
has anyone seen it??? I fear that one day coleslaw might
take over the world and we will be forced to listen to
nothing but David hasalhoff and Backstreet Boy's I fear the
end is near my brothers and sisters !! The Baron has spoken
!!


 

Dirty Priest from Denmark on 2001-07-19 11:13 [#00016515]



is glitch a cone. haha


 

Newbee from Africa Bambata on 2001-07-19 12:09 [#00016529]



i've lost my potato accellerator :-(


 

CLONE BOT™ from Australia on 2001-07-19 12:54 [#00016535]



* (enters) scans the horizon
I OBVIOUSLY SCARED HIM OFF

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE REST OF YOU C(L)ONES

*flies away


 

m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-20 07:22 [#00016703]



Hooray for clone bot!


 

m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-20 07:24 [#00016705]



Good idea, CLONE BOT has his name trademarked. A perfect
defense against cloning.


 

CLONE BOT™ from Australia on 2001-07-20 10:15 [#00016747]



ALL IN A DAYS WORK MY FRIEND


 

sloey66 from ireland on 2001-07-20 10:42 [#00016754]



i love richards music as all of you must do but alas he is
english!only joking.im a new listener to aphex so i was
wondering if you could tell me some good sites to look out
for.and iam a clone.yep.a big fuck off irish clone.ive got
the other one of me locked in the basement doing pressups
into a 69 year old womans crotch.i didnt feed him while i
was in ibiza,so he got kinda hungry and had a nice furry yet
fishy meal


 

sloey66 from ireland on 2001-07-20 10:49 [#00016761]



i would also like to inform you of your untimely
deaths.sorryyou were good people.

 


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