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rob fragilenine from everywhere on 2001-07-17 18:03 [#00015943] | |||||||||
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*cough* i'm tired. elsewhere? what axe man loves dog in special way 2 times your life and nose please? quads no... okay aiee.. huh? uurgh.. *cough* *co-hu-*cough* sorry |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-07-17 18:05 [#00015944] | |||||||||
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Quads ? Damn they sound sweet, really loud and everything |
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rob fragilenine from everywhere on 2001-07-17 18:09 [#00015947] | |||||||||
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sorry i photocopied your lunchbox. i was being misinterpreted at the time. i wanted to organize a party for 47.3 beach balls but mr.splat didn't let me. go kjhlsoppy moppy stoppy heh thats cooool. uhh... *cough*... argh? what? where are you? are you here or inside the little house in my shoe? which reminds me: start spreading the news i'm leaving today i'm gonna be a part of it new pork, blue cork la la la la la we're all a happy family wow this is back to grofty? cooler thatnde okejmast *cough* i'm tired... |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-07-17 18:16 [#00015952] | |||||||||
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holy kippers, this is a pickle, the cats gone dug himself a grave, and just before breakfast, I ought to teach granny a lesson here, but its too late to teach the old bitch new tricks, far to late, best see if I cant save the cat ere the kettle boils and I have to drink my coffee, lord knows he'll be dead by then. |
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rob fragilenine from everywhere on 2001-07-17 18:19 [#00015954] | |||||||||
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ye quads are sweet... like bacon pork kidney with lemon... mmm something... boy: "Dad double dipped" girl: "Nice one" [girl and mother walk out of room] dad: "Good one, son" boy: "I love you, Dad" dad: "I love you, son" 3,000 donkeys: "MOOO!" david letterman: "What did I do wrong?" dad: "Where's the icecream?" jim carrey: "Punch you in the face!" boy: "I'm going to go swim in the kidney" dad: "OK, son. Don't let your fingers turn into sound waves" boy: "I won't" dad: "I love you son" boy: "I love you Dad" jim carrey: "I love you all" 3,000 donkeys: "AAAARGH!" david letterman: "So I said to him, How much for a piece of wood?" [cue fake laugh] man #1: "Get your popcorn!" man #2: "Get your nachos!" man #3: "Get your kidneys!" dad: "I'll have 7.867412 kidneys please" man #3: "That'll be 3.55" dad: "I love you man #3" man #3: "I love you Dad" david letterman: "I love you all, apparently" jim carrey: "That's my website!" david letterman: "Sorry." big brother: "No more." all: "OK." ... *cough* |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-07-17 18:27 [#00015955] | |||||||||
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Shit, the kettles boiled, the cats done for, I hope I can find a kitten to replace him with, but maybe the neighbors will notice and phone the S.P.C.A, I have to take the risk, coffee doesnt drink itself, maybe in the future, but not mine, lets leave the formal stuff to the police, they seem to like it best that way, so they can get all pushy while I get stabby. |
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Yanni from The Acropolis on 2001-07-17 18:32 [#00015957] | |||||||||
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I am Yanni. You will bow down before me. I do not play classical music; classical music plays I. I am not unlike a Minty Special Ford Ghia Deluxe Cream, as I have more horns than a bong in a church. You must now obey my every command. I am not a music lover; A music lover I am not. Rest In Pickle, Yanni. |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-17 18:46 [#00015964] | |||||||||
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quads? i've been looking for some. you want to sell them? i'll give you a singing ankle. no, no, no, i can do better, i have a bag of wasps. i got them off a blind transvestite pulling a wagon of sodomized teeth, real cheap too, only cost me 23.1647 wet figs. speaking of figs, anyone want some fig jars. i've got to sell them, my bucket is complaining. i had a conversation with a lamp post: me: "hello there, you're looking good today" lamp post : no response me: "i said you're looking good. you want to go out for coffee and cake sometime?" lamp post : no response me "why are you snubbing me like that? is it my looks?" lamp post : "yes, i am more into those who remind me of a tea kettle, not like you. you're a coffe pot" i wish i knew where i left my collection of invisible platters. have you seen them? the reward is a winston churchill look alike. i hope i get them back. |
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rob fragilenine from everywhere on 2001-07-17 18:54 [#00015967] | |||||||||
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I must ask: How many wasps are in this bag? I will happily trade 745.7684 of my quads for 1093.87402 wasps in a bag. |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-17 19:09 [#00015971] | |||||||||
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i will happily throw in 53.4687 angry hornets for free because of your quick response. i have a celebrity letter: dear mel gibson, please return my fallopian tubes as i had not realized that i planned on loaning them to another hollywood juggernaut, kevin spacey. sincerely, kibbidy juntah |
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rob fragilenine from everywhere on 2001-07-17 19:35 [#00015972] | |||||||||
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Thank you for that kind gift. I shal also inform you that I have my 58 Yanni albums up for sale. My collection includes such greats as: - Yanni Goes To Hollywood - Yanni Grins And Winks At The Nearest Violin - Yanni Uncut (video) - Full Of Yanni - Lost Cuts/Slices Of Yanni *RARE* - Yanni + Mark Knopfler *RARE DUET* - The Evil Yanni Machine - Selected Yanni Housewives vol.17 - Yanni at the Busport (live) - Yanni Alone (solo album) - The Yanni + Steve Stevens + Simon + Garfunkel LP (also known as Yanni Loves To Collaborate Vol.2) *RARE* - Yanni Shat Himself (also known as The Toilet Sessions 1995) - Yanni, Will You Ever Learn? Music From And Inspired By The Motion Picture - Finding Yanni *RARE* - Yanni, The Big Blue Bear And Quax The Duck (the nursery rhyme album) - Fields Of Yanni (Yanni's experimental album, where he cloned himself. The cover photo is real, and is incredible) *RARE* If you have anything by Cat Stevens (especially the 'Jump Like A Cat' series) I'll happily trade any one of these albums. |
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hevquip from an egren's coffee shop on 2001-07-17 19:57 [#00015974] | |||||||||
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unfortunately i am a fan of kenny g. more than yanni. i own: kenny g. g strings in they key of g with the g string thingy orchestra kenny g. prime cuts kenny g. uncensored kenny g. (oh g gully!) genny k. experiments in sound kenny g. off tha hook in philly kenny g. oh my god! they killed kenny('s beat)!- an awesome venture into ambient soft jazz kenny g. music for the pope kenny g. greatest hits- a huge 10 disc set too! |
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