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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 18:33 [#00264645]
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today, june 13th, she gave birth to 3 little kittens :) her
first litter

i'm gonna call one of em "groucho", but i dono about the
other two - feel free to make suggestions!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-06-13 18:35 [#00264648]
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u have cats in senegal?


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-13 18:35 [#00264649]
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thad

what was mommies name ?

http://www.aphextwin.nu/mb/topic.php3?topic=12116&start=0&s
eekwrd=&idxstart=0

(you can use some of these names marlowe)


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-13 18:36 [#00264651]
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hehehe!
Congratulations,Marlowe!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 18:42 [#00264659]
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my cat's name is che :)

i heard some squeaking noises under my bed, and i thought
"whats this!" and there was my cat with a little kitten! :)
so we made her comfortable and she gave birth to two more :)
on is tortoiseshell, one is all black, and one it black &
white :)


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-13 18:45 [#00264665]
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sweeeeet!


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-06-13 18:51 [#00264668]
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Rosco and Jazz!!!


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-06-13 18:54 [#00264672]
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Our cats are called Nano and Pico, you could continue with
Femto and Atto.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-13 18:55 [#00264675]
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call one ben!!!!!

hehhehe, our cat is neutered =(

ernest is a good name


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-13 18:56 [#00264676]
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Ernest and Eugene!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 19:00 [#00264683]
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your names are all rather wonderful ;) ernest would be
humourous that's for sure! maybe keep the communist feel and
call them fidel, mao, and trotsky? :D


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-06-13 19:01 [#00264685]
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nexus 5 and nexus 6


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-13 19:04 [#00264690]
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Bernard
Dog

Keyboard
Desk
Clock
Dirty Bowls
Socks

sorry i'm just looking at whats next to me now..


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 19:14 [#00264701]
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what's that - dirty bowels?! :D


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-13 19:15 [#00264704]
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no man, i've had 3 shits today


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 19:21 [#00264715]
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fucking hell b3n - that's one hell of a movement your bowel
has got! you must eat LOTS of pies!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-06-13 19:56 [#00264765]
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dude, let me git some kitties


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-13 20:03 [#00264784]
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Oh my god, I love kitties! I'm so jealous of you, my cat is
fixed, and I'll NEVER have a bunch of little kittens to
squeeze.

Click to see my pussy.

Pussy


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-13 20:08 [#00264798]
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you're the one in scotland!


 

offline Phatbert 000 from Augsburg (Germany) on 2002-06-13 20:11 [#00264804]
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I was just having dinner outside and my cat ate a bird and
subsequently threw it up.

Strawberries and cream haven't tasted that bad in ages!

+++congratulations marlowe!+++


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-06-13 21:09 [#00264896]
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You have to watch those cats. I caught my cats in
carnal embrace just last night. And they are both male!


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2002-06-13 21:10 [#00264900]
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First kittens should be drowned.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-13 21:11 [#00264901]
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everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

does anyone know where that picture is?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-06-13 21:11 [#00264902]
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the only bad thing about kittens is that they grow up to
become cats


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-13 21:12 [#00264905]
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Bob Mcbob ---EXACTLY !!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 21:36 [#00264930]
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those kittens squeak all the time! :)


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-06-13 21:38 [#00264935]
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Inverted Whale:
That is sooo sweeeeet!
Look at them....
=')


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-13 22:14 [#00265034]
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my favorite bumpersticker of all time....

"SO MANY CATS, SO FEW RECIPIES"


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-13 22:16 [#00265041]
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Oh my god, I wish more people would post their pics of their
cats! I want to eat them and squeeze them and boil them eat
them, their tiny little nose and their tiny little toes.


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-06-13 22:22 [#00265053]
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feline and cat


 

offline nacmat on 2002-06-13 22:29 [#00265067]
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I once had a cat
his name was Jazz (my brother liked that name)
it was all white and with an eye blue and the other green...
a normal cat but a beautifull one indeed


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-06-13 22:36 [#00265081]
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Ooooh!! you must be the happiest person in the world now
marlowe=)
They are so cute when they are babies!!

My cats name is Hassan, its a big Norwegian Foorest Cat.
Cats are great!!
I have teached mine to sit at comando like a dog , but you
have to have something good in your hand.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-06-13 22:40 [#00265085]
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awwwwwwwwwwww:):)
thats so cuuuuute.......

one of my cats is a female just over 1 year old...
if she got pregnant i dont know what i'd do!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 22:40 [#00265086]
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i thought that was gonna be a limerick there, naccers old
mate ;)

sido: i would love to have a pet siberian tiger that would
attack people at my command :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-13 22:42 [#00265088]
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yeah my cat is still young -- only a year and a month old :)
poor thing is exhausted and needs the toilet, but can't bear
to leave her kittens alone - even tho the litter box is
right next to her! :)


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2002-06-13 23:00 [#00265113]
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awwwww kitties!!!

To bad im not a cat person, dogs only.

my dog had 6 puppies at the age of 12, she was obviously to
old to have puppies so out of 6 only 1 lived and his name is
Reese hes strong and black( shes brown and so is the
father)

Kittens are cute, i like furry cats with flat faces, youre
cat is beautiful though, I'll give it to you =)


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-14 16:05 [#00266346]
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"SO MANY CATS, SO FEW RECIPIES"


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-14 16:34 [#00266395]
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awwww..... that whiskas advert where the mummy cat picks up
the kitten in her mouth.

awwwwwww, soo so so cute!

lucky lucky marlowe. I told u everything was on the up for
you!


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-14 16:37 [#00266399]
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They are cute.

I got a bunny rabbit, shes a smokey grey color so I just
call her "smokey". But she stays away from all the other
bunnies, because you know rabbits, they mulitply like shit.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-14 16:43 [#00266405]
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I just had to leave the room after laughing too much over
the "everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten."
comment....

Everyone in the room is now looking at me funny...

(Cats are the Tops...big shout out to the jand feline
cru..Mortisha!!...dogs are stupid; cats really know here
it's at (eating & sleeping & looking cute)...

I'm hoping to come back as a cat in my next
life...(hopefully one that avoids the god wanking tax...)...


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-06-14 16:54 [#00266414]
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Yes i have said the same thing many times!!
I wanna come back as a cat in next life!!
I hate to see my cat early in the morning when i hardly have
time for breakfast just lying there on the couch totaly
chilled out .
Looks like he says to himself "humans......." shakes his
head and then go back to sleep.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-14 16:55 [#00266415]
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haha, where r u jand?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-14 16:56 [#00266416]
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at work...

we're all pretending to work...whilst really surfing the net
as it's friday afternoon...9 mins to go...:)...



 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-14 16:59 [#00266419]
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nac? Your cat was David Bowie? :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-06-14 17:40 [#00266459]
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i too would like to come back as a porch-lounging,
nocturnal-pranking cat! they have a great life!!

the bastards ;)


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2002-06-14 17:42 [#00266462]
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Eeeeep!!!

I want a kitty.

Inverted Whale- Your cats are Yaoi? (Gay?)

How cute!!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2002-06-14 17:52 [#00266481]
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marlowe -----name one of the cats:

thad and one of them p-brane


 


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