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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 15:07 [#00255758]
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I am about to release a limmited number of copies of my new
song. The concept is as follows.

Used false teeth are given away with a cd. The cd is a five
minute piece called "You Know you want to". Five minutes of
me singing :

"You know you want to try the soiled teeth, that have been
used by Gladis to eat some kendal mint cake before she
died."

Some effects have been added to the voice.

When listening you will be contemplating whether or not you
should place the false teeth in your mouth.

If you want a free copy of this concept, inform me of your
postal address and i will send teeth and cd in the post free
of charge.

There are only ten copies of this.

I want to go on top of the pops with a pair of false teeth
chanting the above enticement



 

offline TKR from B'joke (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-08 16:05 [#00255812]
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Me, i want one :)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-09 00:30 [#00256453]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Very odd great humor, you could probably become relatively
well known with such... um basically parodies of the whole
rediculous music buisnesss. Include that one where there's
30 sec. of silence then extremely violent cursing, and
instructions of course of how to use the track as a prank in
any conservative public place. Also include that picture of
a goose with a famous actress's head obviously pasted over
the goose's head, but insist that it is only a very unusual
goose who happens to look like this actor, and insist that
this picture is actually made of organized sound instead of
light.


 


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